ACE / American Championship Entertainment presents
HEAT OF THE MOMENT TV #23
LIVE! from the FedEx Forum
Memphis, TN
July 15, 2009
[MUSIC] "Heat Of The Moment" by Asia played to open the show.
[IN-RING] Commissioner Andrew Bootman speaks.
BOOTMAN: "We are less than two weeks away from Title Wave, the first PPV with all titles on the line. As you know, we currently have five titles but on July 26 at Title Wave...we're adding one more. The Intergender Tag Team Championship. Each tag team features a man and woman. Unlike the "Mixed Tag" matches in other promotions, Intergender Tag Team matches allow men and women to square off. Tonight, we begin a tournament for said title! RIGHT NOW..." [CROWD CHEERS]
Intergender Tag Team Championship Tournament, Round 1
1. TODD PARKER & BREEZY MAXIM w/Tiffany Parker vs. SARAH DOOM & JASON FLATLINE
TIME LIMIT: 10:00 | REFEREE: Shorti
Doom and Flatline could not get on the same page, while Parker and Maxim performed fantastically. Maxim pinned Doom early with the Treasure Chest to advance her team in the tournament.
RESULT: Todd Parker & Breezy Maxim def. Sarah Doom & Jason Flatline (3:51) to advance in tournament
ACE WRESTLING UPDATE
[BACKSTAGE OFFICE] Lollipop gives the news.
LOLLIPOP: "As you saw earlier, a tournament has begun to crown the first ever ACE Intergender Tag Team Champions. Later tonight, a second first round match will take place. Standing by backstage is Dante Monaco, one of the participants in this match. He will be now announce his female partner..."
[SIDE-BY-SIDE SCREEN] [BACKSTAGE] Dante Monaco stands backstage with a microphone.
MONACO: "It's true. 'The Beloved Icon' has arrived to claim another title."
LOLLIPOP: "You didn't fare too well last week when competing for the..."
MONACO: (interrupts) "No need, Lolli. No need. Was at a disadvantage. We're talking about TONIGHT! And TONIGHT, I have found the ideal female to represent what I stand for. She is the one, the only...my mother, LORI MONACO!"
An older, tanned woman bearing the cleavage of a pair of obviously fake breasts steps into the picture and hugs Dante.
LORI: "Oh baby, we're gonna do it up! Victory!"
DANTE: (to camera) "This interview is over, Lollipop. It's time to prepare."
Lori and Dante walk off.
[BACKSTAGE OFFICE] Lollipop returns in full screen.
LOLLIPOP: "Later tonight, The Monacos will face Jesse Kinkade and Vicki Maxim in the second match. Next week, two more first round matches will take place. In huge news, however, the main event for Smoke On The Water has been set. Commissioner Bootman has decided to throw three of the most dangerous men in the ring for an elimination match. For the ACE Heavyweight Championship, Benjamin Hammer will defend the gold against former champion Maelstrom AND Kid Hideous. We recently found out that Hideous has returned to beat Maelstrom but only if Maelstrom has said title so who knows what will happen here. Tonight, a huge elimination match will be taking place between three monster teams: Team 1, Sex & Violence - Benjamin Hammer, Kevin Karma and Sheik Mohammed Hussein. Team 2 - the Greenbriar Mafia and Maelstrom. Team 3 - Kid Hideous and the ACE Tag Team Champions, High Fidelity!"
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
Intergender Tag Team Championship Tournament, Round 1
2. DANTE & LORI MONACO vs. JESSE KINKADE & VICKI MAXIM
TIME LIMIT: 10:00 | REFEREE: Stu Payne
Vicki worked against both Monacos, with Lori proving to be quite the green wrestler. (2:11) Dante overpowered Vicki but she was able to make a hot tag to her partner. Unfortunately for Kinkade, Dante annihilated him and won easily with The Inferno.
RESULT: Dante & Lori Monaco def. Jesse Kinkade & Vicki Maxim (3:01)
After the match, Vicki spat on Kinkade in disgust. [CROWD CHEERS]
[BACKSTAGE] Melissa Chase interviews Torch (with manager Johnny Chise) about the ACE Television Championship Elimination match.
CHASE: "Torch, you've only held the title a short time but tonight you face the toughest challenge yet: three opponents. Care to explain how you are going to keep the belt tonight?"
CHISE: "I'll speak for him. He shouldn't waste his breath on a low-life backstage hack whore announcer like yourself. Tonight, like every week, Torch will walk out of the arena with the title around his waist!"
Chad Hendrix interrupts. Torch starts toward him but Chise holds him back.
HENDRIX: "Yeah, you better hold him back. In fact, you might as well wrestle the match for him since it's because of you he still has the belt."
CHISE: "Don't get all jelly just cos you ain't got no gold, son. You got a 25% chance of victory tonight but don't count on it."
The segment ends with Hendrix and Torch in a staredown.
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
Anything Goes ACE Television Championship Elimination Match
3. (C) TORCH w/Johnny Chise vs. GREGORY MADISON w/Johnny Chise vs. CHAD HENDRIX vs. WALLY DANIELS
TIME LIMIT: 10:00 | REFEREE: Stu Payne
Early on, it was the two Dynasty II members (Torch and Madison) against Hendrix and Daniels but it eventually became two one-on-one matches: Hendrix battling Torch inside of the ring and Daniels fighting Madison outside. Daniels and Madison funneled into the crowd and were both disqualified from the match, leaving it up to Hendrix and Torch. (4:58) Torch had Hendrix in a figure four leglock but Hendrix reached the ropes to break the hold. Chise hopped up onto the ring apron to whisper advice to Torch. Hendrix went after Torch, who moved and sent Hendrix into Chise which knocked the manager off the apron and onto the floor. Torch kneed Hendrix in the back, hit a belly-to-back suplex and covered but Hendrix kicked out before 3. (6:12) Hendrix fought back courageously and had the champion tied up in the ropes. Chise attempted to distract Hendrix again but the challenger no-sold it. Hendrix went for a running spear on Torch but the champion moved and Hendrix ended up hitting a tope con hilo into the guard rail outside of the ring. [CROWD SHRIEKS] While ACE Medical dealt with Hendrix, Torch won via countout.
RESULT: Torch def. Chad Hendrix (7:00, CO), Wally Daniels, Gregory Madison (4:21, DQ)
Torch celebrated.
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
HAMMER TIME
[OFFSTAGE] Benjamin Hammer came out alone, without the rest of his Sex & Violence faction. [CROWD BOOS]
HAMMER: "I'm gonna make this short and sweet. I am the motherfucking ACE Heavyweight Champion. [CROWD BOOS] I run this show. I am the face of ACE. Tonight, Sex & Violence is going to fucking dominate. At Title Wave, we're walking out with all the gold! [CROWD BOOS] If that doesn't happen, there's gonna be trouble...
Krissy Karma, Beth Steele and Michelle Marvel come out for the next match and cross paths with Hammer. Hammer brushes them off.
4. SEX & VIOLENCE (Krissy Karma, Beth Steele & Michelle Marvel) vs. ANNA LYNN, HELIX & COTTON CANDI
TIME LIMIT: 10:00 | REFEREE: Shorti
Karma and Lynn brawled at the opening but the Female Champion was too much and Karma tagged out quickly. Helix and Candi, the ACE Female Tag Team Champions battled their PPV opponents Marvel and Steele over the next few minutes before Lynn and Karma met up again. (3:19) Karma slapped Lynn hard, knocking Lynn to her knees. Karma followed with a dropkick to the face and covered Lynn but Helix broke it up. Seconds later, all six women were in the ring at once. (5:02) Shorti was able to restore order but shortly after the madness, Karma was able to hit the Instant Karma on Lynn for the win.
RESULT: Sex & Violence def. Anna Lynn, Helix & Cotton Candi (5:25)
After the bell, Steele slapped the Steele Walls on Helix while Marvel locked the Say Goodnight on Candi. OMFG randomly showed up from out of the crowd to rescue the women, focusing mainly on helping Anna Lynn.
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
Elimination Match
5. SEX & VIOLENCE (Benjamin Hammer, Kevin Karma & Sheik Mohammed Hussein) vs. MAELSTROM & GREENBRIAR MAFIA (Lord Michael & Douglas Thorn) vs. KID HIDEOUS & HIGH FIDELITY (Marc Middleton & Schmeloppy)
TIME LIMIT: 15:00 | REFEREE: Stu Payne
Hammer seemed to take it easy in the early going, letting Karma and Hussein handle things for S & V. Hideous started the match for his side and refused to tag out to his obscure partners. Maelstrom, Michael and Thorn worked swell together. (3:11) Hideous and Maelstrom double-teamed Karma for a moment before realizing they despised one another and locked up. Both brawled around the ring before falling through the ropes and fighting outside of the ring. Karma tagged in Hussein who bowed to Mecca and flew out of the ring onto both Maelstrom and Hideous. Tonight, Hussein rose to the occasion like the Hezbollah hellion he was. (5:09) Maelstrom was able to make a tag to Thorn, who went for a surprise pin on Hideous. Hideous kicked out and Thorn threw him into his corner where Schmeloppy tagged in. Hussein was able to surprise Schmeloppy with a bulldog from behind, followed by a moonsault. Thorn followed up by throwing Hussein out of the ring and locking in the Thorn In Your Side to Schmeloppy, who eventually reached the ropes. (7:05) Later in the match, Middleton went for a springboard hurricanrana on Michael but Michael turned it into a power bomb. Hussein, still in the match, assaulted Michael from behind with a head butt to the back. Michael turned around and was met with a kick to the gut, swinging neckbreaker before Hussein nailed Michael with the Holy Driver. Before he could make the cover, Middleton came back with a dropkick on Hussein. Middleton went for a bicycle kick but Hussein moved, lifted him up for the Holy Driver and hit it to eliminate Hideous & High Fidelity. Michael made a tag to Maelstrom afterward and Hussein brought in Hammer. [CROWD CHEERS] Both men stared one another down but Hammer made the first move, kneeing Maelstrom in the gut and delivering an amazing snap suplex. Hammer quickly tagged Hussein back in to assist him in a Hammer Throw on Maelstrom. Hussein covered but Maelstrom amazingly kicked out. [CROWD CHEERS] Maelstrom seemed to "Hulk up" afterward and got the better of Hussein before tagging Thorn back in. (11:14) Later in the match, Hammer and Michael were the legal men. While Maelstrom and Thorn brawled with Karma and Hussein outside of the ring, Michael was able to slap the Mikrocosm on Hammer inside the ring. Just as Hammer was about to tap out, Hussein was able to sneak into the ring and break it up. Outside of the ring, Kid Hideous returned and delivered a Hideous Helldriver on his former teammate onto the arena floor before darting back to the locker room. Karma overpowered Thorn outside of the ring and joined Hussein in working over Michael in the ring. Seconds later, Hammer made a legal tag to Hussein who came in and hit the Holy Driver on Michael to get the win.
RESULT: Sex & Violence def. Maelstrom & Greenbriar Mafia (12:52), Kid Hideous & High Fidelity (7:58)
After the match, Sex & Violence celebrated after taking both falls of the match. [CROWD BOOS]
ACE ROLL CALL OF CHAMPIONS
Heavyweight Champion: Benjamin Hammer [45 Days]
Tag Team Champions: High Fidelity (Schmeloppy & Marc Middleton) [35 Days]
Television Champion: Torch [21 Days]
Female Champion: Anna Lynn [101 Days]
Female Tag Team Champions: Cotton Candi & Helix [14 Days]
NEXT PPV:
TITLE WAVE
Staples Center
Los Angeles, CA
July 26, 2009
ACE Female Tag Team Championship Match
(C) Cotton Candi & Helix vs. Sex & Violence (Michelle Marvel & Beth Steele)
ACE Tag Team Championship Elimination Match
(C) High Fidelity vs. Greenbriar Mafia vs. Sex & Violence (Kevin Karma & Sheik Mohammed Hussein)
ACE Female Championship Match
(C) Anna Lynn vs. Krissy Karma
ACE Heavyweight Championship Elimination Match
(C) Benjamin Hammer vs. Kid Hideous vs. Maelstrom
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
HEAT OF THE MOMENT TV #22
ACE / American Championship Entertainment presents
HEAT OF THE MOMENT TV #22
LIVE! from the Ford Center
Oklahoma City, OK
July 8, 2009
[MUSIC] "Heat Of The Moment" by Asia played to open the show.
[BACKSTAGE] ACE Female Tag Team Champions Helix & Cotton Candi enter the arena and are immediately assaulted by Michelle Marvel & Beth Steele of Sex & Violence. Steele rams Candi face-first into the wall while Marvel slaps the Say Goodnight sleeperhold on Helix. ACE Security breaks up the melee, escorting Marvel and Steele away while Helix and Candi are left beaten.
ACE WRESTLING UPDATE
[BACKSTAGE OFFICE] Lollipop gives the news.
LOLLIPOP: "Last week was a huge turning point for ACE Wrestling. We had Dante Monaco becoming the new #1 Contender to the ACE Heavyweight Championship. The return of Kid Hideous, who annihilated his former partner and apparently lifelong enemy Maelstrom. Douglas Thorn beat Marc Middleton to give the Greenbriar Mafia a shot at the ACE Tag Team Championship. We also had the return of Johnny Chise, introducing The Dynasty II featuring Torch, Gregory Madison and Kaysi Bootman. Later tonight, Monaco will battle Heavyweight Champion Benjamin Hammer and the Mafia will take on Tag Team Champions High Fidelity. In other news, Shorti has become the latest retiree from the ACE Female Division. She has signed up to become the referee for said division starting tonight. In other female notes, Vicki Maxim is proud to announce the wrestling debut tonigh tof her daughter. Breezy Maxim becomes the latest ACE acquisition. Also big news for Vicki is her now exclusive relationship with Female Champion Anna Madison. Anna is now standing by."
[BACKSTAGE] Anna Madison stands in front of the camera.
ANNA: "I would like to take this time to confirm the news you just stated. Vicki and I have discovered that together we are stronger than we are apart. I like her, she likes me. People need to get over it. That being said, my divorce with Gregory is final and I will now go back to using my birth name: Anna Lynn."
Behind Anna, the strange masked newcomer OMFG stares awkwardly. Anna stares back, prompting OMFG to run away.
ANNA: "Weird."
Krissy Karma walks up to Anna.
KARMA: "Well, well, well...so you and Vicki are a couple of dykes, huh?"
ANNA: "Whaddya want?"
KARMA: (cocky) "Oh, nothing. Just congrulating you on your decision. Have fun fisting one another!"
As Karma starts to walk off, Anna pulls her back by the hair.
ANNA: "I have an idea. How about I fist you?"
Anna hurls a series of punches to the face of Karma, knocking her out.
[BACKSTAGE OFFICE] A shocked Lollipop returns.
LOLLIPOP: "Uhhhhhh...now, to the ring for our first contest."
1. TODD PARKER w/Tiffany Parker vs. JESSE KINKADE
TIME LIMIT: 10:00 | REFEREE: Stu Payne
Kinkade put up another good fight but Parker closed it early with the Last Chance.
RESULT: Todd Parker def. Jesse Kinkade (3:29)
Parker offered Kinkade a handshake after the match but Kinkade shoved him aside.
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
[BACKSTAGE] Kid Hideous grunts around the locker room aimlessly until his former manager Johnny Chise ran into him.
CHISE: "Kid Hid! What's goin' on?"
HIDEOUS: "The fuck do you want?" (grunts)
CHISE: (cocky) "Well, big guy...I'm back. You're back. It's only inevitable that you join my group..."
HIDEOUS: (grunts) "I want nothing to do with you. You're a failure."
Maelstrom appears, prompting Johnny Chise to run off. Hideous and Maelstrom stand face to face.
MAELSTROM: "I should fucking gut you like the weak, cowardly, disgusting, slobby, cunt muscled mother fucker that you are."
HIDEOUS: (grunts, spits) "I'm here to..."
MAELSTROM: (interrupts) "I don't give a fuck why you're here. I give a fuck about making you not here."
HIDEOUS: "I do what I want. When I want. However I wanna do it. Me and you have some unfinished business. You don't have the title anymore but I'm gonna help you get it. And then I'm gonna take it from you."
MAELSTROM: (snickers) "You gotta be kidding me. I coulda had a title shot tonight but you took care of that last week, huh?"
HIDEOUS: "I got your attention, though."
Hideous took a swing at Maelstrom but Maelstrom ducked and speared Hideous into the wall. Maelstrom followed up with a knee to the groin before ACE Security broke it up.
2. KAYSI BOOTMAN w/Johnny Chise vs. BREEZY MAXIM
TIME LIMIT: 10:00 | REFEREE: Shorti
In her debut, Maxim overpowered Bootman early but constant interference from Chise evened out the match. At the 4:11 mark, Maxim knocked Bootman to the mat with a dropkick and prepared to cover when Chise hopped up onto the ring apron. Maxim went after him, giving Bootman a chance to recover and deliver a reverse DDT to Maxim and follow with the If You See K for victory. [CROWD BOOS]
RESULT: Kaysi Bootman def. Breezy Maxim (4:50)
Before Chise and Bootman could celebrate, former ACE Television Champion Chad Hendrix hit the ring. [CROWD CHEERS]
HENDRIX: "Two straight weeks of this? Seriously? First off, I want and deserve a rematch for MY ACE TV title..." [CROWD CHEERS] "Secondly, how are you gonna screw a girl in her ACE Wrestling debut?"
CHISE: "Why don't you go back to Canada, you son of a bitch?" [CROWD BOOS]
HENDRIX: "Why don't you make me, chubs?" [CROWD CHEERS]
Hendrix and Chise stood face-to-face before ACE Television Champion Torch hit the ring and rescued his manager.
TORCH: "Rematch? Done. You want beat again? I'll be happy to do it."
HENDRIX: "And this time I'll have a little friend at ringside."
Torch and Hendrix stood nose-to-nose.
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
[IN-RING] A frustrated Wally Daniels cuts a promo.
DANIELS: "At Smoke On The Water, I beat Dante Monaco pure and clean. Fair and fuckin' square. That should have given me an instant shot at the ACE Heavyweight Championship. But what happens? A buncha fuckin scumbags decide they want a shot too. And what happens? I get counted out. Counted the fuck out!" [CROWD MIXED REACTION] "I'm a simple man. I have a cell phone made in 1995. I've never had an ounce of product in my hair. Sometimes I might throw it in a girl's ass but my sexual practices are pretty normal other than that. Anyway, I should be the..."
"Shit Town" by Live plays and Gregory Madison interrupts the promo with Johnny Chise walking behind him. [CROWD BOOS]
MADISON: "Dude, you liberals are all the same. Complain. Complain. Complain."
DANIELS: "You want something?"
Madison climbs into the ring and shoves Daniels.
MADISON: "How about a match to prove what kind of contender you really are, bitch?"
Daniels and Madison drop the mic and a match begins.
3. WALLY DANIELS vs. GREGORY MADISON w/Johnny Chise
TIME LIMIT: 10:00 | REFEREE: Stu Payne
Both men spent the first few minutes brawling in and out of the ring before Madison had enough and headed back to the locker room. Daniels pulled him back and power slammed him on the arena floor. Chise pulled the Dynasty II baseball bat from under the ring and threatened Daniels with it. Daniels turned around just in time, took the bat and began choking Chise with it. Madison rescued Chise but by this time, referee Payne had counted both men out.
RESULT: Wally Daniels drew Gregory Madison (5:11, DCO)
Both men continued fighting after the match until Torch came out and assisted his TDII brethren.
[BACKSTAGE] Melissa Chase tries to get an interview with the wacky masked man, OMFG, who is on his way to the ring.
CHASE: "Hey, hey..."
OMFG turns around, stares at her, and turns back the other way, screams and runs toward the ring screaming "Daisies! Daisies!"
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
4. JASON FLATLINE vs. OMFG
TIME LIMIT: 10:00 | REFEREE: Stu Payne
OMFG spent the first three minutes forcing Flatline to literally chase him in and out of the ring before Flatline finally got a hold of him, much to the delight of the crowd. Flatline delivered a series of suplexes before winning with the Flatliner.
RESULT: Jason Flatline def. OMFG
After the match, OMFG shoved Flatline out of the way and demanded referee Payne raise his arm as the winner. Flatline laughed and left the ring.
[BACKSTAGE] Vicki Maxim and Anna Lynn are making out when Breezy Maxim walks by.
BREEZY: "God damn it, Mom. Why don't you two get a room!"
MAXIM: "Sweetie, why don't you win a match before you start ordering mommy around? K? Thanks."
ACE Tag Team Championship Match
5. (C) HIGH FIDELITY (Schmeloppy & Marc Middleton) vs. GREENBRIAR MAFIA (Lord Michael & Douglas Thorn)
TIME LIMIT: 20:00 | REFEREE: Stu Payne
Thorn and Middleton started out the match but before anything could get going, Sheik Mohammed Hussein and Kevin Karma of Sex & Violence made their return and beat the other four senseless with kendo sticks. The match was called off.
RESULT: High Fidelity drew Greenbriar Mafia (0:43, NC)
[CROWD BOOS] ACE Security broke up the melee and Commissioner Bootman came out to make an announcement.
BOOTMAN: "All right, you made your return and got your revenge. Now it's time to make the first match for the upcoming Title Wave PPV: a three-way elimination match for the ACE Tag Team Championship. High Fidelity. Greenbriar Mafia. Sex & Violence. Done." [CROWD CHEERS]
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
HAMMER TIME
[OFFSTAGE] ACE Heavyweight Champion Benjamin Hammer sits on a luxurious sofa while the rest of Sex & Violence (Sheik Mohammed Hussein, Kevin and Krissy Karma, Michelle Marvel & Beth Steele) mingle nearby.
HAMMER: "We got a couple demands tonight. First, our new girl Krissy is challenging..."
Krissy steals the mic.
KRISSY: "I want Anna for the Female Championship right freakin' now!" [CROWD BOOS]
Instead of Anna, her lover Vicki Maxim comes out.
MAXIM: "Oh Krissy, you haven't forgotten about me have you? The former partner you screwed out of the Female Tag Team Championship."
KRISSY: "We're done. Where's your cunt lover at?"
Maxim slaps Krissy but Marvel and Steele jump in and it is soon a 3-on-1 against Maxim. Female Champion Anna Lynn hits the ring, followed by Female Tag Team Champions Helix & Cotton Candi. [CROWD CHEERS]
It was determined that Vicki Maxim would face Krissy Karma tonight in a #1 Contender match for the ACE Female Championship with the winner facing champion Anna Lynn at Title Wave. In addition, Michelle Marvel & Beth Steele were signed to challenge ACE Female Tag Team Champions Helix & Cotton Candi for their titles at the same PPV.
#1 Contender For ACE Female Championship Match
6. VICKI MAXIM vs. KRISSY KARMA
TIME LIMIT: 10:00 | REFEREE: Shorti
All non-participants were cleared from ringside but Karma was able to score an advantage when she caught Maxim straightening her outfit. Karma dragged Maxim around the ring by her hair and pummelled her face into the mat. Karma spent the next few moments boasting and taking fake bows, infuriating the crowd who despised her. At 5:22, Karma went for a springboard moonsault but Maxim moved. Karma collapsed on the mat, giving Maxim a chance to lock in a Boston Crab. Karma was able to get to the ropes to break the hold. When Maxim refused to break, Shorti warned her. When Maxim continued to refuse, Shorti disqualified her.
RESULT: Krissy Karma def. Vicki Maxim (6:33, DQ)
Karma was awarded the #1 Contender spot but Maxim (after breaking the hold) continued to pummel Karma. [CROWD CHEERS] Michelle Marvel and Beth Steele came to the rescue, bringing out Cotton Candi and Helix to make the sides even.
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
ACE Television Match
7. (C) TORCH w/Johnny Chise vs. CHAD HENDRIX w/Commissioner Bootman
TIME LIMIT: 10:00 | REFEREE: Stu Payne
Commissioner Bootman countered Johnny Chise outside of the ring to make sure the match went smoothly. Hendrix lit into Torch to start the match, keeping the champion grounded. Chise made an early attempt to distract but was given the 'eye' by Bootman. Hendrix stretched Torch for all he was worth until the 6:09 mark when Gregory Madison and Kaysi Bootman of The Dynasty II showed up. Kaysi distracted her brother while Madison and Chise distracted the referee. Hendrix was also momentarily distracted enough so that Torch could pull a chain out of his trunks, wrap it around his fist and knock Hendrix out before finishing him with The Mom Doer for victory. [CROWD BOOS]
RESULT: Torch def. Chad Hendrix (7:11)
After the match, Commissioner Bootman (who later realized what happened) made the first ever Anything Goes ACE Television Championship Elimination Match next week pitting Torch vs. Chad Hendrix, Wally Daniels and Gregory Madison.
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
ACE Heavyweight Championship Match
8. (C) BENJAMIN HAMMER vs. DANTE MONACO
TIME LIMIT: 30:00 | REFEREE: Stu Payne
Monaco started off strong, dropping Hammer with a DDT early and scoring a near fall. The crowd was split, hating both men. After letting Monaco burn himself out early, Hammer fought back and took down his opponent with a hurricanrana which brought the house down. Hammer followed with an early attempt at the Hammer Throw but Monaco escaped and fleed into the crowd where Hammer followed. While both men brawled in the crowd, referee Payne began a count but both made it back in the ring at 9. Hammer attempted to power bomb Monaco but the challenger reversed it into a roll-up but Hammer kicked out. After a bit of back-and-forth, Monaco had Hammer worn down enough to attempt The Inferno but Hammer slithered out of it, shoved Monaco into the corner and dropkicked the challenger in an amazing sequence which saw Monaco's face smash hard into the turnbuckle. Hammer followed with the Hammer Throw for the win. [CROWD MIXED REACTION]
RESULT: Benjamin Hammer def. Dante Monaco (9:20)
Monaco held his smashed face while Hammer celebrated. Seconds later, Maelstrom showed up.
MAELSTROM: (pointing his finger into the chest of Hammer) "You and me, champ. Title Wave." [CROWD CHEERS]
HAMMER: "Get the fuck outta here. I just defended my belt twice in two weeks."
Moments later, Kid Hideous rushed to the ring whilst grunting like a mofo.
HAMMER: "What does this guy want?"
Hideous got into the face of Hammer, scaring him a bit.
HIDEOUS: "Maelstrom is getting that fucking title shot!"
HAMMER: "I don't think so, tubby."
Hideous delivered a head butt to Hammer, followed by a Hideous Helldriver. [CROWD CHEERS]
HIDEOUS: "Think again."
Maelstrom and Hideous stood face-to-face while Hammer recovered.
MAELSTROM: "What exactly do you..."
Before Maelstrom could finish, Hideous delivered a head butt to him as well and overpowered him with a Hideous Helldriver. [CROWD MIXED REACTION]
Hideous was left standing on his own in the ring.
ACE ROLL CALL OF CHAMPIONS
Heavyweight Champion: Benjamin Hammer [38 Days]
Tag Team Champions: High Fidelity (Schmeloppy & Marc Middleton) [28 Days]
Television Champion: Torch [14 Days]
Female Champion: Anna Madison [94 Days]
Female Tag Team Champions: Cotton Candi & Helix [7 Days]
NEXT PPV:
TITLE WAVE
Staples Center
Los Angeles, CA
July 26, 2009
ACE Female Tag Team Championship Match
(C) Cotton Candi & Helix vs. Sex & Violence (Michelle Marvel & Beth Steele)
ACE Tag Team Championship Elimination Match
(C) High Fidelity vs. Greenbriar Mafia vs. Sex & Violence (Kevin Karma & Sheik Mohammed Hussein)
ACE Female Championship Match
(C) Anna Lynn vs. Krissy Karma
HEAT OF THE MOMENT TV #22
LIVE! from the Ford Center
Oklahoma City, OK
July 8, 2009
[MUSIC] "Heat Of The Moment" by Asia played to open the show.
[BACKSTAGE] ACE Female Tag Team Champions Helix & Cotton Candi enter the arena and are immediately assaulted by Michelle Marvel & Beth Steele of Sex & Violence. Steele rams Candi face-first into the wall while Marvel slaps the Say Goodnight sleeperhold on Helix. ACE Security breaks up the melee, escorting Marvel and Steele away while Helix and Candi are left beaten.
ACE WRESTLING UPDATE
[BACKSTAGE OFFICE] Lollipop gives the news.
LOLLIPOP: "Last week was a huge turning point for ACE Wrestling. We had Dante Monaco becoming the new #1 Contender to the ACE Heavyweight Championship. The return of Kid Hideous, who annihilated his former partner and apparently lifelong enemy Maelstrom. Douglas Thorn beat Marc Middleton to give the Greenbriar Mafia a shot at the ACE Tag Team Championship. We also had the return of Johnny Chise, introducing The Dynasty II featuring Torch, Gregory Madison and Kaysi Bootman. Later tonight, Monaco will battle Heavyweight Champion Benjamin Hammer and the Mafia will take on Tag Team Champions High Fidelity. In other news, Shorti has become the latest retiree from the ACE Female Division. She has signed up to become the referee for said division starting tonight. In other female notes, Vicki Maxim is proud to announce the wrestling debut tonigh tof her daughter. Breezy Maxim becomes the latest ACE acquisition. Also big news for Vicki is her now exclusive relationship with Female Champion Anna Madison. Anna is now standing by."
[BACKSTAGE] Anna Madison stands in front of the camera.
ANNA: "I would like to take this time to confirm the news you just stated. Vicki and I have discovered that together we are stronger than we are apart. I like her, she likes me. People need to get over it. That being said, my divorce with Gregory is final and I will now go back to using my birth name: Anna Lynn."
Behind Anna, the strange masked newcomer OMFG stares awkwardly. Anna stares back, prompting OMFG to run away.
ANNA: "Weird."
Krissy Karma walks up to Anna.
KARMA: "Well, well, well...so you and Vicki are a couple of dykes, huh?"
ANNA: "Whaddya want?"
KARMA: (cocky) "Oh, nothing. Just congrulating you on your decision. Have fun fisting one another!"
As Karma starts to walk off, Anna pulls her back by the hair.
ANNA: "I have an idea. How about I fist you?"
Anna hurls a series of punches to the face of Karma, knocking her out.
[BACKSTAGE OFFICE] A shocked Lollipop returns.
LOLLIPOP: "Uhhhhhh...now, to the ring for our first contest."
1. TODD PARKER w/Tiffany Parker vs. JESSE KINKADE
TIME LIMIT: 10:00 | REFEREE: Stu Payne
Kinkade put up another good fight but Parker closed it early with the Last Chance.
RESULT: Todd Parker def. Jesse Kinkade (3:29)
Parker offered Kinkade a handshake after the match but Kinkade shoved him aside.
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
[BACKSTAGE] Kid Hideous grunts around the locker room aimlessly until his former manager Johnny Chise ran into him.
CHISE: "Kid Hid! What's goin' on?"
HIDEOUS: "The fuck do you want?" (grunts)
CHISE: (cocky) "Well, big guy...I'm back. You're back. It's only inevitable that you join my group..."
HIDEOUS: (grunts) "I want nothing to do with you. You're a failure."
Maelstrom appears, prompting Johnny Chise to run off. Hideous and Maelstrom stand face to face.
MAELSTROM: "I should fucking gut you like the weak, cowardly, disgusting, slobby, cunt muscled mother fucker that you are."
HIDEOUS: (grunts, spits) "I'm here to..."
MAELSTROM: (interrupts) "I don't give a fuck why you're here. I give a fuck about making you not here."
HIDEOUS: "I do what I want. When I want. However I wanna do it. Me and you have some unfinished business. You don't have the title anymore but I'm gonna help you get it. And then I'm gonna take it from you."
MAELSTROM: (snickers) "You gotta be kidding me. I coulda had a title shot tonight but you took care of that last week, huh?"
HIDEOUS: "I got your attention, though."
Hideous took a swing at Maelstrom but Maelstrom ducked and speared Hideous into the wall. Maelstrom followed up with a knee to the groin before ACE Security broke it up.
2. KAYSI BOOTMAN w/Johnny Chise vs. BREEZY MAXIM
TIME LIMIT: 10:00 | REFEREE: Shorti
In her debut, Maxim overpowered Bootman early but constant interference from Chise evened out the match. At the 4:11 mark, Maxim knocked Bootman to the mat with a dropkick and prepared to cover when Chise hopped up onto the ring apron. Maxim went after him, giving Bootman a chance to recover and deliver a reverse DDT to Maxim and follow with the If You See K for victory. [CROWD BOOS]
RESULT: Kaysi Bootman def. Breezy Maxim (4:50)
Before Chise and Bootman could celebrate, former ACE Television Champion Chad Hendrix hit the ring. [CROWD CHEERS]
HENDRIX: "Two straight weeks of this? Seriously? First off, I want and deserve a rematch for MY ACE TV title..." [CROWD CHEERS] "Secondly, how are you gonna screw a girl in her ACE Wrestling debut?"
CHISE: "Why don't you go back to Canada, you son of a bitch?" [CROWD BOOS]
HENDRIX: "Why don't you make me, chubs?" [CROWD CHEERS]
Hendrix and Chise stood face-to-face before ACE Television Champion Torch hit the ring and rescued his manager.
TORCH: "Rematch? Done. You want beat again? I'll be happy to do it."
HENDRIX: "And this time I'll have a little friend at ringside."
Torch and Hendrix stood nose-to-nose.
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
[IN-RING] A frustrated Wally Daniels cuts a promo.
DANIELS: "At Smoke On The Water, I beat Dante Monaco pure and clean. Fair and fuckin' square. That should have given me an instant shot at the ACE Heavyweight Championship. But what happens? A buncha fuckin scumbags decide they want a shot too. And what happens? I get counted out. Counted the fuck out!" [CROWD MIXED REACTION] "I'm a simple man. I have a cell phone made in 1995. I've never had an ounce of product in my hair. Sometimes I might throw it in a girl's ass but my sexual practices are pretty normal other than that. Anyway, I should be the..."
"Shit Town" by Live plays and Gregory Madison interrupts the promo with Johnny Chise walking behind him. [CROWD BOOS]
MADISON: "Dude, you liberals are all the same. Complain. Complain. Complain."
DANIELS: "You want something?"
Madison climbs into the ring and shoves Daniels.
MADISON: "How about a match to prove what kind of contender you really are, bitch?"
Daniels and Madison drop the mic and a match begins.
3. WALLY DANIELS vs. GREGORY MADISON w/Johnny Chise
TIME LIMIT: 10:00 | REFEREE: Stu Payne
Both men spent the first few minutes brawling in and out of the ring before Madison had enough and headed back to the locker room. Daniels pulled him back and power slammed him on the arena floor. Chise pulled the Dynasty II baseball bat from under the ring and threatened Daniels with it. Daniels turned around just in time, took the bat and began choking Chise with it. Madison rescued Chise but by this time, referee Payne had counted both men out.
RESULT: Wally Daniels drew Gregory Madison (5:11, DCO)
Both men continued fighting after the match until Torch came out and assisted his TDII brethren.
[BACKSTAGE] Melissa Chase tries to get an interview with the wacky masked man, OMFG, who is on his way to the ring.
CHASE: "Hey, hey..."
OMFG turns around, stares at her, and turns back the other way, screams and runs toward the ring screaming "Daisies! Daisies!"
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
4. JASON FLATLINE vs. OMFG
TIME LIMIT: 10:00 | REFEREE: Stu Payne
OMFG spent the first three minutes forcing Flatline to literally chase him in and out of the ring before Flatline finally got a hold of him, much to the delight of the crowd. Flatline delivered a series of suplexes before winning with the Flatliner.
RESULT: Jason Flatline def. OMFG
After the match, OMFG shoved Flatline out of the way and demanded referee Payne raise his arm as the winner. Flatline laughed and left the ring.
[BACKSTAGE] Vicki Maxim and Anna Lynn are making out when Breezy Maxim walks by.
BREEZY: "God damn it, Mom. Why don't you two get a room!"
MAXIM: "Sweetie, why don't you win a match before you start ordering mommy around? K? Thanks."
ACE Tag Team Championship Match
5. (C) HIGH FIDELITY (Schmeloppy & Marc Middleton) vs. GREENBRIAR MAFIA (Lord Michael & Douglas Thorn)
TIME LIMIT: 20:00 | REFEREE: Stu Payne
Thorn and Middleton started out the match but before anything could get going, Sheik Mohammed Hussein and Kevin Karma of Sex & Violence made their return and beat the other four senseless with kendo sticks. The match was called off.
RESULT: High Fidelity drew Greenbriar Mafia (0:43, NC)
[CROWD BOOS] ACE Security broke up the melee and Commissioner Bootman came out to make an announcement.
BOOTMAN: "All right, you made your return and got your revenge. Now it's time to make the first match for the upcoming Title Wave PPV: a three-way elimination match for the ACE Tag Team Championship. High Fidelity. Greenbriar Mafia. Sex & Violence. Done." [CROWD CHEERS]
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
HAMMER TIME
[OFFSTAGE] ACE Heavyweight Champion Benjamin Hammer sits on a luxurious sofa while the rest of Sex & Violence (Sheik Mohammed Hussein, Kevin and Krissy Karma, Michelle Marvel & Beth Steele) mingle nearby.
HAMMER: "We got a couple demands tonight. First, our new girl Krissy is challenging..."
Krissy steals the mic.
KRISSY: "I want Anna for the Female Championship right freakin' now!" [CROWD BOOS]
Instead of Anna, her lover Vicki Maxim comes out.
MAXIM: "Oh Krissy, you haven't forgotten about me have you? The former partner you screwed out of the Female Tag Team Championship."
KRISSY: "We're done. Where's your cunt lover at?"
Maxim slaps Krissy but Marvel and Steele jump in and it is soon a 3-on-1 against Maxim. Female Champion Anna Lynn hits the ring, followed by Female Tag Team Champions Helix & Cotton Candi. [CROWD CHEERS]
It was determined that Vicki Maxim would face Krissy Karma tonight in a #1 Contender match for the ACE Female Championship with the winner facing champion Anna Lynn at Title Wave. In addition, Michelle Marvel & Beth Steele were signed to challenge ACE Female Tag Team Champions Helix & Cotton Candi for their titles at the same PPV.
#1 Contender For ACE Female Championship Match
6. VICKI MAXIM vs. KRISSY KARMA
TIME LIMIT: 10:00 | REFEREE: Shorti
All non-participants were cleared from ringside but Karma was able to score an advantage when she caught Maxim straightening her outfit. Karma dragged Maxim around the ring by her hair and pummelled her face into the mat. Karma spent the next few moments boasting and taking fake bows, infuriating the crowd who despised her. At 5:22, Karma went for a springboard moonsault but Maxim moved. Karma collapsed on the mat, giving Maxim a chance to lock in a Boston Crab. Karma was able to get to the ropes to break the hold. When Maxim refused to break, Shorti warned her. When Maxim continued to refuse, Shorti disqualified her.
RESULT: Krissy Karma def. Vicki Maxim (6:33, DQ)
Karma was awarded the #1 Contender spot but Maxim (after breaking the hold) continued to pummel Karma. [CROWD CHEERS] Michelle Marvel and Beth Steele came to the rescue, bringing out Cotton Candi and Helix to make the sides even.
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
ACE Television Match
7. (C) TORCH w/Johnny Chise vs. CHAD HENDRIX w/Commissioner Bootman
TIME LIMIT: 10:00 | REFEREE: Stu Payne
Commissioner Bootman countered Johnny Chise outside of the ring to make sure the match went smoothly. Hendrix lit into Torch to start the match, keeping the champion grounded. Chise made an early attempt to distract but was given the 'eye' by Bootman. Hendrix stretched Torch for all he was worth until the 6:09 mark when Gregory Madison and Kaysi Bootman of The Dynasty II showed up. Kaysi distracted her brother while Madison and Chise distracted the referee. Hendrix was also momentarily distracted enough so that Torch could pull a chain out of his trunks, wrap it around his fist and knock Hendrix out before finishing him with The Mom Doer for victory. [CROWD BOOS]
RESULT: Torch def. Chad Hendrix (7:11)
After the match, Commissioner Bootman (who later realized what happened) made the first ever Anything Goes ACE Television Championship Elimination Match next week pitting Torch vs. Chad Hendrix, Wally Daniels and Gregory Madison.
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
ACE Heavyweight Championship Match
8. (C) BENJAMIN HAMMER vs. DANTE MONACO
TIME LIMIT: 30:00 | REFEREE: Stu Payne
Monaco started off strong, dropping Hammer with a DDT early and scoring a near fall. The crowd was split, hating both men. After letting Monaco burn himself out early, Hammer fought back and took down his opponent with a hurricanrana which brought the house down. Hammer followed with an early attempt at the Hammer Throw but Monaco escaped and fleed into the crowd where Hammer followed. While both men brawled in the crowd, referee Payne began a count but both made it back in the ring at 9. Hammer attempted to power bomb Monaco but the challenger reversed it into a roll-up but Hammer kicked out. After a bit of back-and-forth, Monaco had Hammer worn down enough to attempt The Inferno but Hammer slithered out of it, shoved Monaco into the corner and dropkicked the challenger in an amazing sequence which saw Monaco's face smash hard into the turnbuckle. Hammer followed with the Hammer Throw for the win. [CROWD MIXED REACTION]
RESULT: Benjamin Hammer def. Dante Monaco (9:20)
Monaco held his smashed face while Hammer celebrated. Seconds later, Maelstrom showed up.
MAELSTROM: (pointing his finger into the chest of Hammer) "You and me, champ. Title Wave." [CROWD CHEERS]
HAMMER: "Get the fuck outta here. I just defended my belt twice in two weeks."
Moments later, Kid Hideous rushed to the ring whilst grunting like a mofo.
HAMMER: "What does this guy want?"
Hideous got into the face of Hammer, scaring him a bit.
HIDEOUS: "Maelstrom is getting that fucking title shot!"
HAMMER: "I don't think so, tubby."
Hideous delivered a head butt to Hammer, followed by a Hideous Helldriver. [CROWD CHEERS]
HIDEOUS: "Think again."
Maelstrom and Hideous stood face-to-face while Hammer recovered.
MAELSTROM: "What exactly do you..."
Before Maelstrom could finish, Hideous delivered a head butt to him as well and overpowered him with a Hideous Helldriver. [CROWD MIXED REACTION]
Hideous was left standing on his own in the ring.
ACE ROLL CALL OF CHAMPIONS
Heavyweight Champion: Benjamin Hammer [38 Days]
Tag Team Champions: High Fidelity (Schmeloppy & Marc Middleton) [28 Days]
Television Champion: Torch [14 Days]
Female Champion: Anna Madison [94 Days]
Female Tag Team Champions: Cotton Candi & Helix [7 Days]
NEXT PPV:
TITLE WAVE
Staples Center
Los Angeles, CA
July 26, 2009
ACE Female Tag Team Championship Match
(C) Cotton Candi & Helix vs. Sex & Violence (Michelle Marvel & Beth Steele)
ACE Tag Team Championship Elimination Match
(C) High Fidelity vs. Greenbriar Mafia vs. Sex & Violence (Kevin Karma & Sheik Mohammed Hussein)
ACE Female Championship Match
(C) Anna Lynn vs. Krissy Karma
Wednesday, July 1, 2009
HEAT OF THE MOMENT TV #21
ACE / American Championship Entertainment presents
HEAT OF THE MOMENT TV #21
LIVE! from the HSBC Arena
Buffalo, NY
July 1, 2009
[MUSIC] "Heat Of The Moment" by Asia played to open the show.
[IN-RING] Commissioner Andrew Bootman starts out the show inside the ring with a disturbed look on his face. [CROWD CHEERS]
BOOTMAN: "Tonight, I have to make the biggest decision of my life. It is the decision that will either change the face of this company or change my personal life immensely. Either I relinquish control of ACE or end my relationship with Anna Madison..."
[CROWD BOOS]
BOOTMAN: "...I will first like to bring out the key players in this decision. Anna Madison..."
[CROWD CHEERS] Anna Madison enters the ring. Bootman and Madison embrace.
BOOTMAN: "...and Kaysi Bootman..."
[CROWD BOOS] Johnny Chise leads Kaysi Bootman to the ring, along with Torch and Gregory Madison.
ANDREW: "I see you brought some friends. Anyway, my decision is this. In order to keep it real and prevent a heel regime, I will end my relationship with Anna Madison and maintain my role as Commissioner of American Championship Entertainment." [MIXED REACTION FROM CROWD]
Andrew and Anna share one last embrace. She cries and walks off, passing Gregory who requests an embrace which she brushes off.
CHISE: "Well that's absolutely fabulous, Andrew. I have an announcement to make as well. What you see before you right now is the start of a great thing. It is the start of a new dynasty. The Dynasty II. We have the greatest nucleus for a faction to take over ACE Wrestling."
ANDREW: "You mean like your last failure of a faction?" [CROWD CHEERS]
CHISE: "Hilarious. It wasn't because I didn't try. This time, no mistakes. We have the ACE Television Champion, a beast and a rising star in the Female division. There will be more."
ANDREW: "My sister, a rising star? Has she even won a match? She has had three title shots in the last few weeks and lost every one of them." [CROWD CHEERS]
CHISE: "She's in The Dynasty II, or TDII if you will, so things are gonna change."
ANDREW: "Speaking of championships, I would like to announce our next PPV which will take place on July 26. It will be called TITLE WAVE and feature all five belts on the line."
CHISE: "Excuse me, but the Television Championship is not defended on PPV."
ANDREW: "Excuse me, but didn't Maelstrom run your ass out of here a month ago? I make the matches around here, so get the fuck out of here. Said title will be defended on the PPV and tonight as well. Torch, you will be defending the belt against Chad Hendrix in a rematch of last week. This is ACE Wrestling. Live it and love it!" [CROWD CHEERS]
Andrew throws the mic down and walks off.
ACE WRESTLING UPDATE
[BACKSTAGE OFFICE] From her desk, Lollipop presents the update on all things ACE Wrestling.
LOLLIPOP: "After the heinous SMOKE ON THE WATER PPV this past Sunday, we have a series of injuries to report. First off, B.T. Smooth of the Suburban Knights has decided to retire after breaking his knee in the ACE Tag Team Championship four-way elimination. His tag team partner, Jesse Kinkade, will go at it alone from this point on. Moving on. In the Kendo Stick Fireball Death Match Of Doom contest, both Sheik Mohammed Hussein and Kevin Karma of Sex & Violence suffered second degree burns of the face and neck. According to their fellow S & V member, Benjamin Hammer, both will return shortly. Our final injury update is Long Dong Darkie, who was savagely hung by Jonny Page shortly before Page disbanded the Lost Souls faction. Darkie survived the attack but Page has been sent to...well, to put it nicely...the nuthouse. Darkie will not be returning to ACE anytime soon, however. Our final update is on Tiffany LaChance and husband Dawson LaChance. Tiffany, much like myself when I tried it out, has decided to quit wrestling. Tiffany will become the valet to the newest wrestler joining the roster, Dawson LaChance. Both will be using their real names, however, Todd and Tiffany Parker. Todd is standing by with our very own Melissa Chase..."
[BACKSTAGE] Melissa Chase stands by with Todd and Tiffany Parker.
MELISSA: "So, Todd, why the decision to become a wrestler?"
TODD: "Well, Melissa, I'm frankly tired of being a referee. I'm a machine. I'm like an old Corvette. Start down low with a 350 cube, three and a quarter horsepower, 4-speed, 4:10 gears, ten coats of competition orange, hand-rubbed lacquer with a huplane manifold and full fuckin' race cams. Whoo! "
MELISSA: (dumbfounded) "Okay...well, then..."
TIFFANY: "He loves his cars, Melissa. I'll answer your next question. Why were we using aliases? Well, that was the brainchild of the doofus who books this shit."
MELISSA: "Back to you, Lolli!"
[BACKSTAGE OFFICE]
LOLLIPOP: "Thanks, Mel. We are now down to one referee and that is my former associate, Stu Payne. Let's head to the ring for our first match."
1. JESSE KINKADE vs. JASON FLATLINE
TIME LIMIT: 10:00 | REFEREE: Stu Payne
Both men worked their asses of to prove their value to the promotion. Kinkade attempted to ground the flashy Flatline early in the match but Flatline broke away and hit a series of high spots, culminating in the Flatliner for victory.
RESULT: Jason Flatline def. Jesse Kinkade (6:20)
Both men shook hands after the match.
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
[BACKSTAGE] Melissa Chase interviews Vicki Maxim.
CHASE: "Vicki, you and your Female Tag Team Championship partner Krissy Karma seem to be at odds. Will you be able to successfully defend the belts tonight against the up-and-comers Helix and Cotton Candi?"
MAXIM: (looking left and right) "Well, honestly, I have no idea where Krissy is. She knows we are defending the titles tonight but...but I haven't seen her all day."
Benjamin Hammer shows up out of nowhere, with his ACE Heavyweight Championship around the waist and the other ACE Female Tag Team Championship belt in his hand. He tosses the female belt at Vicki.
HAMMER: "Vicki, Krissy has finally come to her senses. You can defend the Championship on your own tonight."
Hammer walks off. Maxim is dumbfounded.
CHASE: "Has Krissy joined Sex & Violence?"
MAXIM: "I...I have no idea."
Maxim walks toward the ring, carrying both belts.
ACE Female Tag Team Championship
2. (C) VICKI MAXIM vs. COTTON CANDI & HELIX
TIME LIMIT: 20:00 | REFEREE: Stu Payne
Karma never showed up and Maxim was forced to defend the belts on her own. Maxim held her own against Candi but Helix was another story. The insanely ferocious masked woman wore down Maxim with speed and agility. At the 5:00 point, Maxim was looking for a breather and would have appreciated a tag but no one was available. Candi nearly had Maxim tap out with a figure four leg lock but Maxim reached the ropes just in time. Candi tagged out to Helix, who flew in with a Corkscrew Moonsault for the win. [CROWD CHEERS]
RESULT: Cotton Candi & Helix def. Vicki Maxim (6:52) to win ACE Female Tag Team Championship
After the match, Maxim struggled to her feet and was given a standing ovation.
[LOCKER ROOM: High Fidelity] ACE Tag Team Champions, High Fidelity (Marc Middleton & Schmeloppy), were toking when the Greenbriar Mafia (Lord Michael & Douglas Thorn) burst into the room. Middleton and Schmeloppy dropped their paraphernalia.
MICHAEL: "All right, listen up. We don't respect you and I can't find anyone that does. We want a match for the Tag Team Championship and we want it right fucking now!"
SCHMELOPPY: "Whoa, whoa, whoa...whoa! Hold up, cowboy. First off, we're still celebrating our win from Sunday...."
THORN: "I'M ENGAGED!"
SCHMELOPPY: (dumbfounded) "...anyway. You, being a past TV Champ and all, have definitely earned a shot at these belts but your crazy little partner over there seems a bit pale."
Thorn starts after Schmeloppy but is held back by Michael.
MICHAEL: "Pale? I got three cop friends out there I could send in right now to arrest you both for using illegal narcotics."
MIDDLETON: "Oh, ya wanna play hardball?"
MICHAEL: "All right, all right, how about this. You guys don't think Thorn is worthy? How about he faces one of you numbskulls tonight and if he wins, we get a title shot next week."
Middleton and Schmeloppy look at one another before agreeing.
SCHMELOPPY: "Word."
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
3. KAYSI BOOTMAN w/Johnny Chise vs. SARAH DOOM
TIME LIMIT: 10:00 | REFEREE: Stu Payne
Doom seemed off her game while Chise shouted negative comments at her from outside of the ring. Bootman wrestled a whole new way with a manager behind her, beating Doom early with the If You See K.
RESULT: Kaysi Bootman def. Sarah Doom (3:01)
[BACKSTAGE] Todd and Tiffany Parker cross paths with Commissioner Bootman.
TODD: "Mr. Commish, how about gettin' me an opponent tonight for my big debut."
BOOTMAN: "You got it. We actually just signed a strange new wrestler who is also debuting tonight. You can face him."
TODD: "Who is he?"
BOOTMAN: "He's from Parts Unknown, has only had a couple of matches or somethin..."
TODD: "Yeah, but who is he?"
BOOTMAN: "They call him...O-M-F-G. OMFG."
TODD: "Well W-T-F?"
BOOTMAN: "Dude, S-T-F-U."
HAMMER TIME
[OFFSTAGE] Benjamin Hammer, Michelle Marvel and Beth Steele of Sex & Violence are seated on a sofa offstage on the Hammer Time set. [CROWD BOOS]
HAMMER: "Boo us all you want, we're the ones in charge around here. My first order of business is to send 'Get Well' wishes to my boys Hussein and Karma, who are currently recovering from burns in the hospital. Greenbriar Mafia, I see you are focused on the Tag Team Championship but you might wanna watch your backs if you know what I'm saying." [CROWD BOOS] "BOO ME AGAIN AND YOU'RE ALL GONNA SUCK MY CHAMPIONSHIP COCK!" [CROWD BOOS] "God damn it. Moving on. My girls Marvel and Steele would like to welcome a new member to the family. She's not here tonight, made obvious earlier in the show (snickers), but we have her live via satellite by the side of her husband..."
[JUMBOTRON] Krissy Karma is shown sitting next to a hospital bed, where her husband Kevin is seen with bandages across his face.
KRISSY: "First of all, I will offer no apology to Vicki Maxim for not showing up to our match earlier in the evening. To hell with her and everything she stands for. Why am I here by the side of the husband I disowned months ago? The short answer is because he is the true light in my life. Without him, I was only half the woman I knew I could be. When he gets his bandages off, I'm gonna be there for him. I'm gonna help mold him into the champion he deserves to be. And when he wins that first title, I'm gonna fuck the shit out of him! Sex & Violence to the end! That's not just the truth, that's not just me ranting, THAT...IS...KARMA!"
Hammer is shown back in the ring as the jumotron fades out.
HAMMER: "Well, then. Before I fade outta here, my girl Marvel has something to say..."
MARVEL: "We have some new Female Tag Team Champions around here and Beth and I will be happy to take those titles away. Helix...Candi...we want our shot and we will wreak havoc around here until we get it!"
Before the segment fades out, "Livin' On A Prayer" (Bon Jovi) plays and Wally Daniels hits the scene. [CROWD CHEERS]
DANIELS: "Hammer, before you, uh, 'fade out' of here...we need to discuss a little business."
HAMMER: "Oh yeah?"
DANIELS: "Sunday night, I won the biggest match of my life against my former tag team partner...."
HAMMER: "And, let me guess...you want a shot at my belt?"
DANIELS: "That's right."
Seconds later, "You Give Love A Bad Name" (Bon Jovi) played and Dante Monaco walked out. [CROWD BOOS]
DANIELS: "Hey, nice new theme music..."
MONACO: "Drop it. I'm here for the same reason. The 'Beloved Icon' is..."
HAMMER: (interrupting) "But you lost on Sunday..."
MONACO: "Who gives a shit? I beat him before, he got lucky on Sunday...."
Before he could continue, "Halo" played and Maelstrom made a long walk out. [CROWD CHEERS]
HAMMER: "Aw, Jesus Christ."
MAELSTROM: "I'm the only one here who deserves the title match and you know why."
HAMMER: "Why is that, chubs?"
MAELSTROM: "Well, Jew, that would be because of a little thing I call: shot to the groin, which you paid deeply for in the New York Harbor." [CROWD CHEERS]
Hammer gets in the face of Maelstrom.
HAMMER: "And you'll pay for that!"
"Wait a second, wait a second..." the voice of Johnny Chise was heard before he walked out, followed by Gregory Madison.
CHISE: "The real #1 Contender is the most underutilized man in professional wrestling. Gregory "Mad Dog" Madison!" [CROWD BOOS]
HAMMER: "All right. I'm gonna settle this. Tonight, the four of you who think you are worthy of being #1 Contender can prove it in an elimination match. End of story. Whoever comes out of the match with their hand raised can face me next week."
All four contenders stare down one another as the segment ends.
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
Debut Match
4. TODD PARKER w/Tiffany Parker vs. OMFG
TIME LIMIT: 10:00 | REFEREE: Stu Payne
The strange OMFG spent the entire match making strange movements and darting aimlessly around the ring, confusing the fundamentally sound Parker. At the 3:12 mark, Parker had OMFG stuck in the corner upside down and attempted a running dropkick but OMFG sat up and Parker nutted himself on the ring post. OMFG followed with a snap suplex before attempting the GFY which Parker escaped and spin kicked OMFG into oblivion. Parker followed with the Last Chance off the top rope for victory.
RESULT: Todd Parker def. OMFG (4:28)
Parker and his wife celebrated while OMFG spastically jumped around the ring.
[BACKSTAGE] Vicki Maxim walked around aimlessly, still nursing wounds from the earlier match. After passing the locker room of Anna Madison, Maxim back stepped and went inside.
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
ACE Television Championship
5. (C) TORCH w/Johnny Chise vs. CHAD HENDRIX
TIME LIMIT: 10:00 | REFEREE: Stu Payne
Hendrix dominated Torch for the first few minutes, countering all offense from the champion. Chise hopped onto the ring apron and attempted to distract Hendrix, who retalliated with a dropkick that sent Chise into the guard rail. Hendrix followed by attempting the Air Miles on Torch but the champion escaped and fled to the ring to assist his manager. Later in the contest, Hendrix had Torch set up again for the Air Miles but a recovered Chise had the referee distracted. Hendrix dropped Torch and went to Chise and grabbed him by the throat. This allowed Torch to recover and dropkick Hendrix from behind, knocking Chise off the ring apron and to the ground. Torch followed with The Mom Doer on Hendrix for the win. [CROWD BOOS]
RESULT: Torch def. Chad Hendrix (6:49)
Torch celebrated a bit [CROWD BOOS] before helping Chise outside of the ring. Hendrix argued with the ref to no avail.
[LOCKER ROOM: Anna Madison] Vicki Maxim and Anna Madison are discussing their troubles.
MADISON: "I...I loved him and I know it was a hard decision but it's just hard to take."
MAXIM: "Well, I think it was a stupid decision. How could he choose a job over someone as beautiful as you?"
MADISON: "You think I'm beautiful?"
Maxim leans in and kisses Madison on the cheek. Madison blushes before planting a kiss on the mouth of Maxim. Before long, the two were in a full out sweet ass lesbian embrace. While they were going at it hot and heavy, possibly prepared to lose clothes, Breezy Maxim (daughter of Vicki) walked in.
BREEZY: "Mom?"
Vicki and Anna stop.
VICKI: "H-Hi..."
BREEZY: "Finally sowing your bi-curious oats?"
Vicki blushes.
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
6. DOUGLAS THORN w/Lord Michael vs. MARC MIDDLETON w/Schmeloppy
TIME LIMIT: 10:00 | REFEREE: Stu Payne
Thorn and Middleton battled evenly early in the match before Middleton took control following a Rocker Dropper. Middleton went for a cover but Thorn kicked out. Schmeloppy and Michael jawed back and forth outside of the ring but did not affect the match one way or another. At the 4:13 mark, Middleton went for a split-legged moonsault but Thorn escaped at the last minute. Thorn followed with a kick to the chest and a swinging neckbreaker before covering. Middleton kicked out at 2 and cradled Thorn for a pinfall, which Thorn kicked out of before 3. Thorn followed by locking in the Thorn In Your Side submission hold. [CROWD CHEERS] Middleton nearly made it to the ropes but had to submit shortly before falling into an unconscious state.
RESULT: Douglas Thorn def. Marc Middleton (5:58)
[CROWD CHEERS] Thorn and Michael celebrated. Schmeloppy helped Middleton before grabbig a mic.
SCHMELOPPY: "Well, you earned it. I underestimated Mr. Thorn. Next week: title match. Good luck.
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
ACE Heavyweight Championship #1 Contender Elimination Match
7. WALLY DANIELS vs. MAELSTROM vs. DANTE MONACO vs. GREGORY MADISON w/Johnny Chise
TIME LIMIT: 15:00 | REFEREE: Stu Payne
All four men went at it like bulls in an intense opening five minutes which saw Monaco hit The Inferno on everyone but instead of covering, gloated about it. The first elimination came when Madison attempted the Blow Me on Monaco but Daniels clotheslined Madison before he could commit to the move. Daniels delivered the Parkway Power Bomb to Madison for the pinfall. Maelstrom went after Monaco, hurling him into the corner and hitting an amazing flying forearm smash. Daniels took a breather and watched Maelstrom annihilate Monaco a bit before jumping in and getting Maelstrom up for a power slam. Daniels covered and got 2 before Mael kicked out. This short break gave Monaco a chance to hit a springboard missile dropkick on Daniels to knock him out. Monaco followed by attempting The Inferno on Daniels but amazingly reversed it into a snap suplex. Maelstrom delivered a savate kick to Daniels, knocking him down. As Maelstrom prepared to eliminate one of the two, a roaring came from the crowd along with grunting and groaning. Maelstrom looked into the audience and smacked himself as the returning Kid Hideous appeared in his view. [CROWD BOOS] Maelstrom begged Hideous to enter the ring but while this distraction was taking place, Monaco delivered a back cracker to Maelstrom and (using his amazing power from weeks of working out to the max) hoised up Maelstrom for The Inferno. Monaco added a springboard moonsault for good measure and successfully pinned Maelstrom for the upset. Hideous pulled Maelstrom out of the ring and rammed him face-first into the steel guard rail before executing a Hideous Helldriver onto the arena floor. Hideous left Maelstrom in a bloody pile before being escorted to the back by ACE Security. Monaco immediately went for The Inferno on Daniels and succeeded. Monaco covered but Daniels kicked out. [CROWD CHEERS] A stunned Monaco went spastic, blaming the referee. Monaco dragged Daniels around the ring and worked him over a bit before attempting The Inferno again but Daniels broke free and dropped Monaco with a DDT. Both men laid motionless for a few seconds before Daniels got to his feet and slapped an Indian Death Lock on Monaco, who sweated profusely before escaping. Daniels wore down Monaco a bit more and set up the Parkway Power Bomb at the 13:02 mark. Monaco kicked his way out flung Daniels across the ring with a satellite headscissors. Daniels rolled out of the ring, prompting Monaco to hit a springboard shooting star press onto Daniels outside of the ring. [CROWD POP] Both men laid outside of the ring while referee Payne counted to 10. Monaco was able to make it back in the ring at 9, leaving Daniels outside of the ring to take the loss.
RESULT: Dante Monaco def. Wally Daniels (14:08), def. Maelstrom (8:33), Gregory Madison (5:18)
Monaco celebrated in Beloved Icon fashion after the match, sweating bullets and taking bows. A wounded Daniels struggled to his feet, frustrated, outside of the ring. Monaco grabbed a mic.
MONACO: "It seems that after the gun has fired, after the whip has been cracked and after the building has crumbled...the one man left standing is the 'Beloved Icon'...Dante...MONACO!"
[CROWD BOOS]
HEAT OF THE MOMENT TV #21
LIVE! from the HSBC Arena
Buffalo, NY
July 1, 2009
[MUSIC] "Heat Of The Moment" by Asia played to open the show.
[IN-RING] Commissioner Andrew Bootman starts out the show inside the ring with a disturbed look on his face. [CROWD CHEERS]
BOOTMAN: "Tonight, I have to make the biggest decision of my life. It is the decision that will either change the face of this company or change my personal life immensely. Either I relinquish control of ACE or end my relationship with Anna Madison..."
[CROWD BOOS]
BOOTMAN: "...I will first like to bring out the key players in this decision. Anna Madison..."
[CROWD CHEERS] Anna Madison enters the ring. Bootman and Madison embrace.
BOOTMAN: "...and Kaysi Bootman..."
[CROWD BOOS] Johnny Chise leads Kaysi Bootman to the ring, along with Torch and Gregory Madison.
ANDREW: "I see you brought some friends. Anyway, my decision is this. In order to keep it real and prevent a heel regime, I will end my relationship with Anna Madison and maintain my role as Commissioner of American Championship Entertainment." [MIXED REACTION FROM CROWD]
Andrew and Anna share one last embrace. She cries and walks off, passing Gregory who requests an embrace which she brushes off.
CHISE: "Well that's absolutely fabulous, Andrew. I have an announcement to make as well. What you see before you right now is the start of a great thing. It is the start of a new dynasty. The Dynasty II. We have the greatest nucleus for a faction to take over ACE Wrestling."
ANDREW: "You mean like your last failure of a faction?" [CROWD CHEERS]
CHISE: "Hilarious. It wasn't because I didn't try. This time, no mistakes. We have the ACE Television Champion, a beast and a rising star in the Female division. There will be more."
ANDREW: "My sister, a rising star? Has she even won a match? She has had three title shots in the last few weeks and lost every one of them." [CROWD CHEERS]
CHISE: "She's in The Dynasty II, or TDII if you will, so things are gonna change."
ANDREW: "Speaking of championships, I would like to announce our next PPV which will take place on July 26. It will be called TITLE WAVE and feature all five belts on the line."
CHISE: "Excuse me, but the Television Championship is not defended on PPV."
ANDREW: "Excuse me, but didn't Maelstrom run your ass out of here a month ago? I make the matches around here, so get the fuck out of here. Said title will be defended on the PPV and tonight as well. Torch, you will be defending the belt against Chad Hendrix in a rematch of last week. This is ACE Wrestling. Live it and love it!" [CROWD CHEERS]
Andrew throws the mic down and walks off.
ACE WRESTLING UPDATE
[BACKSTAGE OFFICE] From her desk, Lollipop presents the update on all things ACE Wrestling.
LOLLIPOP: "After the heinous SMOKE ON THE WATER PPV this past Sunday, we have a series of injuries to report. First off, B.T. Smooth of the Suburban Knights has decided to retire after breaking his knee in the ACE Tag Team Championship four-way elimination. His tag team partner, Jesse Kinkade, will go at it alone from this point on. Moving on. In the Kendo Stick Fireball Death Match Of Doom contest, both Sheik Mohammed Hussein and Kevin Karma of Sex & Violence suffered second degree burns of the face and neck. According to their fellow S & V member, Benjamin Hammer, both will return shortly. Our final injury update is Long Dong Darkie, who was savagely hung by Jonny Page shortly before Page disbanded the Lost Souls faction. Darkie survived the attack but Page has been sent to...well, to put it nicely...the nuthouse. Darkie will not be returning to ACE anytime soon, however. Our final update is on Tiffany LaChance and husband Dawson LaChance. Tiffany, much like myself when I tried it out, has decided to quit wrestling. Tiffany will become the valet to the newest wrestler joining the roster, Dawson LaChance. Both will be using their real names, however, Todd and Tiffany Parker. Todd is standing by with our very own Melissa Chase..."
[BACKSTAGE] Melissa Chase stands by with Todd and Tiffany Parker.
MELISSA: "So, Todd, why the decision to become a wrestler?"
TODD: "Well, Melissa, I'm frankly tired of being a referee. I'm a machine. I'm like an old Corvette. Start down low with a 350 cube, three and a quarter horsepower, 4-speed, 4:10 gears, ten coats of competition orange, hand-rubbed lacquer with a huplane manifold and full fuckin' race cams. Whoo! "
MELISSA: (dumbfounded) "Okay...well, then..."
TIFFANY: "He loves his cars, Melissa. I'll answer your next question. Why were we using aliases? Well, that was the brainchild of the doofus who books this shit."
MELISSA: "Back to you, Lolli!"
[BACKSTAGE OFFICE]
LOLLIPOP: "Thanks, Mel. We are now down to one referee and that is my former associate, Stu Payne. Let's head to the ring for our first match."
1. JESSE KINKADE vs. JASON FLATLINE
TIME LIMIT: 10:00 | REFEREE: Stu Payne
Both men worked their asses of to prove their value to the promotion. Kinkade attempted to ground the flashy Flatline early in the match but Flatline broke away and hit a series of high spots, culminating in the Flatliner for victory.
RESULT: Jason Flatline def. Jesse Kinkade (6:20)
Both men shook hands after the match.
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
[BACKSTAGE] Melissa Chase interviews Vicki Maxim.
CHASE: "Vicki, you and your Female Tag Team Championship partner Krissy Karma seem to be at odds. Will you be able to successfully defend the belts tonight against the up-and-comers Helix and Cotton Candi?"
MAXIM: (looking left and right) "Well, honestly, I have no idea where Krissy is. She knows we are defending the titles tonight but...but I haven't seen her all day."
Benjamin Hammer shows up out of nowhere, with his ACE Heavyweight Championship around the waist and the other ACE Female Tag Team Championship belt in his hand. He tosses the female belt at Vicki.
HAMMER: "Vicki, Krissy has finally come to her senses. You can defend the Championship on your own tonight."
Hammer walks off. Maxim is dumbfounded.
CHASE: "Has Krissy joined Sex & Violence?"
MAXIM: "I...I have no idea."
Maxim walks toward the ring, carrying both belts.
ACE Female Tag Team Championship
2. (C) VICKI MAXIM vs. COTTON CANDI & HELIX
TIME LIMIT: 20:00 | REFEREE: Stu Payne
Karma never showed up and Maxim was forced to defend the belts on her own. Maxim held her own against Candi but Helix was another story. The insanely ferocious masked woman wore down Maxim with speed and agility. At the 5:00 point, Maxim was looking for a breather and would have appreciated a tag but no one was available. Candi nearly had Maxim tap out with a figure four leg lock but Maxim reached the ropes just in time. Candi tagged out to Helix, who flew in with a Corkscrew Moonsault for the win. [CROWD CHEERS]
RESULT: Cotton Candi & Helix def. Vicki Maxim (6:52) to win ACE Female Tag Team Championship
After the match, Maxim struggled to her feet and was given a standing ovation.
[LOCKER ROOM: High Fidelity] ACE Tag Team Champions, High Fidelity (Marc Middleton & Schmeloppy), were toking when the Greenbriar Mafia (Lord Michael & Douglas Thorn) burst into the room. Middleton and Schmeloppy dropped their paraphernalia.
MICHAEL: "All right, listen up. We don't respect you and I can't find anyone that does. We want a match for the Tag Team Championship and we want it right fucking now!"
SCHMELOPPY: "Whoa, whoa, whoa...whoa! Hold up, cowboy. First off, we're still celebrating our win from Sunday...."
THORN: "I'M ENGAGED!"
SCHMELOPPY: (dumbfounded) "...anyway. You, being a past TV Champ and all, have definitely earned a shot at these belts but your crazy little partner over there seems a bit pale."
Thorn starts after Schmeloppy but is held back by Michael.
MICHAEL: "Pale? I got three cop friends out there I could send in right now to arrest you both for using illegal narcotics."
MIDDLETON: "Oh, ya wanna play hardball?"
MICHAEL: "All right, all right, how about this. You guys don't think Thorn is worthy? How about he faces one of you numbskulls tonight and if he wins, we get a title shot next week."
Middleton and Schmeloppy look at one another before agreeing.
SCHMELOPPY: "Word."
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
3. KAYSI BOOTMAN w/Johnny Chise vs. SARAH DOOM
TIME LIMIT: 10:00 | REFEREE: Stu Payne
Doom seemed off her game while Chise shouted negative comments at her from outside of the ring. Bootman wrestled a whole new way with a manager behind her, beating Doom early with the If You See K.
RESULT: Kaysi Bootman def. Sarah Doom (3:01)
[BACKSTAGE] Todd and Tiffany Parker cross paths with Commissioner Bootman.
TODD: "Mr. Commish, how about gettin' me an opponent tonight for my big debut."
BOOTMAN: "You got it. We actually just signed a strange new wrestler who is also debuting tonight. You can face him."
TODD: "Who is he?"
BOOTMAN: "He's from Parts Unknown, has only had a couple of matches or somethin..."
TODD: "Yeah, but who is he?"
BOOTMAN: "They call him...O-M-F-G. OMFG."
TODD: "Well W-T-F?"
BOOTMAN: "Dude, S-T-F-U."
HAMMER TIME
[OFFSTAGE] Benjamin Hammer, Michelle Marvel and Beth Steele of Sex & Violence are seated on a sofa offstage on the Hammer Time set. [CROWD BOOS]
HAMMER: "Boo us all you want, we're the ones in charge around here. My first order of business is to send 'Get Well' wishes to my boys Hussein and Karma, who are currently recovering from burns in the hospital. Greenbriar Mafia, I see you are focused on the Tag Team Championship but you might wanna watch your backs if you know what I'm saying." [CROWD BOOS] "BOO ME AGAIN AND YOU'RE ALL GONNA SUCK MY CHAMPIONSHIP COCK!" [CROWD BOOS] "God damn it. Moving on. My girls Marvel and Steele would like to welcome a new member to the family. She's not here tonight, made obvious earlier in the show (snickers), but we have her live via satellite by the side of her husband..."
[JUMBOTRON] Krissy Karma is shown sitting next to a hospital bed, where her husband Kevin is seen with bandages across his face.
KRISSY: "First of all, I will offer no apology to Vicki Maxim for not showing up to our match earlier in the evening. To hell with her and everything she stands for. Why am I here by the side of the husband I disowned months ago? The short answer is because he is the true light in my life. Without him, I was only half the woman I knew I could be. When he gets his bandages off, I'm gonna be there for him. I'm gonna help mold him into the champion he deserves to be. And when he wins that first title, I'm gonna fuck the shit out of him! Sex & Violence to the end! That's not just the truth, that's not just me ranting, THAT...IS...KARMA!"
Hammer is shown back in the ring as the jumotron fades out.
HAMMER: "Well, then. Before I fade outta here, my girl Marvel has something to say..."
MARVEL: "We have some new Female Tag Team Champions around here and Beth and I will be happy to take those titles away. Helix...Candi...we want our shot and we will wreak havoc around here until we get it!"
Before the segment fades out, "Livin' On A Prayer" (Bon Jovi) plays and Wally Daniels hits the scene. [CROWD CHEERS]
DANIELS: "Hammer, before you, uh, 'fade out' of here...we need to discuss a little business."
HAMMER: "Oh yeah?"
DANIELS: "Sunday night, I won the biggest match of my life against my former tag team partner...."
HAMMER: "And, let me guess...you want a shot at my belt?"
DANIELS: "That's right."
Seconds later, "You Give Love A Bad Name" (Bon Jovi) played and Dante Monaco walked out. [CROWD BOOS]
DANIELS: "Hey, nice new theme music..."
MONACO: "Drop it. I'm here for the same reason. The 'Beloved Icon' is..."
HAMMER: (interrupting) "But you lost on Sunday..."
MONACO: "Who gives a shit? I beat him before, he got lucky on Sunday...."
Before he could continue, "Halo" played and Maelstrom made a long walk out. [CROWD CHEERS]
HAMMER: "Aw, Jesus Christ."
MAELSTROM: "I'm the only one here who deserves the title match and you know why."
HAMMER: "Why is that, chubs?"
MAELSTROM: "Well, Jew, that would be because of a little thing I call: shot to the groin, which you paid deeply for in the New York Harbor." [CROWD CHEERS]
Hammer gets in the face of Maelstrom.
HAMMER: "And you'll pay for that!"
"Wait a second, wait a second..." the voice of Johnny Chise was heard before he walked out, followed by Gregory Madison.
CHISE: "The real #1 Contender is the most underutilized man in professional wrestling. Gregory "Mad Dog" Madison!" [CROWD BOOS]
HAMMER: "All right. I'm gonna settle this. Tonight, the four of you who think you are worthy of being #1 Contender can prove it in an elimination match. End of story. Whoever comes out of the match with their hand raised can face me next week."
All four contenders stare down one another as the segment ends.
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
Debut Match
4. TODD PARKER w/Tiffany Parker vs. OMFG
TIME LIMIT: 10:00 | REFEREE: Stu Payne
The strange OMFG spent the entire match making strange movements and darting aimlessly around the ring, confusing the fundamentally sound Parker. At the 3:12 mark, Parker had OMFG stuck in the corner upside down and attempted a running dropkick but OMFG sat up and Parker nutted himself on the ring post. OMFG followed with a snap suplex before attempting the GFY which Parker escaped and spin kicked OMFG into oblivion. Parker followed with the Last Chance off the top rope for victory.
RESULT: Todd Parker def. OMFG (4:28)
Parker and his wife celebrated while OMFG spastically jumped around the ring.
[BACKSTAGE] Vicki Maxim walked around aimlessly, still nursing wounds from the earlier match. After passing the locker room of Anna Madison, Maxim back stepped and went inside.
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
ACE Television Championship
5. (C) TORCH w/Johnny Chise vs. CHAD HENDRIX
TIME LIMIT: 10:00 | REFEREE: Stu Payne
Hendrix dominated Torch for the first few minutes, countering all offense from the champion. Chise hopped onto the ring apron and attempted to distract Hendrix, who retalliated with a dropkick that sent Chise into the guard rail. Hendrix followed by attempting the Air Miles on Torch but the champion escaped and fled to the ring to assist his manager. Later in the contest, Hendrix had Torch set up again for the Air Miles but a recovered Chise had the referee distracted. Hendrix dropped Torch and went to Chise and grabbed him by the throat. This allowed Torch to recover and dropkick Hendrix from behind, knocking Chise off the ring apron and to the ground. Torch followed with The Mom Doer on Hendrix for the win. [CROWD BOOS]
RESULT: Torch def. Chad Hendrix (6:49)
Torch celebrated a bit [CROWD BOOS] before helping Chise outside of the ring. Hendrix argued with the ref to no avail.
[LOCKER ROOM: Anna Madison] Vicki Maxim and Anna Madison are discussing their troubles.
MADISON: "I...I loved him and I know it was a hard decision but it's just hard to take."
MAXIM: "Well, I think it was a stupid decision. How could he choose a job over someone as beautiful as you?"
MADISON: "You think I'm beautiful?"
Maxim leans in and kisses Madison on the cheek. Madison blushes before planting a kiss on the mouth of Maxim. Before long, the two were in a full out sweet ass lesbian embrace. While they were going at it hot and heavy, possibly prepared to lose clothes, Breezy Maxim (daughter of Vicki) walked in.
BREEZY: "Mom?"
Vicki and Anna stop.
VICKI: "H-Hi..."
BREEZY: "Finally sowing your bi-curious oats?"
Vicki blushes.
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
6. DOUGLAS THORN w/Lord Michael vs. MARC MIDDLETON w/Schmeloppy
TIME LIMIT: 10:00 | REFEREE: Stu Payne
Thorn and Middleton battled evenly early in the match before Middleton took control following a Rocker Dropper. Middleton went for a cover but Thorn kicked out. Schmeloppy and Michael jawed back and forth outside of the ring but did not affect the match one way or another. At the 4:13 mark, Middleton went for a split-legged moonsault but Thorn escaped at the last minute. Thorn followed with a kick to the chest and a swinging neckbreaker before covering. Middleton kicked out at 2 and cradled Thorn for a pinfall, which Thorn kicked out of before 3. Thorn followed by locking in the Thorn In Your Side submission hold. [CROWD CHEERS] Middleton nearly made it to the ropes but had to submit shortly before falling into an unconscious state.
RESULT: Douglas Thorn def. Marc Middleton (5:58)
[CROWD CHEERS] Thorn and Michael celebrated. Schmeloppy helped Middleton before grabbig a mic.
SCHMELOPPY: "Well, you earned it. I underestimated Mr. Thorn. Next week: title match. Good luck.
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
ACE Heavyweight Championship #1 Contender Elimination Match
7. WALLY DANIELS vs. MAELSTROM vs. DANTE MONACO vs. GREGORY MADISON w/Johnny Chise
TIME LIMIT: 15:00 | REFEREE: Stu Payne
All four men went at it like bulls in an intense opening five minutes which saw Monaco hit The Inferno on everyone but instead of covering, gloated about it. The first elimination came when Madison attempted the Blow Me on Monaco but Daniels clotheslined Madison before he could commit to the move. Daniels delivered the Parkway Power Bomb to Madison for the pinfall. Maelstrom went after Monaco, hurling him into the corner and hitting an amazing flying forearm smash. Daniels took a breather and watched Maelstrom annihilate Monaco a bit before jumping in and getting Maelstrom up for a power slam. Daniels covered and got 2 before Mael kicked out. This short break gave Monaco a chance to hit a springboard missile dropkick on Daniels to knock him out. Monaco followed by attempting The Inferno on Daniels but amazingly reversed it into a snap suplex. Maelstrom delivered a savate kick to Daniels, knocking him down. As Maelstrom prepared to eliminate one of the two, a roaring came from the crowd along with grunting and groaning. Maelstrom looked into the audience and smacked himself as the returning Kid Hideous appeared in his view. [CROWD BOOS] Maelstrom begged Hideous to enter the ring but while this distraction was taking place, Monaco delivered a back cracker to Maelstrom and (using his amazing power from weeks of working out to the max) hoised up Maelstrom for The Inferno. Monaco added a springboard moonsault for good measure and successfully pinned Maelstrom for the upset. Hideous pulled Maelstrom out of the ring and rammed him face-first into the steel guard rail before executing a Hideous Helldriver onto the arena floor. Hideous left Maelstrom in a bloody pile before being escorted to the back by ACE Security. Monaco immediately went for The Inferno on Daniels and succeeded. Monaco covered but Daniels kicked out. [CROWD CHEERS] A stunned Monaco went spastic, blaming the referee. Monaco dragged Daniels around the ring and worked him over a bit before attempting The Inferno again but Daniels broke free and dropped Monaco with a DDT. Both men laid motionless for a few seconds before Daniels got to his feet and slapped an Indian Death Lock on Monaco, who sweated profusely before escaping. Daniels wore down Monaco a bit more and set up the Parkway Power Bomb at the 13:02 mark. Monaco kicked his way out flung Daniels across the ring with a satellite headscissors. Daniels rolled out of the ring, prompting Monaco to hit a springboard shooting star press onto Daniels outside of the ring. [CROWD POP] Both men laid outside of the ring while referee Payne counted to 10. Monaco was able to make it back in the ring at 9, leaving Daniels outside of the ring to take the loss.
RESULT: Dante Monaco def. Wally Daniels (14:08), def. Maelstrom (8:33), Gregory Madison (5:18)
Monaco celebrated in Beloved Icon fashion after the match, sweating bullets and taking bows. A wounded Daniels struggled to his feet, frustrated, outside of the ring. Monaco grabbed a mic.
MONACO: "It seems that after the gun has fired, after the whip has been cracked and after the building has crumbled...the one man left standing is the 'Beloved Icon'...Dante...MONACO!"
[CROWD BOOS]
Sunday, June 28, 2009
SMOKE ON THE WATER PPV
ACE / American Championship Entertainment presents
SMOKE ON THE WATER PPV
LIVE! from The Ace Vessel on New York Harbor
New York, NY
June 28, 2009
[LOCKER ROOM] Gregory Madison hurls things around the dressing room while his friend Kaysi Bootman watches in fear.
BOOTMAN: "Dude, calm it down a notch! Save it for your match."
MADISON: "He stole my wife! He ruined my life! I WILL LITERALLY KILL HIM AND HIS FATHER!"
BOOTMAN: "Daddy? No! Don't kill anyone!"
MADISON: "What else do I have to live for?"
BOOTMAN: calm "Let me handle that. I have something up my sleeve tonight that will change the face of ACE Wrestling."
Knocks are heard at the door before Bootman shoves the cameraman down, causing the loss of the feed.
1. LOST SOULS (Willow & Valeria) vs. HELIX & COTTON CANDI
TIME LIMIT: 10:00 | REFEREE: Stu Payne
Willow and Valeria were no match for their opposition, led by American Wrestling Idol winner Helix. After Candi power bombed Willow in the center of the ring, Helix hit the Corkscrew Moonsault for the win.
RESULT: Helix & Cotton Candi def. Lost Souls (4:11)
Helix was applauded while the Lost Souls sheepishly headed back to the locker room. Helix spoke.
HELIX: "Tonight, we schooled the tools and now we're lookin' for gold!"
Helix and Candi proceeded to jump off the boat and into the ocean for a swim.
[BACKSTAGE] Long Dong Darkie is shown working out, preparing for his match, when all of the sudden his opponent Jonny Page assaults him. Both men brawl to the ring where the match begins.
2. JONNY PAGE vs. LONG DONG DARKIE
TIME LIMIT: 10:00 | REFEREE: Dawson LaChance
It was even until Darkie began overpowering Page. At different points throughout the match, Chris Casanova and Cody Malone of the Lost Souls attempted to distract Darkie but failed. At 4:32, Darkie had Page set up for the Ding Dong Power Bomb but Page managed to reverse it into a hurricanrana. Page followed with a springboard moonsault and Page Count DDT for the win.
RESULT: Jonny Page def. Long Dong Darkie (5:23)
After the match, a furious Page called out Malone and Casanova. All three assisted Page in hanging Darkie by his neck off the side of the ACE Vessel setting back race relations hundreds of years or more. ACE Security finally rescued Darkie and broke up the melee.
3. SEX & VIOLENCE (Michelle Marvel & Beth Steele) vs. SHORTI & TIFFANY LACHANCE
TIME LIMIT: 10:00 | REFEREE: Stu Payne
An intense Marvel and Steele annihilated Shorti and LaChance in a short period of time. Marvel forced LaChance to submit to the Say Goodnight sleeperhold.
RESULT: Sex & Violence def. Shorti & Tiffany LaChance (1:52)
Afterward, Marvel grabbed a mic.
MARVEL: "In an everchanging world of ACE, we are just cementing our place on the ladder. Headed back to the top!"
[BACKSTAGE] Melissa Chase interviews ACE Female Tag Team Champions Vicki Maxim and Krissy Karma about their upcoming match.
CHASE: "Ladies...."
Before a question is even prompted, Karma walks off in disgust.
MAXIM: "Don't mind her. Something's been up her ass lately and it obviously isn't her husband, Kevin."
CHASE: "Well, Vicki, my real question is about your relationship. Last week, she assaulted me and you stuck up for me. Thanks, but why the disagreement?"
MAXIM: "Well, I'm not sure what her problem is with you. And later that night, I have to call 'my bad.' It was a battle royal, every woman for herself, and I was visibly frustrated when she attacked me. Have no fear, Melissa. We're still a team but tonight we are going for the same thing: the ACE Female Championship. So if you see us bitches fightin' one another. Know that it's still all good."
CHASE: "And how about what we saw earlier tonight with Helix & Cotton Candi making a challenge?"
MAXIM: "Wednesday night is Wednesday night. We'd be happy to defend the straps. Michelle Marvel and Beth Steele, however. That's a different story. They've had their title shots. They need to move on."
Maxim heads to the ring.
ACE Female Championship Elimination Match
4. (C) ANNA MADISON vs. KAYSI BOOTMAN vs. VICKI MAXIM & KRISSY KARMA
TIME LIMIT: 20:00 | REFEREE: Dawson LaChance
Maxim and Karma teamed up at the beginning to go after the other two. Before too long, however, tension between the Female Tag Team Champions was visible. After Maxim hit the Maxim Bomb on Bootman, Karma shoved her teammate out of the way and prepared to make the cover on Bootman but Maxim shoved her back. While the two were arguing, Madison flew at them with a double flying clothesline. Madison hit the Cool Water Splash on Bootman and prepared to cover her but Gregory Madison showed up at ringside to cause a distraction. Anna and Gregory yelled at one another, giving Bootman a chance to roll out of the ring. Meanwhile, Maxim and Karma clocked Anna with a double dropkick from behind. Maxim followed with a Maxim Bomb for the sure elimination but the envious Karma once again put a stop to it, wanting to make the pin herself. Maxim slapped Karma, who in turn kneed Maxim in the vagina and followed with the Instant Karma to eliminate Maxim. Karma followed up by choking her teammate across the middle ropes (with the crowd booing profusely) until referee LaChance broke it up. Bootman climbed back into the ring and surprised Karma with the If You See K to eliminate Karma next. The crowd roared. Bootman worked on a dazed Anna, trying to impress Gregory. ACE Security came out and sent Gregory Madison to the back, at the behest of the Commissioner. After this and like always, Anna bounced back and got the best of Kaysi. Following a snap suplex, Anna hit the Cool Water Splash on Kaysi for the win.
RESULT: Anna Madison def. Kaysi Bootman (8:19), Krissy Karma (5:25), Vicki Maxim (4:42)
Commissioner Bootman came out and raised the hand of Anna while the crowd cheered.
[LOCKER ROOM: High Fidelity] Schmeloppy and Marc Middleton are shown lighting up a couple of huge blunts in a pre-match celebration. Chad Hendrix and Jason Flatline, one of their tag team opponents, broke in and joined the party.
ACE Tag Team Championship Elimination Match
5. (C) HIGH FIDELITY (Schmeloppy & Marc Middleton) vs. SUBURBAN KNIGHTS (B.T. Smooth & Jesse Kinkade) vs. LOST SOULS (Chris Casanova & Cody Malone) vs. CHAD HENDRIX & JASON FLATLINE
TIME LIMIT: 20:00 | REFEREE: Dawson LaChance
In an early spot, the Knights were attempting their Dazed & Confused finisher with Smooth delivering the power slam on Malone when all of the sudden Smooth collapsed with what seemed to be a broken leg. Malone was able to cover Smooth for the first elimination. Smooth was stretchered to the back. Hendrix and Flatline worked together smoothly as a team. After Hendrix power bombed Middleton, he turned to Casanova and hit the Air Miles to eliminate the Lost Souls next. With two teams remaining, it was an exhibition in aerial warfare. At various points over the next few minutes, Flatline hit a reverse hurricanrana on Schmeloppy. Middleton hit a springboard moonsault missile dropkick on Hendrix. Schmeloppy and Middleton hit stereo satellite headscissors on Flatline and Hendrix. Both teams received a standing ovation after that one. At the 8:22 mark, Hendrix tagged out to Flatline. Flatline immediately went for a Flatliner on Middleton but the Hi-Fier escaped and tagged in Schmeloppy. Loppy hit a spin kick on Flatline and followed with Greetings From Rochester for the win.
RESULT: High Fidelity def. Chad Hendrix & Jason Flatline (8:58), Lost Souls (4:19), Suburban Knights (2:07)
Following the match, both of the two final teams shook hands.
[BACKSTAGE] A standoff between former teammates and opponents later in the evening, Dante Monaco and Wally Daniels.
MONACO: "Tonight's the night."
DANIELS: "We've both gotten the better of one another in the past few weeks. Now it's time to see who the real deal is."
MONACO: "The real deal? The Beloved Icon is the real deal."
DANIELS: "I don't need no flashy gimmick to tell myself I'm the man. I'm better than you, I always have been and tonight I'll prove just that."
MONACO: "Pfft. I'll be using you as a stepping stone to ACE Heavyweight gold."
Monaco walks off.
6. SARAH DOOM vs. MISFIT
REFEREE: Stu Payne | TIME LIMIT: 10:00
Misfit proved to be no match for her former teammate. Early on, Misfit attempted a Labia Lariat but Doom moved and dropped Misfit with a DDT. Doom worked over her former friend a beat before hitting the Deep Throat Driver for victory.
RESULT: Sarah Doom def. Misfit (3:32)
After Doom left the ring, a furious Jonny Page came out.
PAGE: to Misfit "What the hell did I do to deserve this? None of you guys can win! NONE OF YOU? LOST SOULS! TO THE RING!"
Chris Casanova, Cody Malone, Valeria and Willow all hit the ring immediately.
PAGE: "It's over. I've tried my best. You're done! THE EXODUS IS HERE! It is the White Night! Oh, how I've tried to please you and make your lives better. All for naught! Misfit, get the potion!"
Misfit heads to the locker room and brings back a container of purple liquid. Before any of the Lost Souls can partake, Commissioner Bootman and ACE Security come out.
BOOTMAN: "No way! No way! This isn't happening. Jonny Page, I know you love to imitate your idol Jim Jones but this isn't happening."
ACE Security escorts Page and the Lost Souls back to the locker room along with the tub of purple liquid. Moments later, Gregory Madison comes out to start the next match.
7. GREGORY MADISON vs. COMMISSIONER BOOTMAN
TIME LIMIT: 10:00 | REFEREE: Stu Payne
Madison destroyed Bootman from the onset. The Commissioner failed in every aspect of his offensive attempt. After Madison hit the Blow Me facebuster, Anna Madison came to ringside to distract her ex. Anna pretends to be sorry and asks her husband for an embrace. Meanwhile, Chad Hendrix hits ringside to distract the referee. While Gregory goes in for the embrace on Anna, she takes her championship belt and smashes it over the forehead of Gregory. Madison hits the mat backwards, allowing Bootman to make a cover and pick up the shocking victory.
RESULT: Commissioner Bootman def. Gregory Madison (4:40)
After the match, with the crowd at its loudest, Bootman celebrated with Hendrix and Anna. A frustrated Gregory comes to his senses before Torch (holding a small book) hits the ring with President Steve Bootman.
TORCH: "Well, well, well...I warned you. You didn't wanna put me on this PPV but I told you I'd be here anyway! DIDN'T I? DIDN'T I? ONE OF THE ACE CHAMPIONS, NOT ON A PPV. IMAGINE THAT! Well guess what, I have some terrible news for you and your father is going to explain it."
STEVE: "I, uh, hate to do this..."
TORCH: "DO IT, PRESIDENT!"
Torch hands President Steve the book he was carrying.
STEVE: "Andrew, Torch has correctly pointed out to me that in Section 8-A of the ACE Rulebook...'The President, Commissioner and any other executive decision makers in American Championship Entertainment are prohibited from being romantically linked or involved with paid performers which include but are not limited to: wrestlers, announcers, etc.'"
Commissioner Bootman sports a confused look as Anna and Hendrix watch on.
STEVE: "So basically...you have a decision to make by Wednesday. Either you stop seeing Anna Madison or you give up your role as ACE Commissioner."
Kaysi Bootman hits the ring with a smile.
KAYSI: "Tell him the rest! Tell him the rest!"
STEVE: sighing "Yes, there is more. Per the contract you signed, ANdrew, if you are unable to perform your role as Commissioner for an extended period of time and/or break the rules or lose your job...the role of Commissioner is transferred to Kaysi Bootman. Your sister."
The crowd boos.
KAYSI: "Seems like you have a decision to make, big brother: the slut or your job!"
Commissioner Andrew grabs a mic.
ANDREW: "Well, well, well. Torch, Kaysi...I know you two idiots aren't smart enough to come up with this. There is only one man in ACE history who studied the rulebook like a hawk. So where is he? Where is the man behind this plan?"
Seconds later, Johnny Chise hits the ring. Kaysi hands him a mic.
CHISE: "You're a smart man, Andrew Bootman! I've hated you from day one and now I am here to ruin you! Kaysi Bootman would make a fabulous Commissioner! Not you! You're a terrible, terrible man! WEDNESDAY NIGHT, MAKE THE RIGHT DECISION!"
Chise laughs like an evil coyote.
[BACKSTAGE] Melissa Chase interviews the returning Greenbriar Mafia (Lord Michael & Douglas Thorn), who are both bandaged up from burns.
CHASE: "You guys must have some balls getting involved in this dangerous death match after being burned on two separate occassions by Sex & Violence."
MICHAEL: "Ya know, Melissa, you're right. We must have some balls. We also must be idiots but it takes a little craziness in the head to compete as a pro wrestler. Tonight, the era of Sex & Violence shall end. After we burn our opponents and beat them to near death, Maelstrom will recapture his title from Hammer. It's gonna be a great night on the ACE Vessel!"
THORN: "I'M ENGAAAAAGED!"
CHASE: "Pardon?"
MICHAEL: "While we were in the hospital, Thorn got engaged to his longtime girlfriend Lizzie Edwards."
CHASE: "Oh, congratulations!"
THORN: "THORN IS ENGAAAAAAGED!"
The Mafia walk off.
Kendo Stick Death Match Of Doom
8. GREENBRIAR MAFIA (Lord Michael & Douglas Thorn) vs. SEX & VIOLENCE (Kevin Karma & Sheik Mohammed Hussein)
RULES: No pinfalls or submissions. Two kendo sticks are placed in the center of the ring before the bell which both teams have a chance at obtaining once the bell rings. In addition, each team is given the materials to make a fireball. The match is won when both members of a team are knocked out simultaneously for a count of 10 by the referee.
TIME LIMIT: 20:00 | REFEREE: Dawson LaChance
When the bell sounded, each team was able to grab one of the sticks. A stick swordfight took place between Thorn and Hussein while Karma and Michael fought. It went back and forth for the first few moments until Hussein forced Thorn to drop his stick and began beating him senseless. Michael got the better of Karma and was able to help his teammate but the damage had been done and Thorn winced in the corner of the ring. Over the next few minutes, Michael had to fend off stick shots from both opponents. At 5:11, Michael succumbed to a double stick shot which busted his forehead open. Michael was able to roll out of the ring, which gave S & V a chance to begin setting up a fireball but Thorn broke it up and stole the fireball materials and passed them off to Michael. Thorn took a kendo stick dropped by Karma and began choking Hussein. Michael pulled Karma out of the ring and fought with him. The Mafia dominated the next few moments but failed to knock out the opposition. Hussein was able to deliver the Holy Driver to Thorn at the 8:32 mark but stupidly went to make a cover in a match with no pinfalls. Karma pulled Hussein off and began choking Thorn with a kendo stick. Meanwhile, Michael caught Hussein by surprise in the eyes with one of the fireballs he had accumulated. The crowd roared. Karma got to his feet to help his partner but had his forehead smashed with a kendo shot from Michael. Michael sent the other fireball into the face of Karma. Michael helped Thorn to his feet and both pounded the sticks across their opponents' foreheads and bodies until they were knocked out, after which the referee counted to 10 and the Mafia won.
RESULT: Greenbriar Mafia def. Sex & Violence (10:01)
A burned, bloodied and bruised Hussein and Karma were stretchered to the back by ACE Medical Staff.
[BACKSTAGE] Jonny Page enters a limousine, which drives off while the rest of the Lost Souls (Chris Casanova, Cody Malone, Misfit, Valeria & Willow) are left with their bags. Backstage interviewer Melissa Chase runs up to interview them.
CHASE: "Guys, is it really over? Is the Lost Souls faction done?"
CASANOVA: "Melissa, we've all come to realize that we are not worthy of being in ACE. Yes, the Lost Souls are over. We are all done. It's all over."
The group formerly known as the Lost Souls walk off into the sunset.
9. DANTE MONACO vs. WALLY DANIELS
TIME LIMIT: 20:00 | REFEREE: Stu Payne
The former tag team champions stared one another down in the center of the ring to begin the match before Monaco slapped Daniels and Daniels retalliated with a punch to the gut, swinging neckbreaker and pin attempt. Monaco kicked out and the heat was on. Both men tried the technical offense before Monaco finally broke down and fought dirty, biting and clawing his way to an advantage. Daniels fought back with a gutwrench suplex which scored an impress 2 1/2 count before Monaco escaped. Daniels followed immediately with an attempt at the Parkway Power Bomb to finish off his former partner, but Monaco escaped and left the ring to catch a breather. Daniels refused to allow this and followed Monaco outside of the ring to continue the fight. Daniels rammed Monaco into the steel railing before taking the match back to the ring and taking control. Unfortunately, he attempted the PPB a second time at the 8:22 mark but Monaco was able to reach onto the ropes somehow and flip Daniels over the top rope and out of the ring. Monaco followed with a springboard missile dropkick on Daniels outside of the ring. Monaco screamed "Beloved Icon" several times before clocking Daniels with The Inferno on the arena floor. The crowd "ooohed" at this. Daniels appeared to be knocked out, prompting Monaco to roll in the ring and let the referee count. Miraculously, Daniels made it in before the 10 count. Monaco argued with referee Payne about a slow count, allowing Daniels to recover. Daniels elbowed Monaco in the back, hit a swinging neckbreaker and followed with the Parkway Power Bomb to win.
RESULT: Wally Daniels def. Dante Monaco (10:09)
As Daniels celebrated with fans back to the locker room, Monaco grabbed a mic.
MONACO: still partially out of it "We...weeeeee're even now! One win apiece. This isn't over!"
[BACKSTAGE] The Greenbriar Mafia (Lord Michael & Douglas Thorn) wish good luck to Maelstrom before the main event.
MICHAEL: "We appreciate you sticking up for us Wednesday night. We'll make sure that this fight is fair tonight if any shenanigans are played."
MAELSTROM: "Thanks, guys. I'm gonna go bet my fuckin' title back..."
Maelstrom walks off to the ring.
ACE Heavyweight Championship Match
10. (C) BENJAMIN HAMMER vs. MAELSTROM
TIME LIMIT: 60:00 | REFEREE: Dawson LaChance
Maelstrom grabbed Hammer by the throat and chokeslammed him to start the match. Hammer was outmanned from the get-go. The fans cheered as Maelstrom annihilated Hammer up and down the ring until Hammer begged for a timeout. Maelstrom responded with a kick to the face and a power bomb which Hammer amazingly kicked out of shortly before 3. Maelstrom went for a second power bomb but Hammer raked his eyes and escaped. Hammer followed with a knee to the gut and clotheslined Hammer into the ropes, over the top rope and onto the ring apron. Hammer kept up the progress with a savate kick to the gut of Maelstrom, knocking the challenger onto the arena floor. Hammer slowed down the match a bit and worked it like a champion for the next few minutes, keeping Maelstrom grounded. At 6:52, Hammer went for a power slam (bad idea) and Maelstrom was too much man for him. Both men collapsed to the mat. Maelstrom got up and dragged Hammer to the corner where he leveled the champion with a series of splashes. Maelstrom next set up Hammer for the Eye Of The Storm but Hammer elbowed Maelstrom in the groin behind the eye of referee LaChance, forcing the move to be stopped. Hammer mounted the strength to toss Maelstrom across the ring with the Hammer Throw and followed with a flying elbow off the top rope to score the victory and retain his title.
RESULT: Benjamin Hammer def. Maelstrom (9:41)
After the bell, Hammer held up his title and gloated. Maelstrom slowly got up, holding his groin, before chasing referee LaChance out of the ring and going after Hammer. Hammer dropped the belt and fled down the aisle but Maelstrom caught up with him before hitting the makeshift locker room. Maelstrom dragged him to the edge of the boat deck before letting out a an "ARGH" and hurling Hammer into the water. The crowd cheered.
SMOKE ON THE WATER PPV
LIVE! from The Ace Vessel on New York Harbor
New York, NY
June 28, 2009
[LOCKER ROOM] Gregory Madison hurls things around the dressing room while his friend Kaysi Bootman watches in fear.
BOOTMAN: "Dude, calm it down a notch! Save it for your match."
MADISON: "He stole my wife! He ruined my life! I WILL LITERALLY KILL HIM AND HIS FATHER!"
BOOTMAN: "Daddy? No! Don't kill anyone!"
MADISON: "What else do I have to live for?"
BOOTMAN: calm "Let me handle that. I have something up my sleeve tonight that will change the face of ACE Wrestling."
Knocks are heard at the door before Bootman shoves the cameraman down, causing the loss of the feed.
1. LOST SOULS (Willow & Valeria) vs. HELIX & COTTON CANDI
TIME LIMIT: 10:00 | REFEREE: Stu Payne
Willow and Valeria were no match for their opposition, led by American Wrestling Idol winner Helix. After Candi power bombed Willow in the center of the ring, Helix hit the Corkscrew Moonsault for the win.
RESULT: Helix & Cotton Candi def. Lost Souls (4:11)
Helix was applauded while the Lost Souls sheepishly headed back to the locker room. Helix spoke.
HELIX: "Tonight, we schooled the tools and now we're lookin' for gold!"
Helix and Candi proceeded to jump off the boat and into the ocean for a swim.
[BACKSTAGE] Long Dong Darkie is shown working out, preparing for his match, when all of the sudden his opponent Jonny Page assaults him. Both men brawl to the ring where the match begins.
2. JONNY PAGE vs. LONG DONG DARKIE
TIME LIMIT: 10:00 | REFEREE: Dawson LaChance
It was even until Darkie began overpowering Page. At different points throughout the match, Chris Casanova and Cody Malone of the Lost Souls attempted to distract Darkie but failed. At 4:32, Darkie had Page set up for the Ding Dong Power Bomb but Page managed to reverse it into a hurricanrana. Page followed with a springboard moonsault and Page Count DDT for the win.
RESULT: Jonny Page def. Long Dong Darkie (5:23)
After the match, a furious Page called out Malone and Casanova. All three assisted Page in hanging Darkie by his neck off the side of the ACE Vessel setting back race relations hundreds of years or more. ACE Security finally rescued Darkie and broke up the melee.
3. SEX & VIOLENCE (Michelle Marvel & Beth Steele) vs. SHORTI & TIFFANY LACHANCE
TIME LIMIT: 10:00 | REFEREE: Stu Payne
An intense Marvel and Steele annihilated Shorti and LaChance in a short period of time. Marvel forced LaChance to submit to the Say Goodnight sleeperhold.
RESULT: Sex & Violence def. Shorti & Tiffany LaChance (1:52)
Afterward, Marvel grabbed a mic.
MARVEL: "In an everchanging world of ACE, we are just cementing our place on the ladder. Headed back to the top!"
[BACKSTAGE] Melissa Chase interviews ACE Female Tag Team Champions Vicki Maxim and Krissy Karma about their upcoming match.
CHASE: "Ladies...."
Before a question is even prompted, Karma walks off in disgust.
MAXIM: "Don't mind her. Something's been up her ass lately and it obviously isn't her husband, Kevin."
CHASE: "Well, Vicki, my real question is about your relationship. Last week, she assaulted me and you stuck up for me. Thanks, but why the disagreement?"
MAXIM: "Well, I'm not sure what her problem is with you. And later that night, I have to call 'my bad.' It was a battle royal, every woman for herself, and I was visibly frustrated when she attacked me. Have no fear, Melissa. We're still a team but tonight we are going for the same thing: the ACE Female Championship. So if you see us bitches fightin' one another. Know that it's still all good."
CHASE: "And how about what we saw earlier tonight with Helix & Cotton Candi making a challenge?"
MAXIM: "Wednesday night is Wednesday night. We'd be happy to defend the straps. Michelle Marvel and Beth Steele, however. That's a different story. They've had their title shots. They need to move on."
Maxim heads to the ring.
ACE Female Championship Elimination Match
4. (C) ANNA MADISON vs. KAYSI BOOTMAN vs. VICKI MAXIM & KRISSY KARMA
TIME LIMIT: 20:00 | REFEREE: Dawson LaChance
Maxim and Karma teamed up at the beginning to go after the other two. Before too long, however, tension between the Female Tag Team Champions was visible. After Maxim hit the Maxim Bomb on Bootman, Karma shoved her teammate out of the way and prepared to make the cover on Bootman but Maxim shoved her back. While the two were arguing, Madison flew at them with a double flying clothesline. Madison hit the Cool Water Splash on Bootman and prepared to cover her but Gregory Madison showed up at ringside to cause a distraction. Anna and Gregory yelled at one another, giving Bootman a chance to roll out of the ring. Meanwhile, Maxim and Karma clocked Anna with a double dropkick from behind. Maxim followed with a Maxim Bomb for the sure elimination but the envious Karma once again put a stop to it, wanting to make the pin herself. Maxim slapped Karma, who in turn kneed Maxim in the vagina and followed with the Instant Karma to eliminate Maxim. Karma followed up by choking her teammate across the middle ropes (with the crowd booing profusely) until referee LaChance broke it up. Bootman climbed back into the ring and surprised Karma with the If You See K to eliminate Karma next. The crowd roared. Bootman worked on a dazed Anna, trying to impress Gregory. ACE Security came out and sent Gregory Madison to the back, at the behest of the Commissioner. After this and like always, Anna bounced back and got the best of Kaysi. Following a snap suplex, Anna hit the Cool Water Splash on Kaysi for the win.
RESULT: Anna Madison def. Kaysi Bootman (8:19), Krissy Karma (5:25), Vicki Maxim (4:42)
Commissioner Bootman came out and raised the hand of Anna while the crowd cheered.
[LOCKER ROOM: High Fidelity] Schmeloppy and Marc Middleton are shown lighting up a couple of huge blunts in a pre-match celebration. Chad Hendrix and Jason Flatline, one of their tag team opponents, broke in and joined the party.
ACE Tag Team Championship Elimination Match
5. (C) HIGH FIDELITY (Schmeloppy & Marc Middleton) vs. SUBURBAN KNIGHTS (B.T. Smooth & Jesse Kinkade) vs. LOST SOULS (Chris Casanova & Cody Malone) vs. CHAD HENDRIX & JASON FLATLINE
TIME LIMIT: 20:00 | REFEREE: Dawson LaChance
In an early spot, the Knights were attempting their Dazed & Confused finisher with Smooth delivering the power slam on Malone when all of the sudden Smooth collapsed with what seemed to be a broken leg. Malone was able to cover Smooth for the first elimination. Smooth was stretchered to the back. Hendrix and Flatline worked together smoothly as a team. After Hendrix power bombed Middleton, he turned to Casanova and hit the Air Miles to eliminate the Lost Souls next. With two teams remaining, it was an exhibition in aerial warfare. At various points over the next few minutes, Flatline hit a reverse hurricanrana on Schmeloppy. Middleton hit a springboard moonsault missile dropkick on Hendrix. Schmeloppy and Middleton hit stereo satellite headscissors on Flatline and Hendrix. Both teams received a standing ovation after that one. At the 8:22 mark, Hendrix tagged out to Flatline. Flatline immediately went for a Flatliner on Middleton but the Hi-Fier escaped and tagged in Schmeloppy. Loppy hit a spin kick on Flatline and followed with Greetings From Rochester for the win.
RESULT: High Fidelity def. Chad Hendrix & Jason Flatline (8:58), Lost Souls (4:19), Suburban Knights (2:07)
Following the match, both of the two final teams shook hands.
[BACKSTAGE] A standoff between former teammates and opponents later in the evening, Dante Monaco and Wally Daniels.
MONACO: "Tonight's the night."
DANIELS: "We've both gotten the better of one another in the past few weeks. Now it's time to see who the real deal is."
MONACO: "The real deal? The Beloved Icon is the real deal."
DANIELS: "I don't need no flashy gimmick to tell myself I'm the man. I'm better than you, I always have been and tonight I'll prove just that."
MONACO: "Pfft. I'll be using you as a stepping stone to ACE Heavyweight gold."
Monaco walks off.
6. SARAH DOOM vs. MISFIT
REFEREE: Stu Payne | TIME LIMIT: 10:00
Misfit proved to be no match for her former teammate. Early on, Misfit attempted a Labia Lariat but Doom moved and dropped Misfit with a DDT. Doom worked over her former friend a beat before hitting the Deep Throat Driver for victory.
RESULT: Sarah Doom def. Misfit (3:32)
After Doom left the ring, a furious Jonny Page came out.
PAGE: to Misfit "What the hell did I do to deserve this? None of you guys can win! NONE OF YOU? LOST SOULS! TO THE RING!"
Chris Casanova, Cody Malone, Valeria and Willow all hit the ring immediately.
PAGE: "It's over. I've tried my best. You're done! THE EXODUS IS HERE! It is the White Night! Oh, how I've tried to please you and make your lives better. All for naught! Misfit, get the potion!"
Misfit heads to the locker room and brings back a container of purple liquid. Before any of the Lost Souls can partake, Commissioner Bootman and ACE Security come out.
BOOTMAN: "No way! No way! This isn't happening. Jonny Page, I know you love to imitate your idol Jim Jones but this isn't happening."
ACE Security escorts Page and the Lost Souls back to the locker room along with the tub of purple liquid. Moments later, Gregory Madison comes out to start the next match.
7. GREGORY MADISON vs. COMMISSIONER BOOTMAN
TIME LIMIT: 10:00 | REFEREE: Stu Payne
Madison destroyed Bootman from the onset. The Commissioner failed in every aspect of his offensive attempt. After Madison hit the Blow Me facebuster, Anna Madison came to ringside to distract her ex. Anna pretends to be sorry and asks her husband for an embrace. Meanwhile, Chad Hendrix hits ringside to distract the referee. While Gregory goes in for the embrace on Anna, she takes her championship belt and smashes it over the forehead of Gregory. Madison hits the mat backwards, allowing Bootman to make a cover and pick up the shocking victory.
RESULT: Commissioner Bootman def. Gregory Madison (4:40)
After the match, with the crowd at its loudest, Bootman celebrated with Hendrix and Anna. A frustrated Gregory comes to his senses before Torch (holding a small book) hits the ring with President Steve Bootman.
TORCH: "Well, well, well...I warned you. You didn't wanna put me on this PPV but I told you I'd be here anyway! DIDN'T I? DIDN'T I? ONE OF THE ACE CHAMPIONS, NOT ON A PPV. IMAGINE THAT! Well guess what, I have some terrible news for you and your father is going to explain it."
STEVE: "I, uh, hate to do this..."
TORCH: "DO IT, PRESIDENT!"
Torch hands President Steve the book he was carrying.
STEVE: "Andrew, Torch has correctly pointed out to me that in Section 8-A of the ACE Rulebook...'The President, Commissioner and any other executive decision makers in American Championship Entertainment are prohibited from being romantically linked or involved with paid performers which include but are not limited to: wrestlers, announcers, etc.'"
Commissioner Bootman sports a confused look as Anna and Hendrix watch on.
STEVE: "So basically...you have a decision to make by Wednesday. Either you stop seeing Anna Madison or you give up your role as ACE Commissioner."
Kaysi Bootman hits the ring with a smile.
KAYSI: "Tell him the rest! Tell him the rest!"
STEVE: sighing "Yes, there is more. Per the contract you signed, ANdrew, if you are unable to perform your role as Commissioner for an extended period of time and/or break the rules or lose your job...the role of Commissioner is transferred to Kaysi Bootman. Your sister."
The crowd boos.
KAYSI: "Seems like you have a decision to make, big brother: the slut or your job!"
Commissioner Andrew grabs a mic.
ANDREW: "Well, well, well. Torch, Kaysi...I know you two idiots aren't smart enough to come up with this. There is only one man in ACE history who studied the rulebook like a hawk. So where is he? Where is the man behind this plan?"
Seconds later, Johnny Chise hits the ring. Kaysi hands him a mic.
CHISE: "You're a smart man, Andrew Bootman! I've hated you from day one and now I am here to ruin you! Kaysi Bootman would make a fabulous Commissioner! Not you! You're a terrible, terrible man! WEDNESDAY NIGHT, MAKE THE RIGHT DECISION!"
Chise laughs like an evil coyote.
[BACKSTAGE] Melissa Chase interviews the returning Greenbriar Mafia (Lord Michael & Douglas Thorn), who are both bandaged up from burns.
CHASE: "You guys must have some balls getting involved in this dangerous death match after being burned on two separate occassions by Sex & Violence."
MICHAEL: "Ya know, Melissa, you're right. We must have some balls. We also must be idiots but it takes a little craziness in the head to compete as a pro wrestler. Tonight, the era of Sex & Violence shall end. After we burn our opponents and beat them to near death, Maelstrom will recapture his title from Hammer. It's gonna be a great night on the ACE Vessel!"
THORN: "I'M ENGAAAAAGED!"
CHASE: "Pardon?"
MICHAEL: "While we were in the hospital, Thorn got engaged to his longtime girlfriend Lizzie Edwards."
CHASE: "Oh, congratulations!"
THORN: "THORN IS ENGAAAAAAGED!"
The Mafia walk off.
Kendo Stick Death Match Of Doom
8. GREENBRIAR MAFIA (Lord Michael & Douglas Thorn) vs. SEX & VIOLENCE (Kevin Karma & Sheik Mohammed Hussein)
RULES: No pinfalls or submissions. Two kendo sticks are placed in the center of the ring before the bell which both teams have a chance at obtaining once the bell rings. In addition, each team is given the materials to make a fireball. The match is won when both members of a team are knocked out simultaneously for a count of 10 by the referee.
TIME LIMIT: 20:00 | REFEREE: Dawson LaChance
When the bell sounded, each team was able to grab one of the sticks. A stick swordfight took place between Thorn and Hussein while Karma and Michael fought. It went back and forth for the first few moments until Hussein forced Thorn to drop his stick and began beating him senseless. Michael got the better of Karma and was able to help his teammate but the damage had been done and Thorn winced in the corner of the ring. Over the next few minutes, Michael had to fend off stick shots from both opponents. At 5:11, Michael succumbed to a double stick shot which busted his forehead open. Michael was able to roll out of the ring, which gave S & V a chance to begin setting up a fireball but Thorn broke it up and stole the fireball materials and passed them off to Michael. Thorn took a kendo stick dropped by Karma and began choking Hussein. Michael pulled Karma out of the ring and fought with him. The Mafia dominated the next few moments but failed to knock out the opposition. Hussein was able to deliver the Holy Driver to Thorn at the 8:32 mark but stupidly went to make a cover in a match with no pinfalls. Karma pulled Hussein off and began choking Thorn with a kendo stick. Meanwhile, Michael caught Hussein by surprise in the eyes with one of the fireballs he had accumulated. The crowd roared. Karma got to his feet to help his partner but had his forehead smashed with a kendo shot from Michael. Michael sent the other fireball into the face of Karma. Michael helped Thorn to his feet and both pounded the sticks across their opponents' foreheads and bodies until they were knocked out, after which the referee counted to 10 and the Mafia won.
RESULT: Greenbriar Mafia def. Sex & Violence (10:01)
A burned, bloodied and bruised Hussein and Karma were stretchered to the back by ACE Medical Staff.
[BACKSTAGE] Jonny Page enters a limousine, which drives off while the rest of the Lost Souls (Chris Casanova, Cody Malone, Misfit, Valeria & Willow) are left with their bags. Backstage interviewer Melissa Chase runs up to interview them.
CHASE: "Guys, is it really over? Is the Lost Souls faction done?"
CASANOVA: "Melissa, we've all come to realize that we are not worthy of being in ACE. Yes, the Lost Souls are over. We are all done. It's all over."
The group formerly known as the Lost Souls walk off into the sunset.
9. DANTE MONACO vs. WALLY DANIELS
TIME LIMIT: 20:00 | REFEREE: Stu Payne
The former tag team champions stared one another down in the center of the ring to begin the match before Monaco slapped Daniels and Daniels retalliated with a punch to the gut, swinging neckbreaker and pin attempt. Monaco kicked out and the heat was on. Both men tried the technical offense before Monaco finally broke down and fought dirty, biting and clawing his way to an advantage. Daniels fought back with a gutwrench suplex which scored an impress 2 1/2 count before Monaco escaped. Daniels followed immediately with an attempt at the Parkway Power Bomb to finish off his former partner, but Monaco escaped and left the ring to catch a breather. Daniels refused to allow this and followed Monaco outside of the ring to continue the fight. Daniels rammed Monaco into the steel railing before taking the match back to the ring and taking control. Unfortunately, he attempted the PPB a second time at the 8:22 mark but Monaco was able to reach onto the ropes somehow and flip Daniels over the top rope and out of the ring. Monaco followed with a springboard missile dropkick on Daniels outside of the ring. Monaco screamed "Beloved Icon" several times before clocking Daniels with The Inferno on the arena floor. The crowd "ooohed" at this. Daniels appeared to be knocked out, prompting Monaco to roll in the ring and let the referee count. Miraculously, Daniels made it in before the 10 count. Monaco argued with referee Payne about a slow count, allowing Daniels to recover. Daniels elbowed Monaco in the back, hit a swinging neckbreaker and followed with the Parkway Power Bomb to win.
RESULT: Wally Daniels def. Dante Monaco (10:09)
As Daniels celebrated with fans back to the locker room, Monaco grabbed a mic.
MONACO: still partially out of it "We...weeeeee're even now! One win apiece. This isn't over!"
[BACKSTAGE] The Greenbriar Mafia (Lord Michael & Douglas Thorn) wish good luck to Maelstrom before the main event.
MICHAEL: "We appreciate you sticking up for us Wednesday night. We'll make sure that this fight is fair tonight if any shenanigans are played."
MAELSTROM: "Thanks, guys. I'm gonna go bet my fuckin' title back..."
Maelstrom walks off to the ring.
ACE Heavyweight Championship Match
10. (C) BENJAMIN HAMMER vs. MAELSTROM
TIME LIMIT: 60:00 | REFEREE: Dawson LaChance
Maelstrom grabbed Hammer by the throat and chokeslammed him to start the match. Hammer was outmanned from the get-go. The fans cheered as Maelstrom annihilated Hammer up and down the ring until Hammer begged for a timeout. Maelstrom responded with a kick to the face and a power bomb which Hammer amazingly kicked out of shortly before 3. Maelstrom went for a second power bomb but Hammer raked his eyes and escaped. Hammer followed with a knee to the gut and clotheslined Hammer into the ropes, over the top rope and onto the ring apron. Hammer kept up the progress with a savate kick to the gut of Maelstrom, knocking the challenger onto the arena floor. Hammer slowed down the match a bit and worked it like a champion for the next few minutes, keeping Maelstrom grounded. At 6:52, Hammer went for a power slam (bad idea) and Maelstrom was too much man for him. Both men collapsed to the mat. Maelstrom got up and dragged Hammer to the corner where he leveled the champion with a series of splashes. Maelstrom next set up Hammer for the Eye Of The Storm but Hammer elbowed Maelstrom in the groin behind the eye of referee LaChance, forcing the move to be stopped. Hammer mounted the strength to toss Maelstrom across the ring with the Hammer Throw and followed with a flying elbow off the top rope to score the victory and retain his title.
RESULT: Benjamin Hammer def. Maelstrom (9:41)
After the bell, Hammer held up his title and gloated. Maelstrom slowly got up, holding his groin, before chasing referee LaChance out of the ring and going after Hammer. Hammer dropped the belt and fled down the aisle but Maelstrom caught up with him before hitting the makeshift locker room. Maelstrom dragged him to the edge of the boat deck before letting out a an "ARGH" and hurling Hammer into the water. The crowd cheered.
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
HEAT OF THE MOMENT TV #20
ACE / American Championship Entertainment presents
HEAT OF THE MOMENT TV #20
LIVE! from Carnesecca Arena
Queens, NY
June 24, 2009
[IN-RING] Former ACE Heavyweight Champion and current #1 Contender, Maelstrom, burst out of the locker room to open the show.
MAELSTROM: "LAST WEEK, THE CHICKENSHIT GROUP KNOWN AS SEX & VIOLENCE BURNED THE GREENBRIAR MAFIA IN ONE OF THE MOST SHEEPISH ACTS IN ACE HISTORY. TONIGHT, I WANT THE RINGLEADER. TONIGHT, THREE DAYS BEFORE I AM SCHEDULED TO FACE HIM FOR THE TITLE...I WANT BENJAMIN HAMMER! NOW!"
The crowd roared.
MAELSTROM: "COME ON, CHAMP! BRING IT!"
Benjamin Hammer emerged slowly from the locker room, followed by fellow Sex & Violence members Kevin Karma and Sheik Mohammed Hussein. All three stop in the aisle instead of entering the ring.
HAMMER: smiling "You sad, sad...SAD...man. We are scheduled to fight on-"
MAELSTROM: interrupts "I KNOW WHEN WE ARE SCHEDULED TO FIGHT, YOU METROSEXUAL MOTHERFUCKER!"
HAMMER: visibly frustrated "LISTEN. YOU WANT ME ONE-ON-ONE? YOU GO THROUGH THE SEX & VIOLENCE GAUNTLET! First, you will face Kevin Karma. If you win that, the Sheik. If you win that, you can face me for the ACE Heavyweight Championship. Whoever wins defends it against the other on the boat at Smoke On The Water this Sunday."
The fans cheer.
MAELSTROM: "Let's add a little more to that because when I visited my new friends Lord Michael and Douglas Thorn in the burn unit this past week, they made one request. Regardless of whether I win that title tonight in your little gauntlet, the match between your boys and the Mafia at Smoke On The Water will be a...KENDO STICK FIREBALL DEATH MATCH OF DOOM!"
The fans roar but are unaware of what he is talking about.
HAMMER: "What the hell is that?"
MAELSTROM: "Just like the last PPV, two kendo sticks will be placed in the center of the ring before the bell. In addition, each team has the tools to make a fireball which can be placed in their gear or wherever they please. Once the bell sounds, the fireball material and kendo sticks can be used however you want. A team loses when both members simultaneously knocked out and the referee counts to 10."
HAMMER: "Whatever. DEAL!"
The crowd roars.
[BACKSTAGE] ACE Female Tag Team Champions, Vicki Maxim & Krissy Karma, are doing their hair in a hallway mirror when Melissa Chase asks for an interview. Maxim obliges but Karma goes off.
KARMA: "Can't you see we're busy, bitch?"
CHASE: "Excuse me?"
MAXIM: to Chase "Sorry about that. She's just mentally preparing for the female battle royal tonight."
CHASE: "Well Vicki, let me ask you. Tonight, you will team up with-"
Karma shoves Chase to the ground.
KARMA: "Don't talk to her, Vicki. She's just a reporter!"
MAXIM: shoves Karma "What the hell is wrong with you?"
Maxim assists Chase while Karma sports a disturbed look.
ACE WRESTLING UPDATE
Lollipop gives an update on the promotion from a modified backstage office.
LOLLIPOP: "Good evening. Let me start off with an injury update. As you heard earlier, both Lord Michael and Douglas Thorn are in a burn unit at a hospital near Aceland, OH, after the fireball incident last week. Also in the same hospital is our Commissioner Andrew Bootman, who suffered a severe concussion at the hands of Gregory Madison this week. ACE President Steve Bootman will continue to handle Commissioner duties this week and has confirmed the Kendo Stick Fireball Death Match announced earlier tonight for the Smoke On The Water PPV this Sunday. You can check out the entire card at ACEWrestling.com for the show, which will be headlined by an ACE Heavyweight Championship return match pitting former champion Maelstrom against current champion Benjamin Hammer. However, that may be reversed if Maelstrom wins the title later tonight in the Sex & Violence Gauntlet!"
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
Battle Royal
1. PARTICIPANTS: VICKI MAXIM, KRISSY KARMA, TIFFANY LACHANCE, SHORTI, BETH STEELE, MICHELLE MARVEL, ANNA MADISON, KAYSI BOOTMAN
TIME LIMIT: 10:00 | REFEREE: Stu Payne
Madison surprised Bootman by superkicking her over the top rope and out of the ring immediately after the bell. The crowd laughed at a frustrated Bootman. The next elimination occurred when Shorti and LaChance combined for a double dropkick that sent Steele over the top rope and out of the ring. Marvel paid both LaChance and Shorti back by clotheslining them over the top rope and out of the ring shortly afterward. Quickly, it was down to four. Karma and Maxim discussed strategry while Marvel and Bootman went at one another. Suddenly, Karma surprised Maxim with an uppercut to the chin and followed with the Instant Karma backbreaker. While Maxim was down, Karma brawled with Madison and Marvel. The next elimination occurred when Karma attempted an Instant Karma on Marvel but Madison broke it up and hurled Karma over the top rope and out of the ring before delivering a series of chops to Marvel and throwing her over the top rope and out of the ring as well. Maxim rose to her feet and argued with Karma, who was standing outside of the ring. This distraction allowed Madison to hit a springboard missile dropkick to the back of Maxim, sending her over the top rope and onto the ring apron but not out of the ring. Karma played the role of good teammate and pushed Maxim back into the ring, prompting Madison to argue with her. While the referee warned Karma to head back to the locker room, Kaysi Bootman came in delivered the If You See K on Madison before exiting through the crowd. Maxim caught a lucky break and was able to eliminate Madison to win.
RESULT: Vicki Maxim def. Anna Madison (6:11), Michelle Marvel (4:52), Krissy Karma (4:38), Shorti (2:20), Tiffany LaChance (2:20), Beth Steele (1:58), Kaysi Bootman (0:02)
Maxim and Karma argued to the locker room about their tag team partnership, with Maxim continually screaming "That wasn't the plan!"
[BACKSTAGE] Melissa Chase interviews Torch before the ACE Television Championship match.
CHASE: "Torch, tonight you have the chance to break through and become a champion for the first time when Chad Hendrix defends his Television title against you."
TORCH: "Melissa, many people may have forgotten this but many years back - when Chad and I were youngins - I was supposed to receive a shot at a title he carried. I was never given that chance to due backstage politics. Chad Hendrix ruined my life! Tonight, payback. Not only payback to Chad but payback to Commissioner Bootman and all those who decided I wasn't worth putting on the PPV!"
Torch walks off in disgust.
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
ACE Television Championship Match
2. (C) CHAD HENDRIX vs. TORCH
TIME LIMIT: 10:00 | REFEREE: Dawson LaChance
As Hendrix walked down the aisle, Torch (introduced first) flew out of the ring onto the champion with a somersault plancha to start the match. Torch dragged Hendrix around the ring, ramming his head into each post. Torch showboated a bit before bringing the match into the ring. Hendrix made a comeback but Torch quickly silenced it. At the 5:11 mark, Torch attempted to set Hendrix up for The Mom Doer but the champion broke free and hit a modified Canadian Destroyer on Torch. Hendrix covered but Torch kicked out. The champion had momentum and used it to an advantage before Torch caught Hendrix with a surprise head butt to the mouth. The stunned champion dropped to his knees in pain, allowing Torch to hit a spin kick to the mouth and follow with a DDT. Torch covered but the champ kicked out. Seconds later, Torch sent Hendrix into the corner and went for a splash but Hendrix moved out of the way. Hendrix followed with an attempted dropkick but Torch moved and Hendrix got caught up in the ropes. Torch delivered a series of punches to the bleeding mouth of Hendrix before setting up and hitting The Mom Doer for the win.
RESULT: Torch def. Chad Hendrix (8:00) to win ACE Television Championship
Torch held the belt proudly and received somewhat of an ovation, which was soon stifled in a post-match promo.
TORCH: "There! THERE IS PROOF! YOU DON'T WANNA PUT ME ON PPV, COMMISH? YOU'LL PAY!"
Torch gloated to the locker room, holding his new title high in the air.
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
3. GREGORY MADISON vs. JASON FLATLINE
TIME LIMIT: 10:00 | REFEREE: Stu Payne
Flatline was a goner from the opening bell, succumbing quickly to the Blow Me facebuster.
RESULT: Gregory Madison def. Jason Flatline (1:51)
After the match, Madison spoke.
MADISON: "Last week, I put our Commissioner in the hospital. Tonight, I'm putting his father there! AND SUNDAY NIGHT, I WILL KILL ANDREW BOOTMAN!"
The camera follows Gregory Madison to the locker room where he bursts into the modified backstage office of President Steve Bootman.
MADISON: "You spawned the adulterous heathen who stole my wife. You're next!"
STEVE: "I'd think again if I were you..."
Andrew Bootman came out of nowhere with a chair in his hand.
ANDREW: to Madison "I don't think so."
Madison heads toward Andrew, who in turn throws the chair seemingly off-camera but actually in the hands of Chad Hendrix who blasts the chair across the back of Madison. The stunned Madison turns around, allowing Hendrix to hit the Air Miles on Madison through the office desk.
ANDREW: to Madison "Payback is a bitch, just like you."
ACE Security drag Gregory Madison out of the building.
THE TEMPLE
The lights are out for several seconds before The Temple set appears in the ring with Long Dong Darkie at the pulpit and High Fidelity (Schmeloppy & Marc Middleton) and the Suburban Knights (Jesse Kinkade & B.T. Smooth) in the seats usually reserved to the Lost Souls.
DARKIE: "I stan' he'e at the pulpit to proclaim th' enda th' Lost Souls! Mothafucka!"
The crowd cheers. Seconds later, Jonny Page and Lost Souls members Chris Casanova and Cody Malone hit the ring. Page brawls with Darkie while the other two brawled with Hi-Fi and the Knights. ACE Security broke the melee up and all participants were thrown out of the arena.
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
4. COTTON CANDI, HELIX & SARAH DOOM vs. LOST SOULS (MISFIT, VALERIA & WILLOW)
TIME LIMIT: 10:00 | REFEREE: Stu Payne
Helix was the star of this show and received the majority of all positive crowd reactions. While Candi and Valeria started the match, Misfit and Doom took it upon themselves to brawl outside of the ring and back to the locker room. Helix won it for her team with a Corkscrew Moonsault on Willow.
RESULT: Cotton Candi, Helix & Sarah Doom def. Lost Souls (4:12)
[BACKSTAGE] Melissa Chase interviews the newly conceited Dante Monaco.
CHASE: "Dante, tonight you and Wally Daniels have been kept apart but I understand you are headed to the ring..."
MONACO: "Thas right, Melly! The 'Beloved Icon' has a bone to pick with Wally Stagnant. Back in the lowly days when we were a tag team, it was my decision to use the Bon Jovi theme music. Well, as you may have noticed...HE'S STILL USING IT! It's MINE! I'm an ICON. He's a PARASITE!"
Monaco heads to the ring, with the camera following close behind. The crowd boos as he steps through the ropes and into the squared circle.
MONACO: "Wally Daniels, I demand that you cease and desist playing 'Livin' On A Prayer' or I will hurt you even more on Sunday night."
Silence.
MONACO: "All right. I'll take that silence as a 'Yes.' As in, 'Yes, Beloved Icon, I shall stop using your theme music immedia-"
"Livin' On A Prayer" by Bon Jovi plays and Wally Daniels emerges from the locker room to a standing ovation. Daniels joins Monaco in the ring.
DANIELS: "You self-serving, son of a bitch. Who do you think you are? With your woo-woo sunglasses and doofus pants and..."
MONACO: frustrated "Stop it! You've always been jealous!"
DANIELS: "Jealous of what?"
MONACO: "Jealous of my success! The way I handle the ladies! The way I look! The way I move!"
DANIELS: "The way you move?"
MONACO: "That's right! While you're back in the locker room downing boxes of Malt-o-Meal, I'm hitting the gym and workin' on my abs and my lats."
DANIELS: "Aaaaaanyway. If you wanna use Bon Jovi as your theme, you beat me on Sunday night at Smoke On The Water."
MONACO: "Pffft. I was gonna do that anyway, dude."
DANIELS: "Well. May the better man win."
MONACO: "Yeah, don't worry about that."
Monaco drops his mic and knees Daniels in the gut before delivering the Inferno to his former teammate. Monaco followed with a shooting star press from the top rope and spit in the face of Daniels.
[BACKSTAGE] Commissioner Andrew Bootman, still moving gingerly after the attack one week ago, and Anna Madison are shown making out before Bootman speaks.
BOOTMAN: "This Sunday, I'm not gonna make it out of the ring unscathed. But know this...know that I'll be fighting for your honor so that you and I can finally be together like we always knew we should be."
Madison smiles and they resume making out.
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
HAMMER TIME
ACE Heavyweight Champion Benjamin Hammer speaks while the rest of Sex & Violence (Sheik Mohammed Hussein, Kevin Karma, Michelle Marvel & Beth Steele) sit behind him.
HAMMER: "Tonight, I'm gonna keep it short and sweet. Maelstrom wants a shot at my belt. Well he's gonna have to run the Sex & Violence Gauntlet. I'm gonna sit back here and watch with the ladies. First up is Kevin Karma ande I don't think ol' Maelstrom will survive..."
Karma gets up and takes the mic.
KARMA: "AND THAT'S NOT JUST THE TRUTH. THAT'S KARMAAAAA!"
Sex & Violence Gauntlet, Match 1
5. KEVIN KARMA vs. MAELSTROM
TIME LIMIT: 10:00 | REFEREE: Dawson LaChance
A furious, angry, frustrated (aka the usual) Maelstrom tore into Karma and beat him senseless in a short period of time, winning easily with the Eye Of The Storm.
RESULT: Maelstrom def. Kevin Karma (2:32)
Hammer groans. Hussein heads to the ring to start the next match.
Sex & Violence Gauntlet, Match 2
6. SHEIK MOHAMMED HUSSEIN vs. MAELSTROM
TIME LIMIT: 10:00 | REFEREE: Dawson LaChance
While Michelle Marvel distracts the referee, Hussein pulls a kendo stick from under the ring and attempts to use it on Maelstrom but Mael blocks it and steals the stick. Hussein tries to call a "Timeout" in Farsi but Maelstrom bashes the stick across his forehead and throws it out of the ring just as referee LaChance turns around and starts the match. With the early advantage, Maelstrom was able to capitalize and win another easy match with the Eye Of The Storm.
RESULT: Maelstrom def. Sheik Mohammed Hussein (4:11)
A frustrated Hammer stormed to the ring to begin the title match. Maelstrom met him in the aisle before the bell sounded. Karma and Hussein assisted Hammer and it turned into a three-on-one. Hussein and Karma held Maelstrom while Hammer delivered a series of kendo stick shots to his forehead, busting it open. A bloody Maelstrom was rolled into the ring so the match could begin.
Sex & Violence Gauntlet, Match 3
ACE Heavyweight Championship Match
7. (C) BENJAMIN HAMMER w/Kevin Karma & Sheik Mohammed Hussein vs. MAELSTROM
TIME LIMIT: 20:00 | REFEREE: Dawson LaChance
The crowd booed as Hammer drilled left and right fists to the bloody face of Maelstrom. Hammer gloated, smearing the blood all over his face. Following a swinging neckbreaker, Hammer covered but the ex-champ kicked out at 2. Hammer continued to work over the face of Maelstrom, raking it across the ropes to spew more blood. Later, Hammer threw Maelstrom in the corner and went for a flying back elbow smash but Maelstrom moved. A stunned Hammer watched as Maelstrom shook the cobwebs from his memory and let out an "ARGH!" while pounding his chest. Hammer tried to escape but Maelstrom pulled him back and beat the hell out of him. The loud crowd assisted Maelstrom. Hammer repeatedly tried to escape but Maelstrom got the better of him with a series of suplexes. Just as Maelstrom had Hammer set up for the Eye Of The Storm, Hussein and Karma entered the ring and attacked Maelstrom to cause a disqualification.
RESULT: Maelstrom def. Benjamin Hammer (7:33, DQ)
All the S & V men assaulted Maelstrom, leaving him in a pile of his own blood. With the blood of Maelstrom on his face, Hammer shouted "BENJAMIN FUCKIN' HAMMER!"
ACE ROLL CALL OF CHAMPIONS
Heavyweight Champion: Benjamin Hammer [24 Days]
Tag Team Champions: High Fidelity (Schmeloppy & Marc Middleton) [14 Days]
Television Champion: Torch [New!]
Female Champion: Anna Madison [80 Days]
Female Tag Team Champions: Vicki Maxim & Krissy Karma [52 Days]
NEXT PPV:
SMOKE ON THE WATER
June 28, 2009
ACE Vessel, New York Harbor
New York, NY
Sex & Violence (Michelle Marvel & Beth Steele) vs. Shorti & Tiffany LaChance
ACE Tag Team Championship Elimination Match
(C) High Fidelity (Schmeloppy & Marc Middleton) vs. Suburban Knights (B.T. Smooth & Jesse Kinkade) vs. Lost Souls (Chris Casanova & Cody Malone) vs. Chad Hendrix & Jason Flatline
Sarah Doom vs. Misfit
ACE Female Championship Elimination Match
(C) Anna Madison vs. Kaysi Bootman vs. Vicki Maxim vs. Krissy Karma
Gregory Madison vs. Commissioner Bootman
Kendo Stick Death Match Of Doom
Greenbriar Mafia (Lord Michael & Douglas Thorn) vs. Sex & Violence (Kevin Karma & Sheik Mohammed Hussein)
Dante Monaco vs. Wally Daniels
ACE Heavyweight Championship Match
(C) Benjamin Hammer vs. Maelstrom
HEAT OF THE MOMENT TV #20
LIVE! from Carnesecca Arena
Queens, NY
June 24, 2009
[IN-RING] Former ACE Heavyweight Champion and current #1 Contender, Maelstrom, burst out of the locker room to open the show.
MAELSTROM: "LAST WEEK, THE CHICKENSHIT GROUP KNOWN AS SEX & VIOLENCE BURNED THE GREENBRIAR MAFIA IN ONE OF THE MOST SHEEPISH ACTS IN ACE HISTORY. TONIGHT, I WANT THE RINGLEADER. TONIGHT, THREE DAYS BEFORE I AM SCHEDULED TO FACE HIM FOR THE TITLE...I WANT BENJAMIN HAMMER! NOW!"
The crowd roared.
MAELSTROM: "COME ON, CHAMP! BRING IT!"
Benjamin Hammer emerged slowly from the locker room, followed by fellow Sex & Violence members Kevin Karma and Sheik Mohammed Hussein. All three stop in the aisle instead of entering the ring.
HAMMER: smiling "You sad, sad...SAD...man. We are scheduled to fight on-"
MAELSTROM: interrupts "I KNOW WHEN WE ARE SCHEDULED TO FIGHT, YOU METROSEXUAL MOTHERFUCKER!"
HAMMER: visibly frustrated "LISTEN. YOU WANT ME ONE-ON-ONE? YOU GO THROUGH THE SEX & VIOLENCE GAUNTLET! First, you will face Kevin Karma. If you win that, the Sheik. If you win that, you can face me for the ACE Heavyweight Championship. Whoever wins defends it against the other on the boat at Smoke On The Water this Sunday."
The fans cheer.
MAELSTROM: "Let's add a little more to that because when I visited my new friends Lord Michael and Douglas Thorn in the burn unit this past week, they made one request. Regardless of whether I win that title tonight in your little gauntlet, the match between your boys and the Mafia at Smoke On The Water will be a...KENDO STICK FIREBALL DEATH MATCH OF DOOM!"
The fans roar but are unaware of what he is talking about.
HAMMER: "What the hell is that?"
MAELSTROM: "Just like the last PPV, two kendo sticks will be placed in the center of the ring before the bell. In addition, each team has the tools to make a fireball which can be placed in their gear or wherever they please. Once the bell sounds, the fireball material and kendo sticks can be used however you want. A team loses when both members simultaneously knocked out and the referee counts to 10."
HAMMER: "Whatever. DEAL!"
The crowd roars.
[BACKSTAGE] ACE Female Tag Team Champions, Vicki Maxim & Krissy Karma, are doing their hair in a hallway mirror when Melissa Chase asks for an interview. Maxim obliges but Karma goes off.
KARMA: "Can't you see we're busy, bitch?"
CHASE: "Excuse me?"
MAXIM: to Chase "Sorry about that. She's just mentally preparing for the female battle royal tonight."
CHASE: "Well Vicki, let me ask you. Tonight, you will team up with-"
Karma shoves Chase to the ground.
KARMA: "Don't talk to her, Vicki. She's just a reporter!"
MAXIM: shoves Karma "What the hell is wrong with you?"
Maxim assists Chase while Karma sports a disturbed look.
ACE WRESTLING UPDATE
Lollipop gives an update on the promotion from a modified backstage office.
LOLLIPOP: "Good evening. Let me start off with an injury update. As you heard earlier, both Lord Michael and Douglas Thorn are in a burn unit at a hospital near Aceland, OH, after the fireball incident last week. Also in the same hospital is our Commissioner Andrew Bootman, who suffered a severe concussion at the hands of Gregory Madison this week. ACE President Steve Bootman will continue to handle Commissioner duties this week and has confirmed the Kendo Stick Fireball Death Match announced earlier tonight for the Smoke On The Water PPV this Sunday. You can check out the entire card at ACEWrestling.com for the show, which will be headlined by an ACE Heavyweight Championship return match pitting former champion Maelstrom against current champion Benjamin Hammer. However, that may be reversed if Maelstrom wins the title later tonight in the Sex & Violence Gauntlet!"
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
Battle Royal
1. PARTICIPANTS: VICKI MAXIM, KRISSY KARMA, TIFFANY LACHANCE, SHORTI, BETH STEELE, MICHELLE MARVEL, ANNA MADISON, KAYSI BOOTMAN
TIME LIMIT: 10:00 | REFEREE: Stu Payne
Madison surprised Bootman by superkicking her over the top rope and out of the ring immediately after the bell. The crowd laughed at a frustrated Bootman. The next elimination occurred when Shorti and LaChance combined for a double dropkick that sent Steele over the top rope and out of the ring. Marvel paid both LaChance and Shorti back by clotheslining them over the top rope and out of the ring shortly afterward. Quickly, it was down to four. Karma and Maxim discussed strategry while Marvel and Bootman went at one another. Suddenly, Karma surprised Maxim with an uppercut to the chin and followed with the Instant Karma backbreaker. While Maxim was down, Karma brawled with Madison and Marvel. The next elimination occurred when Karma attempted an Instant Karma on Marvel but Madison broke it up and hurled Karma over the top rope and out of the ring before delivering a series of chops to Marvel and throwing her over the top rope and out of the ring as well. Maxim rose to her feet and argued with Karma, who was standing outside of the ring. This distraction allowed Madison to hit a springboard missile dropkick to the back of Maxim, sending her over the top rope and onto the ring apron but not out of the ring. Karma played the role of good teammate and pushed Maxim back into the ring, prompting Madison to argue with her. While the referee warned Karma to head back to the locker room, Kaysi Bootman came in delivered the If You See K on Madison before exiting through the crowd. Maxim caught a lucky break and was able to eliminate Madison to win.
RESULT: Vicki Maxim def. Anna Madison (6:11), Michelle Marvel (4:52), Krissy Karma (4:38), Shorti (2:20), Tiffany LaChance (2:20), Beth Steele (1:58), Kaysi Bootman (0:02)
Maxim and Karma argued to the locker room about their tag team partnership, with Maxim continually screaming "That wasn't the plan!"
[BACKSTAGE] Melissa Chase interviews Torch before the ACE Television Championship match.
CHASE: "Torch, tonight you have the chance to break through and become a champion for the first time when Chad Hendrix defends his Television title against you."
TORCH: "Melissa, many people may have forgotten this but many years back - when Chad and I were youngins - I was supposed to receive a shot at a title he carried. I was never given that chance to due backstage politics. Chad Hendrix ruined my life! Tonight, payback. Not only payback to Chad but payback to Commissioner Bootman and all those who decided I wasn't worth putting on the PPV!"
Torch walks off in disgust.
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
ACE Television Championship Match
2. (C) CHAD HENDRIX vs. TORCH
TIME LIMIT: 10:00 | REFEREE: Dawson LaChance
As Hendrix walked down the aisle, Torch (introduced first) flew out of the ring onto the champion with a somersault plancha to start the match. Torch dragged Hendrix around the ring, ramming his head into each post. Torch showboated a bit before bringing the match into the ring. Hendrix made a comeback but Torch quickly silenced it. At the 5:11 mark, Torch attempted to set Hendrix up for The Mom Doer but the champion broke free and hit a modified Canadian Destroyer on Torch. Hendrix covered but Torch kicked out. The champion had momentum and used it to an advantage before Torch caught Hendrix with a surprise head butt to the mouth. The stunned champion dropped to his knees in pain, allowing Torch to hit a spin kick to the mouth and follow with a DDT. Torch covered but the champ kicked out. Seconds later, Torch sent Hendrix into the corner and went for a splash but Hendrix moved out of the way. Hendrix followed with an attempted dropkick but Torch moved and Hendrix got caught up in the ropes. Torch delivered a series of punches to the bleeding mouth of Hendrix before setting up and hitting The Mom Doer for the win.
RESULT: Torch def. Chad Hendrix (8:00) to win ACE Television Championship
Torch held the belt proudly and received somewhat of an ovation, which was soon stifled in a post-match promo.
TORCH: "There! THERE IS PROOF! YOU DON'T WANNA PUT ME ON PPV, COMMISH? YOU'LL PAY!"
Torch gloated to the locker room, holding his new title high in the air.
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
3. GREGORY MADISON vs. JASON FLATLINE
TIME LIMIT: 10:00 | REFEREE: Stu Payne
Flatline was a goner from the opening bell, succumbing quickly to the Blow Me facebuster.
RESULT: Gregory Madison def. Jason Flatline (1:51)
After the match, Madison spoke.
MADISON: "Last week, I put our Commissioner in the hospital. Tonight, I'm putting his father there! AND SUNDAY NIGHT, I WILL KILL ANDREW BOOTMAN!"
The camera follows Gregory Madison to the locker room where he bursts into the modified backstage office of President Steve Bootman.
MADISON: "You spawned the adulterous heathen who stole my wife. You're next!"
STEVE: "I'd think again if I were you..."
Andrew Bootman came out of nowhere with a chair in his hand.
ANDREW: to Madison "I don't think so."
Madison heads toward Andrew, who in turn throws the chair seemingly off-camera but actually in the hands of Chad Hendrix who blasts the chair across the back of Madison. The stunned Madison turns around, allowing Hendrix to hit the Air Miles on Madison through the office desk.
ANDREW: to Madison "Payback is a bitch, just like you."
ACE Security drag Gregory Madison out of the building.
THE TEMPLE
The lights are out for several seconds before The Temple set appears in the ring with Long Dong Darkie at the pulpit and High Fidelity (Schmeloppy & Marc Middleton) and the Suburban Knights (Jesse Kinkade & B.T. Smooth) in the seats usually reserved to the Lost Souls.
DARKIE: "I stan' he'e at the pulpit to proclaim th' enda th' Lost Souls! Mothafucka!"
The crowd cheers. Seconds later, Jonny Page and Lost Souls members Chris Casanova and Cody Malone hit the ring. Page brawls with Darkie while the other two brawled with Hi-Fi and the Knights. ACE Security broke the melee up and all participants were thrown out of the arena.
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
4. COTTON CANDI, HELIX & SARAH DOOM vs. LOST SOULS (MISFIT, VALERIA & WILLOW)
TIME LIMIT: 10:00 | REFEREE: Stu Payne
Helix was the star of this show and received the majority of all positive crowd reactions. While Candi and Valeria started the match, Misfit and Doom took it upon themselves to brawl outside of the ring and back to the locker room. Helix won it for her team with a Corkscrew Moonsault on Willow.
RESULT: Cotton Candi, Helix & Sarah Doom def. Lost Souls (4:12)
[BACKSTAGE] Melissa Chase interviews the newly conceited Dante Monaco.
CHASE: "Dante, tonight you and Wally Daniels have been kept apart but I understand you are headed to the ring..."
MONACO: "Thas right, Melly! The 'Beloved Icon' has a bone to pick with Wally Stagnant. Back in the lowly days when we were a tag team, it was my decision to use the Bon Jovi theme music. Well, as you may have noticed...HE'S STILL USING IT! It's MINE! I'm an ICON. He's a PARASITE!"
Monaco heads to the ring, with the camera following close behind. The crowd boos as he steps through the ropes and into the squared circle.
MONACO: "Wally Daniels, I demand that you cease and desist playing 'Livin' On A Prayer' or I will hurt you even more on Sunday night."
Silence.
MONACO: "All right. I'll take that silence as a 'Yes.' As in, 'Yes, Beloved Icon, I shall stop using your theme music immedia-"
"Livin' On A Prayer" by Bon Jovi plays and Wally Daniels emerges from the locker room to a standing ovation. Daniels joins Monaco in the ring.
DANIELS: "You self-serving, son of a bitch. Who do you think you are? With your woo-woo sunglasses and doofus pants and..."
MONACO: frustrated "Stop it! You've always been jealous!"
DANIELS: "Jealous of what?"
MONACO: "Jealous of my success! The way I handle the ladies! The way I look! The way I move!"
DANIELS: "The way you move?"
MONACO: "That's right! While you're back in the locker room downing boxes of Malt-o-Meal, I'm hitting the gym and workin' on my abs and my lats."
DANIELS: "Aaaaaanyway. If you wanna use Bon Jovi as your theme, you beat me on Sunday night at Smoke On The Water."
MONACO: "Pffft. I was gonna do that anyway, dude."
DANIELS: "Well. May the better man win."
MONACO: "Yeah, don't worry about that."
Monaco drops his mic and knees Daniels in the gut before delivering the Inferno to his former teammate. Monaco followed with a shooting star press from the top rope and spit in the face of Daniels.
[BACKSTAGE] Commissioner Andrew Bootman, still moving gingerly after the attack one week ago, and Anna Madison are shown making out before Bootman speaks.
BOOTMAN: "This Sunday, I'm not gonna make it out of the ring unscathed. But know this...know that I'll be fighting for your honor so that you and I can finally be together like we always knew we should be."
Madison smiles and they resume making out.
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
HAMMER TIME
ACE Heavyweight Champion Benjamin Hammer speaks while the rest of Sex & Violence (Sheik Mohammed Hussein, Kevin Karma, Michelle Marvel & Beth Steele) sit behind him.
HAMMER: "Tonight, I'm gonna keep it short and sweet. Maelstrom wants a shot at my belt. Well he's gonna have to run the Sex & Violence Gauntlet. I'm gonna sit back here and watch with the ladies. First up is Kevin Karma ande I don't think ol' Maelstrom will survive..."
Karma gets up and takes the mic.
KARMA: "AND THAT'S NOT JUST THE TRUTH. THAT'S KARMAAAAA!"
Sex & Violence Gauntlet, Match 1
5. KEVIN KARMA vs. MAELSTROM
TIME LIMIT: 10:00 | REFEREE: Dawson LaChance
A furious, angry, frustrated (aka the usual) Maelstrom tore into Karma and beat him senseless in a short period of time, winning easily with the Eye Of The Storm.
RESULT: Maelstrom def. Kevin Karma (2:32)
Hammer groans. Hussein heads to the ring to start the next match.
Sex & Violence Gauntlet, Match 2
6. SHEIK MOHAMMED HUSSEIN vs. MAELSTROM
TIME LIMIT: 10:00 | REFEREE: Dawson LaChance
While Michelle Marvel distracts the referee, Hussein pulls a kendo stick from under the ring and attempts to use it on Maelstrom but Mael blocks it and steals the stick. Hussein tries to call a "Timeout" in Farsi but Maelstrom bashes the stick across his forehead and throws it out of the ring just as referee LaChance turns around and starts the match. With the early advantage, Maelstrom was able to capitalize and win another easy match with the Eye Of The Storm.
RESULT: Maelstrom def. Sheik Mohammed Hussein (4:11)
A frustrated Hammer stormed to the ring to begin the title match. Maelstrom met him in the aisle before the bell sounded. Karma and Hussein assisted Hammer and it turned into a three-on-one. Hussein and Karma held Maelstrom while Hammer delivered a series of kendo stick shots to his forehead, busting it open. A bloody Maelstrom was rolled into the ring so the match could begin.
Sex & Violence Gauntlet, Match 3
ACE Heavyweight Championship Match
7. (C) BENJAMIN HAMMER w/Kevin Karma & Sheik Mohammed Hussein vs. MAELSTROM
TIME LIMIT: 20:00 | REFEREE: Dawson LaChance
The crowd booed as Hammer drilled left and right fists to the bloody face of Maelstrom. Hammer gloated, smearing the blood all over his face. Following a swinging neckbreaker, Hammer covered but the ex-champ kicked out at 2. Hammer continued to work over the face of Maelstrom, raking it across the ropes to spew more blood. Later, Hammer threw Maelstrom in the corner and went for a flying back elbow smash but Maelstrom moved. A stunned Hammer watched as Maelstrom shook the cobwebs from his memory and let out an "ARGH!" while pounding his chest. Hammer tried to escape but Maelstrom pulled him back and beat the hell out of him. The loud crowd assisted Maelstrom. Hammer repeatedly tried to escape but Maelstrom got the better of him with a series of suplexes. Just as Maelstrom had Hammer set up for the Eye Of The Storm, Hussein and Karma entered the ring and attacked Maelstrom to cause a disqualification.
RESULT: Maelstrom def. Benjamin Hammer (7:33, DQ)
All the S & V men assaulted Maelstrom, leaving him in a pile of his own blood. With the blood of Maelstrom on his face, Hammer shouted "BENJAMIN FUCKIN' HAMMER!"
ACE ROLL CALL OF CHAMPIONS
Heavyweight Champion: Benjamin Hammer [24 Days]
Tag Team Champions: High Fidelity (Schmeloppy & Marc Middleton) [14 Days]
Television Champion: Torch [New!]
Female Champion: Anna Madison [80 Days]
Female Tag Team Champions: Vicki Maxim & Krissy Karma [52 Days]
NEXT PPV:
SMOKE ON THE WATER
June 28, 2009
ACE Vessel, New York Harbor
New York, NY
Sex & Violence (Michelle Marvel & Beth Steele) vs. Shorti & Tiffany LaChance
ACE Tag Team Championship Elimination Match
(C) High Fidelity (Schmeloppy & Marc Middleton) vs. Suburban Knights (B.T. Smooth & Jesse Kinkade) vs. Lost Souls (Chris Casanova & Cody Malone) vs. Chad Hendrix & Jason Flatline
Sarah Doom vs. Misfit
ACE Female Championship Elimination Match
(C) Anna Madison vs. Kaysi Bootman vs. Vicki Maxim vs. Krissy Karma
Gregory Madison vs. Commissioner Bootman
Kendo Stick Death Match Of Doom
Greenbriar Mafia (Lord Michael & Douglas Thorn) vs. Sex & Violence (Kevin Karma & Sheik Mohammed Hussein)
Dante Monaco vs. Wally Daniels
ACE Heavyweight Championship Match
(C) Benjamin Hammer vs. Maelstrom
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
HEAT OF THE MOMENT TV #19
ACE / American Championship Entertainment presents
HEAT OF THE MOMENT TV #19
LIVE! from Nassau Coliseum
New York, NY
June 17, 2009
[IN-RING] Dante Monaco, the self-proclaimed "Beloved Icon," cuts a promo on himself whilst dressed in obnoxiously colorful attire with sunglasses. The crowd boos before, during and after his words.
MONACO: "Finally. Finally, the "Beloved Icon" has escaped the travesty that was the Roxbury Express. It may as well have been called the Monaco Express because I certainly carried the team. I carried Wally Daniels, the big lug. For 91 days I reigned as the ACE Tag Team Champion. I should have carried both belts to the ring. I should have wrestled by myself. I WAS THE ROXBURY EXPRESS! I AM THE BELOVED ICON! I now begin my ascent to the ACE Heavyweight Championship. The first rung on that ladder will be the biggest punk ass bitch in wrestling history, Wally Daniels."
Seconds later, Wally Daniels hit the ring with a microphone and spoke.
DANIELS: "Boy, oh, boy. You are really full of shit, aren't ya?"
MONACO: "I am the wrestler, the man you aspire to be!"
DANIELS: "You are the selfish, egotistical jackass that I aspire NOT to be."
Monaco dropped his mic and threw a punch at Daniels but Daniels ducked and speared Monaco to the mat. Daniels got the better of his former tag team partner, ending the brawl with a Parkway Power Bomb.
DANIELS: "June 28, we fight one-on-one. Tonight, I propose we find us some partners..."
[BACKSTAGE] Melissa Chase interviews Commissioner Bootman (still sporting bruises from last week) as he enters the building.
CHASE: chasing Bootman "Mr. Bootman, are you really gonna fight Gregory Madison?"
Bootman ignores Chase as he heads to his backstage office.
CHASE: "Mr. Bootman?"
Before entering the office, Bootman has a change of heart and turns around.
BOOTMAN: "Melissa, this isn't just me trying to get more air time. This is serious. Gregory Madison isn't the person ACE fans grew to love during the early days. He is married to Anna Madison but it's a paper marriage. What Anna and I have is different."
CHASE: "Where is Anna right now? Where is Gregory?"
BOOTMAN: "Anna is in a safe place."
Bootman closes the door and ends the interview. A commotion is heard behind the closed door. Just as Chase starts to open it, Bootman flies through it and into her. Both collapse while Gregory Madison walks through the wreckage. Madison scrapes Bootman off the ground and delivers the Blow Me facebuster to Bootman on the backstage floor. ACE Television Champion, Chad Hendrix, and ACE Security pull Madison away. As Hendrix leans over to assist Bootman, Madison pulls Hendrix up and throws a series of punches to his face. Hendrix fights back before other members of ACE Security break it up.
MADISON: "You wanna stick up for that adulterous heathen? Meet me in the fuckin' ring, right now! For your title!"
HENDRIX: "Let's do it!"
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
ACE Television Championship Match
1. (C) CHAD HENDRIX vs. GREGORY MADISON
TIME LIMIT: 10:00 | REFEREE: Dawson LaChance
Hendrix and Madison came out of the locker room brawling. Once they hit the ring, the bell sounded and the fight continued. The heavier Madison used his girth to squash Hendrix in the corner and pummel him. At 2:34 on the clock, Madison sat Hendrix on the top rope and went for a super plex but Hendrix blocked it and turned it into a brainbuster off the top rope. Hendrix covered but Madison kicked out at 2. Hendrix followed with an attempt at his Air Miles finisher but Madison escaped and climbed out of the ring for a breather. Moments later, a freshened Madison had Hendrix tangled up in the ropes. Madison posed a bit before bouncing off the opposite ropes and attempting a spear but Hendrix escaped the ropes and Madison flew through to the outside of the ring into the steel guard rail. The crowd popped. As Madison was trying to revive himself. a furious Anna Madison came from the locker room and dove onto Gregory. Anna leveled Gregory with a few punches before Hendrix pulled her off. Referee LaChance disqualified Hendrix.
RESULT: Gregory Madison def. Chad Hendrix (7:31, DQ)
ACE Security pulled Anna away from Gregory. A frustrated Hendrix escorted her back to the locker room.
ACE WRESTLING UPDATE
From the ACE Control Center backstage, Lollipop, delivers an update on the promotion.
LOLLIPOP: "As you can see, I'm no longer in the ring. I'm back with you backstage for an update. Before Commissioner Bootman was injured earlier this evening, he added the following matches to the June 28 Smoke On The Water PPV: a four-way elimination match for the ACE Female Championship featuring titleholder Anna Madison and challengers Kaysi Bootman, Vicki Maxim and Krissy Karma; also, a grudge match between Jonny Page and the returning Long Dong Darkie. Tonight, two huge main events will take place. A trios elimination match between the females and a giant four-on-four tag team match between the team of Dante Monaco and Sex & Violence and Wally Daniels, the Greenbriar Mafia and Maelstrom. In the absence of Commissioner Bootman, the President of ACE Wrestling - Steve Bootman - will handle all decisions."
HAMMER TIME
Benjamin Hammer leads the Sex & Violence contingent (himself, Sheik Mohammed Hussein, Kevin Karma, Michelle Marvel & Beth Steele) to their set near the entrance ramp.
HAMMER: "I'm gonna make it short and sweet." crowd cheers "Fuck all of you! I'm the champ. I'm the man that men want behind them and ladies want inside them! I'M HAMMER!" crowd boos "Tonight, we are teaming up with a guy who we'd like to see in our little group - the Beloved Icon, Dante Monaco. The ladies will be teaming up with a female I once despised but now, I wouldn't mind burying my face between her thighs - Kaysi Bootman. Sounds to me like a couple winning combinations. On June 28, Maelstrom will attempt to win the Heavyweight title back. I don't think he has it in him..."
Right on cue, Maelstrom hits the set. Karma and Hussein confront him.
MAELSTROM: "Keep your goons outta my face before I crush them."
HAMMER: "Boys..." Hussein and Karma step aside. "How can I help you, son?"
MAELSTROM: "I'm not your son, you're not my dad. You're wearing my belt, that's how you can help me. If I were you, I'd hand the fuckin' thing over, already."
HAMMER: "Son, you've been bitching for weeks about how you were 'screwed.' How about you shove your hand down your pants, and screw yourself."
Hammer, pleased with his remark, parades around the set. When he turns around, Maelstrom is in his face.
MAELSTROM: "I'll pretend you didn't say that. I'll pretend you're a real man. I'll pretend your cronies aren't surrounding me right now, ready to save their savior." pause, crowd cheers "But I'm not gonna pretend about this..."
Maelstrom drops the mic, punches Hammer in the gut and delivers a neckbreaker before he is pummeled by Hussein and Karma while the girls scatter to the locker room. Before any major damage can be done, ACE Security breaks it up. Maelstrom emerges from the wreckage with a few cuts but still smiling.
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
Elimination Match
2. ANNA MADISON & SHORTI & TIFFANY LACHANCE vs. KAYSI BOOTMAN & SEX & VIOLENCE (Michelle Marvel & Beth Steele) vs. VICKI MAXIM & KRISSY KARMA & COTTON CANDI
TIME LIMIT: 10:00 | REFEREE: Stu Payne
Bootman ducked Madison throughout the match, leaving her teammates to contend with the ACE Female Champion. Shorti and LaChance struggled offensively, consistently making tags to Madison who was the team workhorse. The first elimination occurred when Candi fell victim to the Say Goodnight sleeperhold from Marvel. LaChance attempted a bit of offense on Marvel but her lack of experience caught up and she became prety to the Bootman/S & V corner. All three took turns working over the former referee until a fire was lit under LaChance and she worked her way across the ring and tagged in Shorti, who flew into the ring with a modified missile dropkick on Marvel. Bootman and Steele tried to intervene but the tiny Shorti butted their heads together and brought in Madison who assisted in a two-on-two. Madison and Bootman fought outside of the ring. While Shorti and Steele brawled, Marvel (the legal member of her team) caught Shorti from behind with a knee to the back. LaChance came into the ring to assist her group but Steele caught her off guard. Marvel planted Shorti with a Death Valley Driver and followed with the Say Goodnight for the win.
RESULT: Sex & Violence & Kaysi Bootman def. Anna Madison & Shorti & Tiffany LaChance (7:01), Vicki Maxim & Krissy Karma & Cotton Candi (4:11)
Madison and Bootman continued brawling to the locker room while Marvel & Steele fought with Shorti & LaChance inside the ring. Steele went for a brainbuster on Shorti but Shorti escaped and hurled Steele out of the ring before pulling Marvel off LaChance and delivering a snap suplex. Shorti ended it by hitting the Bombs Away on Marvel.
[BACKSTAGE] Melissa Chase cuts into the action with an announcement on the condition of Commissioner Bootman.
CHASE: "I've just received word from a local hospital that Commissioner Bootman is being treated for a severe concussion and possible a broken nose and jaw. As mentioned earlier, ACE President Steve Bootman - father of Andrew, will be handling day-to-day decisions."
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
THE TEMPLE
Jonny Page stands at the pulpit while his Lost Souls (Chris Casanova, Cody Malone, Misfit, Willow & Valeria) sit in attendance in the ring.
PAGE: "My Souls, last week our movement was impeded by that heathen slut known as Sarah Doom but more importantly...by that...that...dark-skinned, Negro scumbag!"
The fans boo the blatant racism.
PAGE: "One of you located a song from the country music archives that describe this situation perfectly..."
"Nigger Fucker" by David Allan Coe begins playing over the PA. The crowd boos profusely until cheering the entrance of Long Dong Darkie.
DARKIE: possessed "CUT DA FUCKIN' MUSIC. CUT DAT SHIT!"
The music stops playing.
DARKIE: "You a rea' arrogan' mothafucka, ain'tcha Page? Ain'tcha? Well lemme tell ya some shit, he'e yo. Racism died when da man, Barack Obama, was elect' pres' o' yo country. Sucka. Mothafucka!"
Half the crowd cheered.
PAGE: "Listen, boy. I didn't understand a word you said. Why don't you get out of my Temple and go pick some cotton."
More boos from the crowd.
DARKIE: smiling "I know whatchu doin', Page. You tryin' ta lure my black ass inta tha ring so you and yo boys can triple team my ass. Lucky for myself, I bring me some backup. ANY KNIGHTS IN DA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUS?"
The Suburban Knights (Jesse Kinkade & B.T. Smooth) hit the scene.
DARKIE: "I 'no boutchu but I think we got da makins fo' a six-man tag match. Right fuckin' now. Get dat shit outta the ring and let's get it on!"
The crowd roars. The Temple chairs and pulpit are removed from the ring by ACE Security and a match breaks out.
3. LOST SOULS (Jonny Page, Chris Casanova & Cody Malone) vs. LONG DONG DARKIE & SUBURBAN KNIGHTS (Jesse Kinkade & B.T. Smooth)
TIME LIMIT: 10:00 | REFEREE: Stu Payne
Darkie cleaned house on the Souls, taking turns on all three. At 3:09, a smart Page was able to lure Darkie into the corner where Casanova and Malone came off the ropes with a dual missile dropkick that finally took Darkie down and fed control of the match to the Souls. After a lengthy assault by the Souls, Darkie was able to make a hot tag to Kinkade who took control for his side. While Page had none of it, Malone fell victim to the Dazed & Confused tag team finisher from the Knights.
RESULT: Long Dong Darkie & Suburban Knights def. Lost Souls (4:52)
Darkie and the Knights celebrated afterward while Page and Casanova pulled Malone out of the ring and assisted him to the locker room.
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
[IN-RING] ACE Television Champion, Chad Hendrix, speaks and the crowd listens.
HENDRIX: "I don't get a lot of mic time around here because I'm normally a quiet guy but tonight, I got a few things to say. First off...I'm gonna be rooting for the Commish to get well and get rid of that piece of garbage, Gregory Madison. I'll be training Commissioner Bootman the best I can. Next, whoever wins the upcoming three-man elimination match will receive a shot at my ACE Television Championship next week. Finally, as TV champ I often get stiffed on big PPV matches. Since my belt is not defended anywhere but Heat Of The Moment broadcasts, I get screwed."
ACE Tag Team Champions, High Fidelity (Schmeloppy & Marc Middleton) hit the ring in their usual wacky manner.
MIDDLETON: "Yo, yo, yo! Chizad! We have much respect for you. As you know, we're defending our straps at the PPV in an elimination match. Why don't you get yourself a partner and join in the fun!?"
SCHMELOPPY: "Holla!"
Middleton hands Hendrix a joint, which Hendrix passes up.
HENDRIX: "No thanks on the herb but I'll definitely get a partner for that match. In fact, I'll bring him out now since he's competing next. This guy was a major heel back in his Dynasty days but has 'seen the light' and is a pretty good person, a great worker and is just looking for that big break. He is Jason Flatline!"
Flatline comes out, shakes hands with Hendrix to confirm. This brings Torch out.
TORCH: "You gotta be kidding me. Now, the only person on the active roster without a match at the PPV is...ME!? ME!? I'm the hottest thing in ACE right now!"
HENDRIX: "Well why don't you try winning this match first and we'll see how on fire you are..."
ACE Television Championship #1 Contender Elimination Match
4. TORCH vs. JASON FLATLINE w/Chad Hendrix vs. MARC MIDDLETON w/Schmeloppy
TIME LIMIT: 10:00 | REFEREE: Dawson LaChance
Torch went right after Flatline as Middleton watches on, listening to advice from Schmeloppy. Flatline fought back but was surprised with a swinging neckbreaker from Middleton. All three men had their moments. Torch was nearly eliminated after jawing with Hendrix, who was outside of the ring as a second for Flatline. Middleton deposited a knee to the back of Torch and went for the Cram It but Torch escaped, hit a snap suplex and delivered The Mom Doer for elimination #1. Flatline immediately threw Torch in the corner, sat him on the top rope went for the Flatliner but Torch caught him and hit another Mom Doer to win.
RESULT: Torch def. Jason Flatline (4:22), Marc Middleton (3:49)
After the match, Torch grabbed a mic.
TORCH: "I'll see you next week, Hendrix. And as for the PPV, I'll be there whether I get a match or not!"
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
AMERICAN WRESTLING IDOL
Final contestants Vas Deferens and Helix stand in the ring as Melissa Chase walks out.
CHASE: "I will be handling hosting duties tonight in the final of the very first ACE American Wrestling Idol! Due to the injuries suffered by Commissioner Bootman, Lollipop will join myself and Dawson LaChance as judges tonight. In this final contest, both finalists will compete in actual full 10-minute time limit matches against ACE wrestlers. After their match, we will once again judge them on how well they carried theirselves."
American Wrestling Idol Match #1
5. SCHMELOPPY vs. VAS DEFERENS
TIME LIMIT: 10:00 | REFEREE: Stu Payne
Deferens never stood a chance in this one as Schmeloppy lit him up from pillar to post, using his speed an aerial ability to take down the Latino. Schme won with Greetings From Rochester in under two minutes.
RESULT: Schmeloppy def. Vas Deferens (1:55)
After Deferens refuses a post-match handshake from Schmeloppy, the judges speak.
CHASE: "Oh, dear. You didn't get any offense in and I didn't appreciate that post-match stiff. 2/10."
LACHANCE: "Dreadful. 1/10."
LOLLIPOP: "I think you're cute but you sucked. 2/10."
American Wrestling Idol Match #2
6. MISFIT vs. HELIX
TIME LIMIT: 10:00 | REFEREE: Stu Payne
The psycho Misfit freaked out Helix to begin the match, but the masked contestant was able to hold her own. After a bit of back and forth action, Misfit caught Helix in a bodypress attempt and slammed her to the mat. Instead of attempting a pin, Misfit argued with referee Payne for some reason. Moments later, Misfit sent Helix into the ropes and went for the Labia Lariat but Helix jumped and hooked Misfit in a satellite headscissors. Helix followed with a power bomb and standing moonsault for the shocking win.
RESULT: Helix def. Misfit (5:10)
The crowd roars and the judges speak.
CHASE: "Amazing! This was a great performance and you really held your own. 8/10."
LACHANCE: "Victory in Jesus! 10/10."
LOLLIPOP: "I'm stunned. 8/10."
Chase climbed into the ring and shook hands with Helix, while Deferens (knowing he had lost) exited the ring in a pouty mood.
CHASE: "Well, with a winning score of 26-5...your first ever ACE American Wrestling Idol is...HELIX!"
The crowd roared as Chase and referee Payne simultaneously raised the hand of Helix in victory. Seconds later, Willow and Valeria exited the locker room and joined their Lost Souls teammate Misfit in attacking Helix. Chase and Payne were shooed out of the ring while the three-on-one occurred. Moments later, Sarah Doom and Cotton Candi came out to clear the ring and rescue Helix. A PPV match pitting Candi & Helix vs. Valeria & Willow was added to the June 28 Smoke On The Water PPV.
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
7. WALLY DANIELS & MAELSTROM & GREENBRIAR MAFIA (Lord Michael & Douglas Thorn) vs. DANTE MONACO & SEX & VIOLENCE (Benjamin Hammer, Kevin Karma, Sheik Mohammed Hussein)
TIME LIMIT: 10:00 | REFEREE: Dawson LaChance & Stu Payne
It took two referees to maintain control in this contest. Early in the match, Monaco and Daniels went at it in and out of the ring. After Daniels got the best of Monaco, both tagged out to teammates. Each team failed to gain momentum against the other until a furious Hammer delivered a low blow to Maelstrom behind the back of both referees. Hammer brought Maelstrom to the corner of his team and all four took turns on the former ACE Heavyweight Champion. Hussein ruined it for his group when (after delivering a swinging neckbreaker to Maelstrom) he conceitedly pulled a mat out from under the ring and bowed to Mecca in front of his opponent. Maelstrom was able to initiate the strength to roll to his corner and tag in Michael, who flew off the top rope with a flying kick to the back of Hussein's neck. The crowd popped huge. Michael worked on Hussein a bit before tagging out to Thorn, who flew in with a somersault legdrop on Hussein. A few near falls later, Daniels was tagged in and delivered a Parkway Power Bomb to Hussein but Karma flew into the ring and broke up a pin attempt. At this point, all hell broke loose and the eight competitors were in and out of the ring. When the 10:00 time limit came up, the match was ruled a draw.
RESULT: Wally Daniels & Greenbriar Mafia & Maelstrom drew Dante Monaco & Sex & Violence (10:00, TLD)
After the bell, Sex & Violence huddled together while Monaco bore the brunt of a four-on-one attack inside the ring. Suddenly, Hammer distracted the opposition while Karma and Hussein delivered a fireball into the faces of Michael and Thorn. Maelstrom and Daniels, along with both referees, assisted the burn victims before ACE Medical staff was able to hit the room. Monaco fled to the back with Sex & Violence as the crowd booed and threw objects at them.
ROLL CALL OF CHAMPIONS
ACE Heavyweight Champion: Benjamin Hammer [17 Days]
ACE Tag Team Champions: High Fidelity (Schmeloppy & Marc Middleton) [7 Days]
ACE Television Champion: Chad Hendrix [35 Days]
ACE Female Champion: Anna Madison [73 Days]
ACE Female Tag Team Champions: Vicki Maxim & Krissy Karma [45 Days]
NEXT PPV:
SMOKE ON THE WATER
June 28, 2009
ACE Vessel, New York Harbor
New York, NY
Cotton Candi & Helix vs. Lost Souls (Willow & Valeria)
Jonny Page vs. Long Dong Darkie
Sex & Violence (Michelle Marvel & Beth Steele) vs. Shorti & Tiffany LaChance
ACE Female Championship Elimination Match
(C) Anna Madison vs. Kaysi Bootman vs. Vicki Maxim vs. Krissy Karma
ACE Tag Team Championship Elimination Match
(C) High Definition (Schmeloppy & Marc Middleton) vs. Suburban Knights (B.T. Smooth & Jesse Kinkade) vs. Lost Souls (Chris Casanova & Cody Malone) vs. Chad Hendrix & Jason Flatline
Sarah Doom vs. Misfit
Gregory Madison vs. Commissioner Bootman
Greenbriar Mafia (Lord Michael & Douglas Thorn) vs. Sex & Violence (Kevin Karma & Sheik Mohammed Hussein)
Dante Monaco vs. Wally Daniels
ACE Heavyweight Championship Match
(C) Benjamin Hammer vs. Maelstrom
HEAT OF THE MOMENT TV #19
LIVE! from Nassau Coliseum
New York, NY
June 17, 2009
[IN-RING] Dante Monaco, the self-proclaimed "Beloved Icon," cuts a promo on himself whilst dressed in obnoxiously colorful attire with sunglasses. The crowd boos before, during and after his words.
MONACO: "Finally. Finally, the "Beloved Icon" has escaped the travesty that was the Roxbury Express. It may as well have been called the Monaco Express because I certainly carried the team. I carried Wally Daniels, the big lug. For 91 days I reigned as the ACE Tag Team Champion. I should have carried both belts to the ring. I should have wrestled by myself. I WAS THE ROXBURY EXPRESS! I AM THE BELOVED ICON! I now begin my ascent to the ACE Heavyweight Championship. The first rung on that ladder will be the biggest punk ass bitch in wrestling history, Wally Daniels."
Seconds later, Wally Daniels hit the ring with a microphone and spoke.
DANIELS: "Boy, oh, boy. You are really full of shit, aren't ya?"
MONACO: "I am the wrestler, the man you aspire to be!"
DANIELS: "You are the selfish, egotistical jackass that I aspire NOT to be."
Monaco dropped his mic and threw a punch at Daniels but Daniels ducked and speared Monaco to the mat. Daniels got the better of his former tag team partner, ending the brawl with a Parkway Power Bomb.
DANIELS: "June 28, we fight one-on-one. Tonight, I propose we find us some partners..."
[BACKSTAGE] Melissa Chase interviews Commissioner Bootman (still sporting bruises from last week) as he enters the building.
CHASE: chasing Bootman "Mr. Bootman, are you really gonna fight Gregory Madison?"
Bootman ignores Chase as he heads to his backstage office.
CHASE: "Mr. Bootman?"
Before entering the office, Bootman has a change of heart and turns around.
BOOTMAN: "Melissa, this isn't just me trying to get more air time. This is serious. Gregory Madison isn't the person ACE fans grew to love during the early days. He is married to Anna Madison but it's a paper marriage. What Anna and I have is different."
CHASE: "Where is Anna right now? Where is Gregory?"
BOOTMAN: "Anna is in a safe place."
Bootman closes the door and ends the interview. A commotion is heard behind the closed door. Just as Chase starts to open it, Bootman flies through it and into her. Both collapse while Gregory Madison walks through the wreckage. Madison scrapes Bootman off the ground and delivers the Blow Me facebuster to Bootman on the backstage floor. ACE Television Champion, Chad Hendrix, and ACE Security pull Madison away. As Hendrix leans over to assist Bootman, Madison pulls Hendrix up and throws a series of punches to his face. Hendrix fights back before other members of ACE Security break it up.
MADISON: "You wanna stick up for that adulterous heathen? Meet me in the fuckin' ring, right now! For your title!"
HENDRIX: "Let's do it!"
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
ACE Television Championship Match
1. (C) CHAD HENDRIX vs. GREGORY MADISON
TIME LIMIT: 10:00 | REFEREE: Dawson LaChance
Hendrix and Madison came out of the locker room brawling. Once they hit the ring, the bell sounded and the fight continued. The heavier Madison used his girth to squash Hendrix in the corner and pummel him. At 2:34 on the clock, Madison sat Hendrix on the top rope and went for a super plex but Hendrix blocked it and turned it into a brainbuster off the top rope. Hendrix covered but Madison kicked out at 2. Hendrix followed with an attempt at his Air Miles finisher but Madison escaped and climbed out of the ring for a breather. Moments later, a freshened Madison had Hendrix tangled up in the ropes. Madison posed a bit before bouncing off the opposite ropes and attempting a spear but Hendrix escaped the ropes and Madison flew through to the outside of the ring into the steel guard rail. The crowd popped. As Madison was trying to revive himself. a furious Anna Madison came from the locker room and dove onto Gregory. Anna leveled Gregory with a few punches before Hendrix pulled her off. Referee LaChance disqualified Hendrix.
RESULT: Gregory Madison def. Chad Hendrix (7:31, DQ)
ACE Security pulled Anna away from Gregory. A frustrated Hendrix escorted her back to the locker room.
ACE WRESTLING UPDATE
From the ACE Control Center backstage, Lollipop, delivers an update on the promotion.
LOLLIPOP: "As you can see, I'm no longer in the ring. I'm back with you backstage for an update. Before Commissioner Bootman was injured earlier this evening, he added the following matches to the June 28 Smoke On The Water PPV: a four-way elimination match for the ACE Female Championship featuring titleholder Anna Madison and challengers Kaysi Bootman, Vicki Maxim and Krissy Karma; also, a grudge match between Jonny Page and the returning Long Dong Darkie. Tonight, two huge main events will take place. A trios elimination match between the females and a giant four-on-four tag team match between the team of Dante Monaco and Sex & Violence and Wally Daniels, the Greenbriar Mafia and Maelstrom. In the absence of Commissioner Bootman, the President of ACE Wrestling - Steve Bootman - will handle all decisions."
HAMMER TIME
Benjamin Hammer leads the Sex & Violence contingent (himself, Sheik Mohammed Hussein, Kevin Karma, Michelle Marvel & Beth Steele) to their set near the entrance ramp.
HAMMER: "I'm gonna make it short and sweet." crowd cheers "Fuck all of you! I'm the champ. I'm the man that men want behind them and ladies want inside them! I'M HAMMER!" crowd boos "Tonight, we are teaming up with a guy who we'd like to see in our little group - the Beloved Icon, Dante Monaco. The ladies will be teaming up with a female I once despised but now, I wouldn't mind burying my face between her thighs - Kaysi Bootman. Sounds to me like a couple winning combinations. On June 28, Maelstrom will attempt to win the Heavyweight title back. I don't think he has it in him..."
Right on cue, Maelstrom hits the set. Karma and Hussein confront him.
MAELSTROM: "Keep your goons outta my face before I crush them."
HAMMER: "Boys..." Hussein and Karma step aside. "How can I help you, son?"
MAELSTROM: "I'm not your son, you're not my dad. You're wearing my belt, that's how you can help me. If I were you, I'd hand the fuckin' thing over, already."
HAMMER: "Son, you've been bitching for weeks about how you were 'screwed.' How about you shove your hand down your pants, and screw yourself."
Hammer, pleased with his remark, parades around the set. When he turns around, Maelstrom is in his face.
MAELSTROM: "I'll pretend you didn't say that. I'll pretend you're a real man. I'll pretend your cronies aren't surrounding me right now, ready to save their savior." pause, crowd cheers "But I'm not gonna pretend about this..."
Maelstrom drops the mic, punches Hammer in the gut and delivers a neckbreaker before he is pummeled by Hussein and Karma while the girls scatter to the locker room. Before any major damage can be done, ACE Security breaks it up. Maelstrom emerges from the wreckage with a few cuts but still smiling.
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
Elimination Match
2. ANNA MADISON & SHORTI & TIFFANY LACHANCE vs. KAYSI BOOTMAN & SEX & VIOLENCE (Michelle Marvel & Beth Steele) vs. VICKI MAXIM & KRISSY KARMA & COTTON CANDI
TIME LIMIT: 10:00 | REFEREE: Stu Payne
Bootman ducked Madison throughout the match, leaving her teammates to contend with the ACE Female Champion. Shorti and LaChance struggled offensively, consistently making tags to Madison who was the team workhorse. The first elimination occurred when Candi fell victim to the Say Goodnight sleeperhold from Marvel. LaChance attempted a bit of offense on Marvel but her lack of experience caught up and she became prety to the Bootman/S & V corner. All three took turns working over the former referee until a fire was lit under LaChance and she worked her way across the ring and tagged in Shorti, who flew into the ring with a modified missile dropkick on Marvel. Bootman and Steele tried to intervene but the tiny Shorti butted their heads together and brought in Madison who assisted in a two-on-two. Madison and Bootman fought outside of the ring. While Shorti and Steele brawled, Marvel (the legal member of her team) caught Shorti from behind with a knee to the back. LaChance came into the ring to assist her group but Steele caught her off guard. Marvel planted Shorti with a Death Valley Driver and followed with the Say Goodnight for the win.
RESULT: Sex & Violence & Kaysi Bootman def. Anna Madison & Shorti & Tiffany LaChance (7:01), Vicki Maxim & Krissy Karma & Cotton Candi (4:11)
Madison and Bootman continued brawling to the locker room while Marvel & Steele fought with Shorti & LaChance inside the ring. Steele went for a brainbuster on Shorti but Shorti escaped and hurled Steele out of the ring before pulling Marvel off LaChance and delivering a snap suplex. Shorti ended it by hitting the Bombs Away on Marvel.
[BACKSTAGE] Melissa Chase cuts into the action with an announcement on the condition of Commissioner Bootman.
CHASE: "I've just received word from a local hospital that Commissioner Bootman is being treated for a severe concussion and possible a broken nose and jaw. As mentioned earlier, ACE President Steve Bootman - father of Andrew, will be handling day-to-day decisions."
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
THE TEMPLE
Jonny Page stands at the pulpit while his Lost Souls (Chris Casanova, Cody Malone, Misfit, Willow & Valeria) sit in attendance in the ring.
PAGE: "My Souls, last week our movement was impeded by that heathen slut known as Sarah Doom but more importantly...by that...that...dark-skinned, Negro scumbag!"
The fans boo the blatant racism.
PAGE: "One of you located a song from the country music archives that describe this situation perfectly..."
"Nigger Fucker" by David Allan Coe begins playing over the PA. The crowd boos profusely until cheering the entrance of Long Dong Darkie.
DARKIE: possessed "CUT DA FUCKIN' MUSIC. CUT DAT SHIT!"
The music stops playing.
DARKIE: "You a rea' arrogan' mothafucka, ain'tcha Page? Ain'tcha? Well lemme tell ya some shit, he'e yo. Racism died when da man, Barack Obama, was elect' pres' o' yo country. Sucka. Mothafucka!"
Half the crowd cheered.
PAGE: "Listen, boy. I didn't understand a word you said. Why don't you get out of my Temple and go pick some cotton."
More boos from the crowd.
DARKIE: smiling "I know whatchu doin', Page. You tryin' ta lure my black ass inta tha ring so you and yo boys can triple team my ass. Lucky for myself, I bring me some backup. ANY KNIGHTS IN DA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUS?"
The Suburban Knights (Jesse Kinkade & B.T. Smooth) hit the scene.
DARKIE: "I 'no boutchu but I think we got da makins fo' a six-man tag match. Right fuckin' now. Get dat shit outta the ring and let's get it on!"
The crowd roars. The Temple chairs and pulpit are removed from the ring by ACE Security and a match breaks out.
3. LOST SOULS (Jonny Page, Chris Casanova & Cody Malone) vs. LONG DONG DARKIE & SUBURBAN KNIGHTS (Jesse Kinkade & B.T. Smooth)
TIME LIMIT: 10:00 | REFEREE: Stu Payne
Darkie cleaned house on the Souls, taking turns on all three. At 3:09, a smart Page was able to lure Darkie into the corner where Casanova and Malone came off the ropes with a dual missile dropkick that finally took Darkie down and fed control of the match to the Souls. After a lengthy assault by the Souls, Darkie was able to make a hot tag to Kinkade who took control for his side. While Page had none of it, Malone fell victim to the Dazed & Confused tag team finisher from the Knights.
RESULT: Long Dong Darkie & Suburban Knights def. Lost Souls (4:52)
Darkie and the Knights celebrated afterward while Page and Casanova pulled Malone out of the ring and assisted him to the locker room.
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
[IN-RING] ACE Television Champion, Chad Hendrix, speaks and the crowd listens.
HENDRIX: "I don't get a lot of mic time around here because I'm normally a quiet guy but tonight, I got a few things to say. First off...I'm gonna be rooting for the Commish to get well and get rid of that piece of garbage, Gregory Madison. I'll be training Commissioner Bootman the best I can. Next, whoever wins the upcoming three-man elimination match will receive a shot at my ACE Television Championship next week. Finally, as TV champ I often get stiffed on big PPV matches. Since my belt is not defended anywhere but Heat Of The Moment broadcasts, I get screwed."
ACE Tag Team Champions, High Fidelity (Schmeloppy & Marc Middleton) hit the ring in their usual wacky manner.
MIDDLETON: "Yo, yo, yo! Chizad! We have much respect for you. As you know, we're defending our straps at the PPV in an elimination match. Why don't you get yourself a partner and join in the fun!?"
SCHMELOPPY: "Holla!"
Middleton hands Hendrix a joint, which Hendrix passes up.
HENDRIX: "No thanks on the herb but I'll definitely get a partner for that match. In fact, I'll bring him out now since he's competing next. This guy was a major heel back in his Dynasty days but has 'seen the light' and is a pretty good person, a great worker and is just looking for that big break. He is Jason Flatline!"
Flatline comes out, shakes hands with Hendrix to confirm. This brings Torch out.
TORCH: "You gotta be kidding me. Now, the only person on the active roster without a match at the PPV is...ME!? ME!? I'm the hottest thing in ACE right now!"
HENDRIX: "Well why don't you try winning this match first and we'll see how on fire you are..."
ACE Television Championship #1 Contender Elimination Match
4. TORCH vs. JASON FLATLINE w/Chad Hendrix vs. MARC MIDDLETON w/Schmeloppy
TIME LIMIT: 10:00 | REFEREE: Dawson LaChance
Torch went right after Flatline as Middleton watches on, listening to advice from Schmeloppy. Flatline fought back but was surprised with a swinging neckbreaker from Middleton. All three men had their moments. Torch was nearly eliminated after jawing with Hendrix, who was outside of the ring as a second for Flatline. Middleton deposited a knee to the back of Torch and went for the Cram It but Torch escaped, hit a snap suplex and delivered The Mom Doer for elimination #1. Flatline immediately threw Torch in the corner, sat him on the top rope went for the Flatliner but Torch caught him and hit another Mom Doer to win.
RESULT: Torch def. Jason Flatline (4:22), Marc Middleton (3:49)
After the match, Torch grabbed a mic.
TORCH: "I'll see you next week, Hendrix. And as for the PPV, I'll be there whether I get a match or not!"
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
AMERICAN WRESTLING IDOL
Final contestants Vas Deferens and Helix stand in the ring as Melissa Chase walks out.
CHASE: "I will be handling hosting duties tonight in the final of the very first ACE American Wrestling Idol! Due to the injuries suffered by Commissioner Bootman, Lollipop will join myself and Dawson LaChance as judges tonight. In this final contest, both finalists will compete in actual full 10-minute time limit matches against ACE wrestlers. After their match, we will once again judge them on how well they carried theirselves."
American Wrestling Idol Match #1
5. SCHMELOPPY vs. VAS DEFERENS
TIME LIMIT: 10:00 | REFEREE: Stu Payne
Deferens never stood a chance in this one as Schmeloppy lit him up from pillar to post, using his speed an aerial ability to take down the Latino. Schme won with Greetings From Rochester in under two minutes.
RESULT: Schmeloppy def. Vas Deferens (1:55)
After Deferens refuses a post-match handshake from Schmeloppy, the judges speak.
CHASE: "Oh, dear. You didn't get any offense in and I didn't appreciate that post-match stiff. 2/10."
LACHANCE: "Dreadful. 1/10."
LOLLIPOP: "I think you're cute but you sucked. 2/10."
American Wrestling Idol Match #2
6. MISFIT vs. HELIX
TIME LIMIT: 10:00 | REFEREE: Stu Payne
The psycho Misfit freaked out Helix to begin the match, but the masked contestant was able to hold her own. After a bit of back and forth action, Misfit caught Helix in a bodypress attempt and slammed her to the mat. Instead of attempting a pin, Misfit argued with referee Payne for some reason. Moments later, Misfit sent Helix into the ropes and went for the Labia Lariat but Helix jumped and hooked Misfit in a satellite headscissors. Helix followed with a power bomb and standing moonsault for the shocking win.
RESULT: Helix def. Misfit (5:10)
The crowd roars and the judges speak.
CHASE: "Amazing! This was a great performance and you really held your own. 8/10."
LACHANCE: "Victory in Jesus! 10/10."
LOLLIPOP: "I'm stunned. 8/10."
Chase climbed into the ring and shook hands with Helix, while Deferens (knowing he had lost) exited the ring in a pouty mood.
CHASE: "Well, with a winning score of 26-5...your first ever ACE American Wrestling Idol is...HELIX!"
The crowd roared as Chase and referee Payne simultaneously raised the hand of Helix in victory. Seconds later, Willow and Valeria exited the locker room and joined their Lost Souls teammate Misfit in attacking Helix. Chase and Payne were shooed out of the ring while the three-on-one occurred. Moments later, Sarah Doom and Cotton Candi came out to clear the ring and rescue Helix. A PPV match pitting Candi & Helix vs. Valeria & Willow was added to the June 28 Smoke On The Water PPV.
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
7. WALLY DANIELS & MAELSTROM & GREENBRIAR MAFIA (Lord Michael & Douglas Thorn) vs. DANTE MONACO & SEX & VIOLENCE (Benjamin Hammer, Kevin Karma, Sheik Mohammed Hussein)
TIME LIMIT: 10:00 | REFEREE: Dawson LaChance & Stu Payne
It took two referees to maintain control in this contest. Early in the match, Monaco and Daniels went at it in and out of the ring. After Daniels got the best of Monaco, both tagged out to teammates. Each team failed to gain momentum against the other until a furious Hammer delivered a low blow to Maelstrom behind the back of both referees. Hammer brought Maelstrom to the corner of his team and all four took turns on the former ACE Heavyweight Champion. Hussein ruined it for his group when (after delivering a swinging neckbreaker to Maelstrom) he conceitedly pulled a mat out from under the ring and bowed to Mecca in front of his opponent. Maelstrom was able to initiate the strength to roll to his corner and tag in Michael, who flew off the top rope with a flying kick to the back of Hussein's neck. The crowd popped huge. Michael worked on Hussein a bit before tagging out to Thorn, who flew in with a somersault legdrop on Hussein. A few near falls later, Daniels was tagged in and delivered a Parkway Power Bomb to Hussein but Karma flew into the ring and broke up a pin attempt. At this point, all hell broke loose and the eight competitors were in and out of the ring. When the 10:00 time limit came up, the match was ruled a draw.
RESULT: Wally Daniels & Greenbriar Mafia & Maelstrom drew Dante Monaco & Sex & Violence (10:00, TLD)
After the bell, Sex & Violence huddled together while Monaco bore the brunt of a four-on-one attack inside the ring. Suddenly, Hammer distracted the opposition while Karma and Hussein delivered a fireball into the faces of Michael and Thorn. Maelstrom and Daniels, along with both referees, assisted the burn victims before ACE Medical staff was able to hit the room. Monaco fled to the back with Sex & Violence as the crowd booed and threw objects at them.
ROLL CALL OF CHAMPIONS
ACE Heavyweight Champion: Benjamin Hammer [17 Days]
ACE Tag Team Champions: High Fidelity (Schmeloppy & Marc Middleton) [7 Days]
ACE Television Champion: Chad Hendrix [35 Days]
ACE Female Champion: Anna Madison [73 Days]
ACE Female Tag Team Champions: Vicki Maxim & Krissy Karma [45 Days]
NEXT PPV:
SMOKE ON THE WATER
June 28, 2009
ACE Vessel, New York Harbor
New York, NY
Cotton Candi & Helix vs. Lost Souls (Willow & Valeria)
Jonny Page vs. Long Dong Darkie
Sex & Violence (Michelle Marvel & Beth Steele) vs. Shorti & Tiffany LaChance
ACE Female Championship Elimination Match
(C) Anna Madison vs. Kaysi Bootman vs. Vicki Maxim vs. Krissy Karma
ACE Tag Team Championship Elimination Match
(C) High Definition (Schmeloppy & Marc Middleton) vs. Suburban Knights (B.T. Smooth & Jesse Kinkade) vs. Lost Souls (Chris Casanova & Cody Malone) vs. Chad Hendrix & Jason Flatline
Sarah Doom vs. Misfit
Gregory Madison vs. Commissioner Bootman
Greenbriar Mafia (Lord Michael & Douglas Thorn) vs. Sex & Violence (Kevin Karma & Sheik Mohammed Hussein)
Dante Monaco vs. Wally Daniels
ACE Heavyweight Championship Match
(C) Benjamin Hammer vs. Maelstrom
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
HEAT OF THE MOMENT TV #18
ACE / American Championship Entertainment presents
HEAT OF THE MOMENT TV #18
LIVE! from the ACE Arena
Aceland, OH
June 10, 2009
Intro Music: "Heat Of The Moment" by Asia
[BACKSTAGE] Melissa Chase interviews the Roxbury Express (Dante Monaco, who is wearing shades and sequin pants, and Wally Daniels). Daniels stares awkwardly at Monaco.
CHASE: "Dante, last week you basically screwed your partner out of a win in your one-on-one match. How do you expect to defend the tag team belts tonight?"
MONACO: pushes sunglasses down his nose a bit "Sweetheart, I'm the 'Beloved Icon' and I don't really have to answer your shady questions. But I will. See, Wals and I have been tight for the last decade and he knows the score. He knew I was the better man, which is why he manipulated the finish of last week's match the way he di-"
DANIELS: interrupts "Dude, what in the fuck are you talking about? Look at yourself. You're dressed as if you were one of Elton John's houseboys. I didn't manipulate anything! You stuck your hand out and we were supposed to have a draw. I shoulda learned my lesson when you stole my girlfriend a few years back. Never trust anybody..."
Daniels walks away.
MONACO: "He's just tiltin', Melissa. Tonight, we're going to continue our record-breaking title reign against the potheads. Tonight, the Roxbury Express rides again!"
ACE Tag Team Championship Match
1. (C) ROXBURY EXPRESS (Dante Monaco & Wally Daniels) vs. HIGH FIDELITY (Schmeloppy & Marc Middleton)
TIME LIMIT: 20:00 | REFEREE: Dawson LaChance
Monaco did more dancing and gloating early in the match than actual wrestling, which severely pissed off his teammate. During the early back-and-forth action, Daniels and Monaco butted heads but eventually their focus returned to the match. At the 5:09 mark, however, all hell broke loose. After Middleton missed a dropkick, Daniels picked him up for a Parkway Power Bomb to end the match. As he had Middleton up, Monaco smacked Daniels to tag himself in. The distraction stopped Daniels in his tracks, allowing Middleton to escape the PPB. Daniels shoved Monaco, Monaco shoved back before Monaco backed off. Daniels took his place on the apron. Seconds later, Monaco tagged out and slapped a stunned Daniels across the face. Daniels started after Monaco but was ambushed from behind by Middleton with a double knee backbreaker. Middleton hot tagged Schmeloppy, who squashed Daniels with the Greetings From Rochester for the win.
RESULT: High Fidelity def. Roxbury Express (6:10) to become new ACE Tag Team Champions
High Fidelity brought fans into the ring to celebrate the victory. A frustrated Daniels stormed back to the locker room.
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
HAMMER TIME
ACE Heavyweight Champion Benjamin Hammer leads the Sex & Violence (himself, Sheik Mohammed Hussein, Kevin Karma, Beth Steele and Michelle Marvel) faction to the sex and violence-themed pop culture-themed set with backdrop pictures featuring Marilyn Monroe, Marilyn Manson, Scarface and other memorabilia.
HAMMER: "In a few weeks, I will make my first title defense against the almighty Maelstrom. The man I schooled at Nothing Else Matters. He's not a bright fellow, just a menace. As the new FACE OF ACE, I can pretty much do what I want around here because me on camera equals ratings."
The crowd boos. Other S & V members make motions to shut them up, prompting them to boo louder. A "MA-EL-STROM! MA-EL-STROM!" chant breaks out.
HAMMER: "Chant for him all you want, he's probably at the eye doctor or sucking cock backstage with the Greenbriar Mafia. Speaking of the Mafia hicks, my boys Hussein and Karma get to face them at the PPV on June 28. As you remember, poor little Douglas Thorn was burned at the hands of Sheik. At Smoke On The Water, expect worse."
"Halo" by Machine Head begins playing, bringing out Maelstrom and the Greenbriar Mafia (Lord Michael & Douglas Thorn).
HAMMER: "Oh, look what the fuckin' cat dragged in."
Karma and Hussein get in the face of Michael and Thorn while Hammer throws the mic at Maelstrom, who catches it.
MAELSTROM: "You three. Us three. Tonight."
Maelstrom proceeds to drive the microphone into the skull of Hammer. All six men brawl until ACE Security breaks it up. Marvel and Steele are left on the set. Marvel picks up a microphone.
MARVEL: "Well, it's about time I get the stick. Last week, there was a little issue with a referee named Tiffany trying to intimidate us with a steel chair. Tiffany LaChance, get your ass out here."
Seconds later, Tiffany LaChance comes out with her own microphone.
MARVEL: "You are supposed to be an unbiased referee but last week you stuck your nose in our business."
LACHANCE: "You two are supposed to be pro wrestlers, not a gang of heathens double-teaming one person."
MARVEL: "Bitch, please. Shorti had it coming."
Marvel and Steele start toward LaChance but the ACE Female Tag Team Champions, Vicki Maxim & Krissy Karma, come out.
MAXIM: "Get your asses in the ring for your damn rematch. It's clobberin' time!"
ACE Female Tag Team Championship
2. (C) VICKI MAXIM & KRISSY KARMA vs. SEX & VIOLENCE (Beth Steele & Michelle Marvel)
TIME LIMIT: 15:00 | REFEREE: Tiffany LaChance
Both teams brawl until referee LaChance restores order, with one woman from each team in the ring. Steele overpowered Karma and made frequent tags in and out with Marvel to work over the opposition. At 3:39, Karma escaped the Say Goodnight sleeper from Marvel and made a hot tag to Maxim. Maxim came in with a missile dropkick on Marvel, chopped Steele off the apron and added a slingshot suplex to Marvel. Seconds later, Maxim had Marvel in position for the Maxim Bomb when Steele tried to sneak in a tag to Marvel that never connected. Maxim connected with the Maxim Bomb but Steele came in and interrupted a pin attempt, arguing with LaChance that she tagged in. Steele shoved LaChance, which prompted Maxim clotheslined Steele out of the ring. Karma returned and hit the Instant Karma on Marvel, who was then covered by Maxim for the win.
RESULT: Vicki Maxim & Krissy Karma def. Sex & Violence (5:18)
After the champions leave the ring, Marvel and Steele beat up LaChance which brings Shorti to the ring with a steel chair. Shorti bashes the chair against the back of Marvel and face of Steele.
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
ACE ACROSS AMERICA
From his modified office backstage, Commissioner Andrew Bootman delivers the hype.
BOOTMAN: "We are even closer to the June 28 Smoke On The Water PPV live from New York Harbor on the ACE Vessel. After the Roxbury Express basically split in two earlier in the show, Wally Daniels has requested and received a match versus Dante Monaco at the PPV. And following the despicable actions of Michelle Marvel and Beth Steele on ACE referee Tiffany LaChance, that team will not receive a shot at the ACE Female Tag Team belts for a loooong time. I have just received word that Shorti and referee Tiffany LaChance have requested a match against Steele and Marvel. I'm the Commish, so I'm gonna make it happen! Add that one to the PPV lineup as well. As you already know, the main event will pit ACE Heavyweight Champion Benjamin Hammer against Maelstrom for the belt. It should be a dandy! Later on tonight, Jonny Page will receive a rematch for the ACE Television Championship against Chad Hendrix along with a big six-man main event pitting Hammer, Kevin Karma and Sheik Mohammed Hussein of Sex & Violence against Maelstrom and the Greenbriar Mafia. Now, a serious note. Last week, Gregory Madison returned and delivered a heinous manuever to his wife after my instigating bitch of a sister presented videotape evidence of Anna Madison fellating a lucky guy in the locker room. My sister has now requested more time which I shall now oblige her..."
Kaysi Bootman enters the set and directs someone to cue up a video tape behind herself and the Commish.
KAYSI: "Brother, take a look at this..."
More video plays of Anna Madison performing oral sex on a male with his back to the camera. Kaysi freezes the tape and points to the man's black sneakers.
KAYSI: "Black sneakers. White stars. We all know who that is?" looks at Andrew "You! She was sucking your schlong! You adulterous sack of shit!"
Out of nowhere, Gregory Madison flies into the scene and dives onto Commissioner Bootman. Madison pounds him in the face several times until ACE Security breaks it up.
THE TEMPLE
Jonny Page stands from the pulpit with none of his Lost Souls in the ring.
PAGE: "Today is a different kind of Temple. My Lost Souls have been sent away for the week to a retreat where their wrestling skills will be honed. Their performance last week was an atrocity much like the lives of each and every fan here in this arena!"
The crowd boos. Suddenly, the ACETron begins showing "hidden" video of the Lost Souls workout. While Valeria, Willow, Chris Casanova and Cody Malone are out of the picture, the camera follows Misfit to a parked car where she appears to be looking for something. The camera stands still and Sarah Doom emerges out from behind. Doom heads toward Misfit and attacks her, climaxing the vent by delivering the Deep Throat Driver onto the parking lot. Doom grabs the camera and runs off.
PAGE: "Heathen! You'll pay for that, you trick!"
The crowd cheers for Doom's actions.
PAGE: "To hell with all of you! I have business to attend to. Suburban Knights, get out here. NOW!"
The Suburban Knights (Jesse Kinkade & B.T. Smooth) hit the ring to a solid reaction from the crowd.
PAGE: "My boys, Malone and Casanova, want a piece of you at the PPV! It shall be done!"
KINKADE: "Hey Jim Jones, why don't you go buzz off. We got bigger things on our mind than the Lost Souls..."
PAGE: "BIGGER? What could be bigger than the Lost Souls?"
KINKADE: "We got our eyes on the tag team titles. High Fidelity!"
At the sound of their name, High Fidelity (Schmeloppy & Marc Middleton) hit the ring.
SCHMELOPPY: "Boyzos, we got no problem defending these belts against both teams on June 28. Ya heard?"
MIDDLETON: "Yeeeeah! Smoke up the contract and let's hit it!"
KINKADE: "You guys thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?"
All four proceed to chase Page out of the ring and hurl the pulpit at him. The Knights and Hi-Fi celebrate with the fans.
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
3. COTTON CANDI vs. KAYSI BOOTMAN
TIME LIMIT: 10:00 | REFEREE: Dawson LaChance
Seconds into the match, Anna Madison hits the ring and attacks Bootman which disqualifies Candi.
RESULT: Kaysi Bootman def. Cotton Candi (0:12, DQ)
Candi exits the ring while Bootman and Madison roll around on the ground. Madison gains the advantage and throws Bootman out of the ring, prompting Gregory Madison to come out from the locker room to an ovation of boos.
GREGORY: furious "Anna, you're a fucking slut! Explain yourself!"
ANNA: in tears "I...I...don't know what to say. You were away from ACE for 30 days. I'd come from here every week and from autograph signings and hanging out with friends and you'd be sitting home passed out, drunk. I...I..."
GREGORY: sad "Don't you love me anymore?"
ANNA: "I...I...I love you..." Gregory smiles "...and him." Gregory frowns "It's so complicated. I never meant for this to happen."
Gregory throws down his mic and starts toward Anna for the second straight week. Before he can get a hold of her, Commissioner Bootman (bruised face, bloody mouth) emerges from the locker room. The crowd roars.
BOOTMAN: "Don't...you...touch her...again!"
The crowd gets on their feet.
ANNA: "D-don't come in here, Andrew. Please."
Gregory picks his mic back up.
GREGORY: "Didn't I just KILL you backstage?"
BOOTMAN: "June 28. You and me. I'll be ready."
GREGORY: "You gotta be fucking kidding me? You're a scrawny little adulterous scumbag. I'll fucking annihilate you!"
BOOTMAN: "It's on!"
Bootman and Gregory start toward one another but ACE Security gets in the middle before the two come to blows. From out of the crowd, Kaysi Bootman hits the ring and blasts a chair across the back of Anna.
KAYSI: "I want a rematch, bitch!"
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
ACE Television Championship
4. (C) CHAD HENDRIX vs. JONNY PAGE
TIME LIMIT: 10:00 | REFEREE: Stu Payne
Page attacks Hendrix before the bell to gain the advantage but Hendrix quickly rebounded and laid into Page. At 3:01, Hendrix went for a flying bodypress but Page caught the champion and power slammed him. Instead of going for a cover, Page pulled Hendrix out of the ring and hurled him into the steel guard railing. Page followed by hitting the Page Count onto the arena floor, where a pinfall could not occur. Kicking himself, Page rolled Hendrix into the ring and went for a cover but Hendrix escaped just before the 3 count. Moments later, Hendrix rebounded and had Page in a figure four leglock but Page reached the ropes. At 7:09, both men had second winds and were trading fists when the re-emergence of Long Dong Darkie at ringside caused a distraction. Both competitors stared at him. Darkie pointed at Page, prompting Page to jaw at him which allowed Hendrix to hit a back cracker on him from behind and follow up with Air Miles for the win.
RESULT: Chad Hendrix def. Jonny Page (7:50)
Darkie offered a handshake to Hendrix after the match but Hendrix declined.
[BACKSTAGE] Melissa Chase interviews the newly single, Dante Monaco.
CHASE: "Dante, what prompted your change in behavior?"
MONACO: "Babycakes, when you're this good...you don't need some stagnant tree stump tagging along, tugging at your coat strings. Dante Monaco is the 'Beloved Icon' not some tag team nobody!"
CHASE: "You and Wally held those titles for three months, an ACE record. What was so bad about being part of a team?"
MONACO: "Sugar tits, why don't you ask what's really on your mind? Why don't you ask The Dante out to dinner like you know you want to?"
Chase begins screaming as Wally Daniels assaults Monaco from behind. Both men brawl all over backstage until other competitors and ACE Security break it up.
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
AMERICAN WRESTLING IDOL
Each of the three remaining contestants (Vas Deferens, Scotty Magnum and Helix) compete in a two-minute "wrestling exhibition" with real ACE performers. Judges Melissa Chase, referee Dawson LaChance and a bruised Commissioner Bootman sat and watched before commenting after each match.
A. Vas Deferens vs. Jason Flatline
Neither man got the advantage on the other during the two-minute period. Flatline was quick but Deferens was strong.
CHASE: "Vas, you are lacking something. I just can't put my finger on it. 6/10."
LACHANCE: "On the contrary, I thought you showed Flatline who the real stud was. 7/10."
BOOTMAN: "You'll never make it unless you try harder. 5/10"
B. Scotty Magnum vs. Torch
Magnum destroyed Torch in the first minute but wore himself out, allowing Torch to bounce back and hit a few high spots before the 120 seconds were up.
CHASE: "You're a little bulky, Scotty. You on the juice? 4/10."
LACHANCE: "If you're juicing, you're losing. 3/10."
BOOTMAN: "Just being strong means not lasting long. 4/10."
C. Helix vs. Lollipop
Helix dominated Lollipop and scored a couple near falls before the time period ended. Lolli got no offense in, bringing out her tag team partner Cotton Candi to brow-beat her.
CHASE: "Amazing performance! 8/10."
LACHANCE: "A fabulous 120 seconds, you sexy masked thang! 8/10."
BOOTMAN: "Perhaps you need some tougher competition. Still, I liked what I saw. 6/10."
Bootman entered the ring and read off the results.
BOOTMAN: "The winner tonight with relative ease was Helix with 22 points, followed by Vas with 18 and Scotty with 11. That means adios for Scotty because you need more than a voice to compete in ACE. You need stamina and wrestling ability, too!"
Magnum left to a mixed reaction while Helix and Deferens hugged.
BOOTMAN: "Next week, we crown our first American Wrestling Idol!"
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
5. SEX & VIOLENCE (Benjamin Hammer, Kevin Karma & Sheik Mohammed Hussein) vs. MAELSTROM & GREENBRIAR MAFIA (Lord Michael & Douglas Thorn)
TIME LIMIT: 15:00 | REFEREE: Stu Payne
In a match that was part chaos, part insanity and part disaster, all six men brawled in and out of the ring simultaneously. Referee Payne had no chance at keeping it together but let the madness continue. Outside of the ring, Michael and Thorn sought revenge on Karma and Hussein by attempting to light them on fire with a lighter from the crowd but the attempts failed. Inside of the ring, Maelstrom punished Hammer with painful offense. At 6:00, all six men were once again in the ring at the same time. Maelstrom went for a splash in the corner on Hammer but the champion moved and Maelstrom went flying over the top rope out of the ring. This allowed S & V to triple-team the Mafia. Hammer hit the Hammer Throw on Thorn and scored the pinfall.
RESULT: Sex & Violence def. Maelstrom & Greenbriar Mafia (6:50)
After the bell, the men of Sex & Violence posed but were quickly assaulted by the opposition once again. All six men brawled to the locker room.
RESULTS RECAP
1. ACE Tag Team Championship - High Fidelity (Schmeloppy & Marc Middleton) def. (C) Roxbury Express (Wally Daniels & Dante Monaco) [6:10]
2. ACE Female Tag Team Championship - (C) Vicki Maxim & Krissy Karma def. Sex & Violence (Beth Steele & Michelle Marvel) [5:18]
3. Kaysi Bootman def. Cotton Candi [0:12, DQ]
4. ACE Television Championship - (C) Chad Hendrix def. Jonny Page [7:50]
5. Sex & Violence (Benjamin Hammer, Kevin Karma & Sheik Mohammed Hussein) def. Maelstrom & Greenbriar Mafia (Lord Michael & Douglas Thorn) [6:50]
ROLL CALL OF CHAMPIONS
ACE Heavyweight Champion: Benjamin Hammer [10 Days]
ACE Tag Team Champions: High Fidelity (Schmeloppy & Marc Middleton) [New!]
ACE Television Champion: Chad Hendrix [28 Days]
ACE Female Champion: Anna Madison [66 Days]
ACE Female Tag Team Champions: Vicki Maxim & Krissy Karma [38 Days]
NEXT PPV:
SMOKE ON THE WATER
June 28, 2009
ACE Vessel, New York Harbor
New York, NY
Sex & Violence (Michelle Marvel & Beth Steele) vs. Shorti & Tiffany LaChance
ACE Tag Team Championship Elimination Match
(C) High Fidelity (Schmeloppy & Marc Middleton) vs. Suburban Knights (B.T. Smooth & Jesse Kinkade) vs. Lost Souls (Chris Casanova & Cody Malone)
Sarah Doom vs. Misfit
Gregory Madison vs. Commissioner Bootman
Greenbriar Mafia (Lord Michael & Douglas Thorn) vs. Sex & Violence (Kevin Karma & Sheik Mohammed Hussein)
Dante Monaco vs. Wally Daniels
ACE Heavyweight Championship Match
(C) Benjamin Hammer vs. Maelstrom
HEAT OF THE MOMENT TV #18
LIVE! from the ACE Arena
Aceland, OH
June 10, 2009
Intro Music: "Heat Of The Moment" by Asia
[BACKSTAGE] Melissa Chase interviews the Roxbury Express (Dante Monaco, who is wearing shades and sequin pants, and Wally Daniels). Daniels stares awkwardly at Monaco.
CHASE: "Dante, last week you basically screwed your partner out of a win in your one-on-one match. How do you expect to defend the tag team belts tonight?"
MONACO: pushes sunglasses down his nose a bit "Sweetheart, I'm the 'Beloved Icon' and I don't really have to answer your shady questions. But I will. See, Wals and I have been tight for the last decade and he knows the score. He knew I was the better man, which is why he manipulated the finish of last week's match the way he di-"
DANIELS: interrupts "Dude, what in the fuck are you talking about? Look at yourself. You're dressed as if you were one of Elton John's houseboys. I didn't manipulate anything! You stuck your hand out and we were supposed to have a draw. I shoulda learned my lesson when you stole my girlfriend a few years back. Never trust anybody..."
Daniels walks away.
MONACO: "He's just tiltin', Melissa. Tonight, we're going to continue our record-breaking title reign against the potheads. Tonight, the Roxbury Express rides again!"
ACE Tag Team Championship Match
1. (C) ROXBURY EXPRESS (Dante Monaco & Wally Daniels) vs. HIGH FIDELITY (Schmeloppy & Marc Middleton)
TIME LIMIT: 20:00 | REFEREE: Dawson LaChance
Monaco did more dancing and gloating early in the match than actual wrestling, which severely pissed off his teammate. During the early back-and-forth action, Daniels and Monaco butted heads but eventually their focus returned to the match. At the 5:09 mark, however, all hell broke loose. After Middleton missed a dropkick, Daniels picked him up for a Parkway Power Bomb to end the match. As he had Middleton up, Monaco smacked Daniels to tag himself in. The distraction stopped Daniels in his tracks, allowing Middleton to escape the PPB. Daniels shoved Monaco, Monaco shoved back before Monaco backed off. Daniels took his place on the apron. Seconds later, Monaco tagged out and slapped a stunned Daniels across the face. Daniels started after Monaco but was ambushed from behind by Middleton with a double knee backbreaker. Middleton hot tagged Schmeloppy, who squashed Daniels with the Greetings From Rochester for the win.
RESULT: High Fidelity def. Roxbury Express (6:10) to become new ACE Tag Team Champions
High Fidelity brought fans into the ring to celebrate the victory. A frustrated Daniels stormed back to the locker room.
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
HAMMER TIME
ACE Heavyweight Champion Benjamin Hammer leads the Sex & Violence (himself, Sheik Mohammed Hussein, Kevin Karma, Beth Steele and Michelle Marvel) faction to the sex and violence-themed pop culture-themed set with backdrop pictures featuring Marilyn Monroe, Marilyn Manson, Scarface and other memorabilia.
HAMMER: "In a few weeks, I will make my first title defense against the almighty Maelstrom. The man I schooled at Nothing Else Matters. He's not a bright fellow, just a menace. As the new FACE OF ACE, I can pretty much do what I want around here because me on camera equals ratings."
The crowd boos. Other S & V members make motions to shut them up, prompting them to boo louder. A "MA-EL-STROM! MA-EL-STROM!" chant breaks out.
HAMMER: "Chant for him all you want, he's probably at the eye doctor or sucking cock backstage with the Greenbriar Mafia. Speaking of the Mafia hicks, my boys Hussein and Karma get to face them at the PPV on June 28. As you remember, poor little Douglas Thorn was burned at the hands of Sheik. At Smoke On The Water, expect worse."
"Halo" by Machine Head begins playing, bringing out Maelstrom and the Greenbriar Mafia (Lord Michael & Douglas Thorn).
HAMMER: "Oh, look what the fuckin' cat dragged in."
Karma and Hussein get in the face of Michael and Thorn while Hammer throws the mic at Maelstrom, who catches it.
MAELSTROM: "You three. Us three. Tonight."
Maelstrom proceeds to drive the microphone into the skull of Hammer. All six men brawl until ACE Security breaks it up. Marvel and Steele are left on the set. Marvel picks up a microphone.
MARVEL: "Well, it's about time I get the stick. Last week, there was a little issue with a referee named Tiffany trying to intimidate us with a steel chair. Tiffany LaChance, get your ass out here."
Seconds later, Tiffany LaChance comes out with her own microphone.
MARVEL: "You are supposed to be an unbiased referee but last week you stuck your nose in our business."
LACHANCE: "You two are supposed to be pro wrestlers, not a gang of heathens double-teaming one person."
MARVEL: "Bitch, please. Shorti had it coming."
Marvel and Steele start toward LaChance but the ACE Female Tag Team Champions, Vicki Maxim & Krissy Karma, come out.
MAXIM: "Get your asses in the ring for your damn rematch. It's clobberin' time!"
ACE Female Tag Team Championship
2. (C) VICKI MAXIM & KRISSY KARMA vs. SEX & VIOLENCE (Beth Steele & Michelle Marvel)
TIME LIMIT: 15:00 | REFEREE: Tiffany LaChance
Both teams brawl until referee LaChance restores order, with one woman from each team in the ring. Steele overpowered Karma and made frequent tags in and out with Marvel to work over the opposition. At 3:39, Karma escaped the Say Goodnight sleeper from Marvel and made a hot tag to Maxim. Maxim came in with a missile dropkick on Marvel, chopped Steele off the apron and added a slingshot suplex to Marvel. Seconds later, Maxim had Marvel in position for the Maxim Bomb when Steele tried to sneak in a tag to Marvel that never connected. Maxim connected with the Maxim Bomb but Steele came in and interrupted a pin attempt, arguing with LaChance that she tagged in. Steele shoved LaChance, which prompted Maxim clotheslined Steele out of the ring. Karma returned and hit the Instant Karma on Marvel, who was then covered by Maxim for the win.
RESULT: Vicki Maxim & Krissy Karma def. Sex & Violence (5:18)
After the champions leave the ring, Marvel and Steele beat up LaChance which brings Shorti to the ring with a steel chair. Shorti bashes the chair against the back of Marvel and face of Steele.
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
ACE ACROSS AMERICA
From his modified office backstage, Commissioner Andrew Bootman delivers the hype.
BOOTMAN: "We are even closer to the June 28 Smoke On The Water PPV live from New York Harbor on the ACE Vessel. After the Roxbury Express basically split in two earlier in the show, Wally Daniels has requested and received a match versus Dante Monaco at the PPV. And following the despicable actions of Michelle Marvel and Beth Steele on ACE referee Tiffany LaChance, that team will not receive a shot at the ACE Female Tag Team belts for a loooong time. I have just received word that Shorti and referee Tiffany LaChance have requested a match against Steele and Marvel. I'm the Commish, so I'm gonna make it happen! Add that one to the PPV lineup as well. As you already know, the main event will pit ACE Heavyweight Champion Benjamin Hammer against Maelstrom for the belt. It should be a dandy! Later on tonight, Jonny Page will receive a rematch for the ACE Television Championship against Chad Hendrix along with a big six-man main event pitting Hammer, Kevin Karma and Sheik Mohammed Hussein of Sex & Violence against Maelstrom and the Greenbriar Mafia. Now, a serious note. Last week, Gregory Madison returned and delivered a heinous manuever to his wife after my instigating bitch of a sister presented videotape evidence of Anna Madison fellating a lucky guy in the locker room. My sister has now requested more time which I shall now oblige her..."
Kaysi Bootman enters the set and directs someone to cue up a video tape behind herself and the Commish.
KAYSI: "Brother, take a look at this..."
More video plays of Anna Madison performing oral sex on a male with his back to the camera. Kaysi freezes the tape and points to the man's black sneakers.
KAYSI: "Black sneakers. White stars. We all know who that is?" looks at Andrew "You! She was sucking your schlong! You adulterous sack of shit!"
Out of nowhere, Gregory Madison flies into the scene and dives onto Commissioner Bootman. Madison pounds him in the face several times until ACE Security breaks it up.
THE TEMPLE
Jonny Page stands from the pulpit with none of his Lost Souls in the ring.
PAGE: "Today is a different kind of Temple. My Lost Souls have been sent away for the week to a retreat where their wrestling skills will be honed. Their performance last week was an atrocity much like the lives of each and every fan here in this arena!"
The crowd boos. Suddenly, the ACETron begins showing "hidden" video of the Lost Souls workout. While Valeria, Willow, Chris Casanova and Cody Malone are out of the picture, the camera follows Misfit to a parked car where she appears to be looking for something. The camera stands still and Sarah Doom emerges out from behind. Doom heads toward Misfit and attacks her, climaxing the vent by delivering the Deep Throat Driver onto the parking lot. Doom grabs the camera and runs off.
PAGE: "Heathen! You'll pay for that, you trick!"
The crowd cheers for Doom's actions.
PAGE: "To hell with all of you! I have business to attend to. Suburban Knights, get out here. NOW!"
The Suburban Knights (Jesse Kinkade & B.T. Smooth) hit the ring to a solid reaction from the crowd.
PAGE: "My boys, Malone and Casanova, want a piece of you at the PPV! It shall be done!"
KINKADE: "Hey Jim Jones, why don't you go buzz off. We got bigger things on our mind than the Lost Souls..."
PAGE: "BIGGER? What could be bigger than the Lost Souls?"
KINKADE: "We got our eyes on the tag team titles. High Fidelity!"
At the sound of their name, High Fidelity (Schmeloppy & Marc Middleton) hit the ring.
SCHMELOPPY: "Boyzos, we got no problem defending these belts against both teams on June 28. Ya heard?"
MIDDLETON: "Yeeeeah! Smoke up the contract and let's hit it!"
KINKADE: "You guys thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?"
All four proceed to chase Page out of the ring and hurl the pulpit at him. The Knights and Hi-Fi celebrate with the fans.
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
3. COTTON CANDI vs. KAYSI BOOTMAN
TIME LIMIT: 10:00 | REFEREE: Dawson LaChance
Seconds into the match, Anna Madison hits the ring and attacks Bootman which disqualifies Candi.
RESULT: Kaysi Bootman def. Cotton Candi (0:12, DQ)
Candi exits the ring while Bootman and Madison roll around on the ground. Madison gains the advantage and throws Bootman out of the ring, prompting Gregory Madison to come out from the locker room to an ovation of boos.
GREGORY: furious "Anna, you're a fucking slut! Explain yourself!"
ANNA: in tears "I...I...don't know what to say. You were away from ACE for 30 days. I'd come from here every week and from autograph signings and hanging out with friends and you'd be sitting home passed out, drunk. I...I..."
GREGORY: sad "Don't you love me anymore?"
ANNA: "I...I...I love you..." Gregory smiles "...and him." Gregory frowns "It's so complicated. I never meant for this to happen."
Gregory throws down his mic and starts toward Anna for the second straight week. Before he can get a hold of her, Commissioner Bootman (bruised face, bloody mouth) emerges from the locker room. The crowd roars.
BOOTMAN: "Don't...you...touch her...again!"
The crowd gets on their feet.
ANNA: "D-don't come in here, Andrew. Please."
Gregory picks his mic back up.
GREGORY: "Didn't I just KILL you backstage?"
BOOTMAN: "June 28. You and me. I'll be ready."
GREGORY: "You gotta be fucking kidding me? You're a scrawny little adulterous scumbag. I'll fucking annihilate you!"
BOOTMAN: "It's on!"
Bootman and Gregory start toward one another but ACE Security gets in the middle before the two come to blows. From out of the crowd, Kaysi Bootman hits the ring and blasts a chair across the back of Anna.
KAYSI: "I want a rematch, bitch!"
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
ACE Television Championship
4. (C) CHAD HENDRIX vs. JONNY PAGE
TIME LIMIT: 10:00 | REFEREE: Stu Payne
Page attacks Hendrix before the bell to gain the advantage but Hendrix quickly rebounded and laid into Page. At 3:01, Hendrix went for a flying bodypress but Page caught the champion and power slammed him. Instead of going for a cover, Page pulled Hendrix out of the ring and hurled him into the steel guard railing. Page followed by hitting the Page Count onto the arena floor, where a pinfall could not occur. Kicking himself, Page rolled Hendrix into the ring and went for a cover but Hendrix escaped just before the 3 count. Moments later, Hendrix rebounded and had Page in a figure four leglock but Page reached the ropes. At 7:09, both men had second winds and were trading fists when the re-emergence of Long Dong Darkie at ringside caused a distraction. Both competitors stared at him. Darkie pointed at Page, prompting Page to jaw at him which allowed Hendrix to hit a back cracker on him from behind and follow up with Air Miles for the win.
RESULT: Chad Hendrix def. Jonny Page (7:50)
Darkie offered a handshake to Hendrix after the match but Hendrix declined.
[BACKSTAGE] Melissa Chase interviews the newly single, Dante Monaco.
CHASE: "Dante, what prompted your change in behavior?"
MONACO: "Babycakes, when you're this good...you don't need some stagnant tree stump tagging along, tugging at your coat strings. Dante Monaco is the 'Beloved Icon' not some tag team nobody!"
CHASE: "You and Wally held those titles for three months, an ACE record. What was so bad about being part of a team?"
MONACO: "Sugar tits, why don't you ask what's really on your mind? Why don't you ask The Dante out to dinner like you know you want to?"
Chase begins screaming as Wally Daniels assaults Monaco from behind. Both men brawl all over backstage until other competitors and ACE Security break it up.
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
AMERICAN WRESTLING IDOL
Each of the three remaining contestants (Vas Deferens, Scotty Magnum and Helix) compete in a two-minute "wrestling exhibition" with real ACE performers. Judges Melissa Chase, referee Dawson LaChance and a bruised Commissioner Bootman sat and watched before commenting after each match.
A. Vas Deferens vs. Jason Flatline
Neither man got the advantage on the other during the two-minute period. Flatline was quick but Deferens was strong.
CHASE: "Vas, you are lacking something. I just can't put my finger on it. 6/10."
LACHANCE: "On the contrary, I thought you showed Flatline who the real stud was. 7/10."
BOOTMAN: "You'll never make it unless you try harder. 5/10"
B. Scotty Magnum vs. Torch
Magnum destroyed Torch in the first minute but wore himself out, allowing Torch to bounce back and hit a few high spots before the 120 seconds were up.
CHASE: "You're a little bulky, Scotty. You on the juice? 4/10."
LACHANCE: "If you're juicing, you're losing. 3/10."
BOOTMAN: "Just being strong means not lasting long. 4/10."
C. Helix vs. Lollipop
Helix dominated Lollipop and scored a couple near falls before the time period ended. Lolli got no offense in, bringing out her tag team partner Cotton Candi to brow-beat her.
CHASE: "Amazing performance! 8/10."
LACHANCE: "A fabulous 120 seconds, you sexy masked thang! 8/10."
BOOTMAN: "Perhaps you need some tougher competition. Still, I liked what I saw. 6/10."
Bootman entered the ring and read off the results.
BOOTMAN: "The winner tonight with relative ease was Helix with 22 points, followed by Vas with 18 and Scotty with 11. That means adios for Scotty because you need more than a voice to compete in ACE. You need stamina and wrestling ability, too!"
Magnum left to a mixed reaction while Helix and Deferens hugged.
BOOTMAN: "Next week, we crown our first American Wrestling Idol!"
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
5. SEX & VIOLENCE (Benjamin Hammer, Kevin Karma & Sheik Mohammed Hussein) vs. MAELSTROM & GREENBRIAR MAFIA (Lord Michael & Douglas Thorn)
TIME LIMIT: 15:00 | REFEREE: Stu Payne
In a match that was part chaos, part insanity and part disaster, all six men brawled in and out of the ring simultaneously. Referee Payne had no chance at keeping it together but let the madness continue. Outside of the ring, Michael and Thorn sought revenge on Karma and Hussein by attempting to light them on fire with a lighter from the crowd but the attempts failed. Inside of the ring, Maelstrom punished Hammer with painful offense. At 6:00, all six men were once again in the ring at the same time. Maelstrom went for a splash in the corner on Hammer but the champion moved and Maelstrom went flying over the top rope out of the ring. This allowed S & V to triple-team the Mafia. Hammer hit the Hammer Throw on Thorn and scored the pinfall.
RESULT: Sex & Violence def. Maelstrom & Greenbriar Mafia (6:50)
After the bell, the men of Sex & Violence posed but were quickly assaulted by the opposition once again. All six men brawled to the locker room.
RESULTS RECAP
1. ACE Tag Team Championship - High Fidelity (Schmeloppy & Marc Middleton) def. (C) Roxbury Express (Wally Daniels & Dante Monaco) [6:10]
2. ACE Female Tag Team Championship - (C) Vicki Maxim & Krissy Karma def. Sex & Violence (Beth Steele & Michelle Marvel) [5:18]
3. Kaysi Bootman def. Cotton Candi [0:12, DQ]
4. ACE Television Championship - (C) Chad Hendrix def. Jonny Page [7:50]
5. Sex & Violence (Benjamin Hammer, Kevin Karma & Sheik Mohammed Hussein) def. Maelstrom & Greenbriar Mafia (Lord Michael & Douglas Thorn) [6:50]
ROLL CALL OF CHAMPIONS
ACE Heavyweight Champion: Benjamin Hammer [10 Days]
ACE Tag Team Champions: High Fidelity (Schmeloppy & Marc Middleton) [New!]
ACE Television Champion: Chad Hendrix [28 Days]
ACE Female Champion: Anna Madison [66 Days]
ACE Female Tag Team Champions: Vicki Maxim & Krissy Karma [38 Days]
NEXT PPV:
SMOKE ON THE WATER
June 28, 2009
ACE Vessel, New York Harbor
New York, NY
Sex & Violence (Michelle Marvel & Beth Steele) vs. Shorti & Tiffany LaChance
ACE Tag Team Championship Elimination Match
(C) High Fidelity (Schmeloppy & Marc Middleton) vs. Suburban Knights (B.T. Smooth & Jesse Kinkade) vs. Lost Souls (Chris Casanova & Cody Malone)
Sarah Doom vs. Misfit
Gregory Madison vs. Commissioner Bootman
Greenbriar Mafia (Lord Michael & Douglas Thorn) vs. Sex & Violence (Kevin Karma & Sheik Mohammed Hussein)
Dante Monaco vs. Wally Daniels
ACE Heavyweight Championship Match
(C) Benjamin Hammer vs. Maelstrom
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
HEAT OF THE MOMENT TV #17
ACE / American Championship Entertainment presents
HEAT OF THE MOMENT TV #17
LIVE! from the ACE Arena
Aceland, OH
June 3, 2009
Intro Music: "Heat Of The Moment" by Asia
HAMMER TIME
"Sex & Violence" by Stone Temple Pilots opens the show as new ACE Heavyweight Champion Benjamin Hammer comes to the Hammer Time set wearing a new black suit. The rest of the Sex & Violence faction (Sheik Mohammed Hussein, Kevin Karma, Michelle Marvel and Beth Steele) follow, also dressed up. The crowd boos as Hammer grabs a microphone off the couch and speaks while the rest of S & V take a seat behind him.
HAMMER: smiling uncontrollably "Whether you love me, hate me, wanna kill me, wanna date me...I'm Benjamin Hammer, your new Heavyweight Champion...AND THE NEW...FACE...OF ACE!" loud boos from the crowd "I have decided that tonight will be a special night dedicated to Sex & Violence! Due to their awesomeness last night at Nothing Else Matters, Sheik Hussein and Kevin Karma will participate in a #1 Contender match for the ACE Tag Team Championship tonight against the stoners known as High Fidelity. After they win that match, they're taking the straps from the Roxbury Express a.k.a. two of the choads I beat Sunday night in the Golden Ticket Ladder Match. Not all is well with Sex & Violence, however. I must address the teeny tiny little slut, Shorti, who basically stole the Female Tag Team Championship from Beth and Michelle last night."
The crowd cheers as Shorti comes out of the locker room with a smile.
SHORTI: "Calm down, monkey tool boy. I got some more news for you. Remember that night you 'welcomed' me to Sex & Violence a couple months back? You know...when you took me to your locker room, threw me on a bench and proceeded to prematurely ejaculate all over me?"
The crowd chuckled.
HAMMER: "Get to the point..."
SHORTI: "Oh, I'll get right to the point. Congratulations, you're a daddy!"
The crowd went nuts. Hammer threw the microphone down and Marvel went after Shorti, dropping her to the mat with a Thesz Press. Steele held Shorti while Marvel slapped the face of Shorti until ACE Female Tag Team Champions Vicki Maxim and Krissy Karma hit the ring and made the save. Hussein and Kevin Karma threatened Maxim and Krissy, bringing out the Greenbriar Mafia (Lord Michael and a taped-faced Douglas Thorn). Michael spoke.
MICHAEL: "Right now, I should-"
HAMMER: interrupting "I should be suing you for pulling out a shotgun on Sunday night!"
MICHAEL: smiling "Nevertheless, right now I should be physically harming all of you for what you did to Douglas and how you ruined my shot at the Golden Ticket. However, what you did was all fine by the legal lack of rules during that and other matches. I did some talking of my own to the front office and there will be a third team entered in that #1 Contender match tonight - the Greenbriar Mafia. Oh yeah, that match begins...NOW!"
Thorn and Michael throw punches at Hussein and Karma. High Fidelity (Schmeloppy and Marc Middleton) hit the ring. Hammer, and all the females scatter.
ACE Tag Team Championship #1 Contender Elimination Match
1. HIGH FIDELITY (Schmeloppy & Marc Middleton) vs. GREENBRIAR MAFIA (Lord Michael & Douglas Thorn vs. SEX & VIOLENCE (Sheik Mohammed Hussein & Kevin Karma) w/Benjamin Hammer
TIME LIMIT: 10:00 | REFEREE: Dawson LaChance
After the Mafia and S & V were separated, the match began with one man from each team in the ring. After a couple stagnant moments were no one got anything accomplished, Hussein (legal man) ripped off the bandages from the burned face of Thorn (legal man) which brought Michael into the ring to assist his partner. Karma entered the ring and both teams ended up fighting like cats and dogs while Schmeloppy and Middleton watched. Eventually, both teams were disqualified which gave the win to High Fidelity.
RESULT: High Fidelity def. Greenbriar Mafia and Sex & Violence (3:41)
Following the bell, Hammer entered the ring with a kendo stick and started using it on the Mafia and High Fidelity until the lights went out momentarily. When they returned, the ring was clear of everyone except Hammer and former ACE Heavyweight Champion, Maelstrom. The crowd blew their lid. Maelstrom stole the kendo stick from Hammer and began choking him with it until Hammer was able to escape and flee the ring. Maelstrom pointed at him.
[LOCKER ROOM: Roxbury Express] ACE Tag Team Champions Dante Monaco & Wally Daniels discuss business.
MONACO: "Well, we've been champions for almost three months now but we couldn't get the job done last night in the Golden Ticket match."
DANIELS: "We sure did beat the shit out of each other, though."
The two are suddenly interrupted by the new #1 Contenders, High Fidelity (Schmeloppy & Marc Middleton).
SCHMELOPPY: "Holla, holla...dolla, dolla...we're comin' for your titles next week and ain't shit you can do 'bout that!"
MIDDLETON: "Word!"
Daniels chases them out of the room.
MONACO: "Those guys are nuts."
DANIELS: "Nuts that we're gonna crack next week."
MONACO: "Dude, you need to calm down. Legit. You take things way too seriously."
Daniels gets in the face of Monaco.
DANIELS: "Excuse me? What are you here for? An Ice cream social? We're champions. Start acting like it."
MONACO: "Okay, dad."
Daniels shoves Monaco. Monaco shoves back. Before the two come to blows, cooler heads prevail.
DANIELS: "You wanna be a tough guy. Meet me in the fuckin' ring."
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
ACE ACROSS AMERICA
From his modified backstage office, Commissioner Andrew Bootman hypes ACE Wrestling.
BOOTMAN: "We are three days removed from one of the most hellacious nights in ACE history. A night that changed the face of ACE forever. Literally. Benjamin Hammer walked out of Nothing Else Matters as the new ACE Heavyweight Champion and has already received his first challenge...from the man he cleverly won the belt from...Maelstrom! I have signed this as the first match for the next PPV which will take place on June 28 on the ACE Vessel in New York Harbor at Smoke On The Water. That's right, folks. This show will take place on the front deck of an enormous cruise ship. Another match has also been signed between two tag teams that despise one another, the Greenbriar Mafia and the Sex & Violence duo of Sheik Mohammed Hussein & Kevin Karma. Another interesting thing happened after the PPV this past Sunday. After two disappointing losses, manager Johnny Chise dissolved The Dynasty. With me now from the locker room are former members Jason Flatline and Torch to let us know exactly what happened."
Melissa Chase is standing with Flatline and Torch backstage.
CHASE: "Boys, what happened to The Dynasty?"
Torch puts his hand in front of Flatline, emphasizing he will do the speaking.
TORCH: "Well, ya see...Johnny realized what a horrible manager he was and basically gave up on life. He, Kid Hideous and Chucky Piasio are...gone. Outta here. We are all much better without them. Johnny only brought us down. Take this guy for instance..." points at Flatline "I don't think he ever won a match in his life under Johnny Chise!"
FLATLINE: "Pardon?"
TORCH: "You heard me, reject. You haven't done a damn thing. Unlike my luscious self who has received many a title shot."
FLATLINE: "And lost many.."
TORCH: "You tryin' to say something, boy?"
FLATLINE: "I'm not your boy. You wanna see how fast I beat you in the ring tonight?"
TORCH: scoffing "You want a match with me? You stupid son of a bitch. I'll see you in the ring."
Flatline smiles. Chase sends it back to Bootman.
BOOTMAN: "Well then. That match between former partners and a match between current partners, Wally Daniels and Dante Monaco, will both take place later tonight. In other bouts tonight, Chad Hendrix will defend the ACE Television Championship against the controversial Johnny Page and it looks like Shorti will battle Michelle Marvel in her first match back since having a child. And don't forget...tonight...the debut of American Wrestling Idol where four participants vie for a job in ACE Wrestling. These four men and women have trained for the last week with various members of the ACE roster. Tonight, they make their on-screen debut."
2. WALLY DANIELS vs. DANTE MONACO
TIME LIMIT: 10:00 | REFEREE: Stu Payne
Both men shook hands before locking up. Daniels overpowered Monaco early on but the speed of Monaco wore down Daniels. After a few minutes of stalemate action, Monaco offered Daniels a handshake and said they should call the match off. Daniels shrugged his shoulders, shook the hand of Monaco and asked the referee to call for the bell. As Daniels was speaking to referee Payne, Monaco kneed his partner from behind and dropped him to the mat with a reverse DDT. Monaco followed with The Inferno and picked up the win.
RESULTS: Dante Monaco def. Wally Daniels (5:00)
Monaco was showered with boos from the fans. This did not stop Monaco from showing off, posing and proclaiming himself "The Beloved Icon."
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
THE TEMPLE
Jonny Page stands at the pulpit inside the ring while the Lost Souls (Chris Casanova, Pauly McQueen, Cody Malone, Willow, Valeria & Misfit) kneel in front of him.
PAGE: "Brothers and sisters, many of our fellow competitors consider this home. The ACE Arena." crowd cheers "I see things differently. You see, shortly after that blessed day in September of 2001.." boos from the crowd "..an envelope containing traces of anthrax was sent to a home very close to this arena. It failed to have its intended effect, however. Tonight, my intentions will be followed through and I will become your new ACE Television Champion. Before that, however, we must make a sacrifice. One of you kneeling before me is no longer of use. Brother McQueen..."
McQueen stands up and appears dumbfounded.
PAGE: "...Brother McQueen, your homosexual activity has given us a black eye. We are Lost Souls but we are not cocksucking heathens. Your time is done."
Malone and Casanova proceed to beat up McQueen and send him over the top rope and out of the ring.
PAGE: "You'll never work again, McQueen."
As McQueen is escorted to the back by ACE Security, Sarah Doom and the Suburban Knights (Jesse Kinkade and B.T. Smooth) hit the ring. Doom starts to say something in the microphone but instead, drops it, and charges after Misfit. Valeria and Willow attempt to break it up but Doom goes after them as well. Sweet Tooth Inc. (Cotton Candi and Lollipop) join in as well. In the meantime, the Knights go after Malone and Casanova. Page exits the ring quietly, attempting to avoid any confrontation but TV Champion, Chad Hendrix, comes at him from behind with a belt shot. The crowd turns into a frenzy of excitement while Commissioner Bootman and ACE Security separate the sides and makes matches for later: Sarah Doom & Sweet Tooth Inc. vs. the Lost Souls females and Suburban Knights vs. Lost Souls males minus Jonny Page who will challenge Chad Hendrix for his Television Championship.
3. LOST SOULS (Chris Casanova & Cody Malone) w/Jonny Page vs. SUBURBAN KNIGHTS (Jesse Kinkade & B.T. Smooth)
TIME LIMIT: 10:00 | REFEREE: Stu Payne
Kinkade and Smooth went right at Malone, tagging in and out to seek revenge on their former friend. Malone sheepishly tagged out to Casanova, who cockily strutted into the ring and attempted to intimidate the Knights but failed miserably. Kinkade and Smooth dominated the match and pinned Casanova after the Dazed & Confused tag team finisher.
RESULT: Suburban Knights def. Lost Souls (4:12)
Page pulled Casanova and Malone out of the ring afterward and delivered a series of expletives. The "cool" Knights stayed at ringside for a short time to sign autographs for fans.
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
4. SWEET TOOTH INC. (Cotton Candi & Lollipop) & SARAH DOOM vs. LOST SOULS (Misfit, Willow & Valeria) w/Jonny Page
TIME LIMIT: 10:00 | REFEREE: Tiffany LaChance
Doom wrestled nearly the whole match herself, taking out her aggression on all three Souls females. Misfit ducked out of the action for the most part. Doom pinned Valeria after a pair of Deep Throat Drivers.
RESULT: Sweet Tooth Inc. & Sarah Doom def. Lost Souls (3:59)
After the match, Doom grabbed a mic.
DOOM: "Misfit a.k.a. MISTY, you and me at the PPV. You can't duck me forever, bitch."
Page grabs a mic of his own.
PAGE: "Consider it done. Misfit and my other Souls will be taking some time off to better themselves from their pitiful performances tonight."
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
AMERICAN WRESTLING IDOL
JUDGES: Commissioner Bootman, Referee Dawson LaChance, Interviewer Melissa Chase
Commissioner Bootman introduces the segment.
BOOTMAN: "Welcome to the first installment of American Wrestling Idol where four contestants will compete over the next four weeks for a five-year contract in ACE worth $5 million. These competitors were selected from over 572,000 entries on our website. Let's meet the four finalists. From Cinnamon Lake, Ohio, here is L.O. Elle!"
A short dirty blonde female wearing blue jeans, black boots and a white tube top walks to the ring. She brushes off high fives from the fans, not wanting to grease up her anatomy with their filth.
BOOTMAN: "From Parts Unknown, Helix!"
A masked female wearing a black bodysuit with black boots and flowing, blonde hair out of a black mask runs to the ring.
BOOTMAN: "From Tijuana, Vas Deferens!"
A Latino male with black hair and a black goatee, wearing red pants and white boots jogs to the ring.
BOOTMAN: "And finally...from the mean streets of Chicago, here is Scotty Magnum!"
A tall man with a black mohawk, black swoosh pants and black boots walks to the ring with the others.
BOOTMAN: points to a ringside table "And now our judges. Aside from myself, we have backstage interviewer Melissa Chase and referee Dawson LaChance!"
After polite applause from fans, Bootman explains the rules.
BOOTMAN: "Each week, the participants will compete in some type of event. At the end of each performance, the judges will rate the participants. Each week, the lowest score is eliminated. After tonight, we will be down to 3. Next week, we will be down to 2. And at the end of week 3, we are down to 1. Tonight, each of you will cut a QUICK promo on what you would bring to ACE Wrestling."
Bootman takes a seat at ringside and the performers begin.
L.O. ELLE: messing with her hair "Not only can I, like, wrestle...I'm the sexiest thing in the wrestling business." struts around the ring to a mixed reaction "You know, it you love it. You love me. I'm what the men wanna love and the women wanna shove. There's nothing to laugh at here with L.O. Elle!"
Elle receives mostly boos as the judges speak.
CHASE: "You're very beautiful but didn't convince me. I give you a 5/10."
LACHANCE: "Agreed. You're pretty but I'm not buying what you're selling. I give you a 4/10."
BOOTMAN: in his best British accent "Pitiful. Absolutely dreadful. No grace. You'll be lucky to make it past round one. I give you 2/10."
Elle nearly tears up, drops the mic and pouts in the corner of the ring. Helix picks up the mic and takes her turn.
HELIX: "A great man once said 'In the darkest hole, you'd be well advised not to plan my funeral before the body dies!' Well whatever I do here in ACE, I'm gonna die trying!" minor cheer from the crowd "I don't just believe I can fly. I can. I will. I will light up this ring and ROCK. YOUR. WORLD!"
The crowd gives a positive reaction and the judges comment.
CHASE: "Impressive. We'd all love to see your face but respect your mask. Good effort. 6/10."
LACHANCE: "I'd like to see you fly, so I'm gonna give you a positive vote as well in hopes that you move on. 6/10."
BOOTMAN: continuing the British accent gimmick "Kudos to the Alice In Chains reference but it was still missing anything unique. Carry on. 4/10."
Helix hands the mic to Vas Deferens.
VAS DEFERENS: "Me llamo Vas. Si. Si." instant boos from the crowd "Wasn't that what you wanted? The stereotypical Mexican promo, huh? Well here's a big FUCK YOU to the ACE Wrestling. I know why I made the finals. You needed a minority figure. Look around, it's a great big white fuckin' world. I'm here to change that whether you like it or not. VAS D WILL RISE!"
Deferens throws down the mic and the judges speak again.
CHASE: "Well I coulda done without that nasty language, mister! Other than that, you sure got your point across. 7/10."
LACHANCE: "I dig. 7/10."
BOOTMAN: normal voice "You wanna try and get yourself over by doing a shoot promo on ACE Wrestling? Good for you. Not very original but better than I thought it would be. 6/10."
Magnum picks up the mic.
MAGNUM: animated, moving "WHEN PEOPLE LOOK AT SCOTTY MAGNUM, THEY SEE A MOHAWK AND A FIT PHYSIQUE. WHEN I LOOK IN THE MIRROR, I SEE THE MOST DANGEROUS MAN ON THE PLANET! I SEE THE NEXT ACE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION. I'M SCOTTY MAGNUM AND AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED, EVERYONE IN MY PATH IS THREE SECONDS AWAY FROM THE END OF YOUR LIFE!"
Magnum drops the mic.
CHASE: "You scare me. In a good way. 7/10."
LACHANCE: "You might be a nutcase, son, but you'll make big bucks some day. Hopefully, here in ACE. 8/10."
BOOTMAN: back to the British accent "I fear you may be three seconds away from a homicide arrest but I digress. 6/10."
Bootman steps into the ring and provides the results.
BOOTMAN: "The high scorer tonight is Scotty Magnum with 21 points, followed by Vas Deferens with 20 points, Helix with 16 points and L.O. Elle with 11 points. Sadly, that means L.O. Elle you will not win a five-year, $5 million contract with ACE Wrestling. Goodbye."
Elle gives double middle fingers to Bootman and the crowd, who instantaneously boos her as she heads back to the locker room.
BOOTMAN: "Let's hear it for the rest of the group who will be back next week for the next round of American Wrestling Idol!"
The crowd throws out some polite cheering.
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
ACE Television Championship Match
5. (C) CHAD HENDRIX vs. JONNY PAGE
TIME LIMIT: 10:00 | REFEREE: Dawson LaChance
Page and Hendrix (still with burns from the PPV) battled in and out of the ring for the first few minutes before Page began scratching and clawing at the burned face of Hendrix. When Hendrix began bleeding from the face, Page gloated before hitting a piledriver for a near fall. At the 4:11 mark, Page wore down Hendrix enough to attempt the Page Count DDT but Hendrix stopped him and flipped him over in a modified fisherman suplex. Hendrix climbed out of the ring for a necessary break and gathered himself together. Page flew over the top rope onto Hendrix, who caught him and power bombed him onto the arena floor. Hendrix dragged Page back into the ring and set him up for the Air Miles but Page escaped, rolled Hendrix up for a pin attempt and scored a near fall. Page followed with a belly-to-belly suplex on Hendrix for another near fall. Both traded fists and punches after this, with Page getting the upper hand once again. Page locked Hendrix in a figure four for a dangerous minute until Hendrix finally reached the ropes. With seconds to go in the match, Page set Hendrix up for the Page Count once again and hit it but the bell sounded before he could make the cover. The match resulted in a draw.
RESULT: Chad Hendrix drew Jonny Page (10:00, TLD)
After the match, Page argued with the referee before grabbing a mic.
PAGE: "Rematch, next week. No questions asked."
Page threw the mic down at Hendrix and left in disgust.
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
6. SHORTI vs. MICHELLE MARVEL w/Beth Steele
TIME LIMIT: 10:00 | REFEREE: Tiffany LaChance
Immediately after the bell sounded, Steele jumped into the ring with Marvel and both punished Shorti which prompted a disqualification.
RESULT: Shorti def. Michelle Marvel (0:09, DQ)
Steele threw referee LaChance out of the ring while Marvel locked the Say Goodnight sleeperhold on Shorti. Sweet Tooth Inc. (Cotton Candi and Lollipop) tried to enter the ring but Steele kept them out, feeding them both dropkicks. Referee LaChance returned to the ring with a steel chair and cleared Marvel and Shorti.
[BACKSTAGE] Melissa Chase interviews L.O. Elle as she exits the ACE Arena.
CHASE: "Any closing thoughts?"
ELLE: walking "Yeah."
Elle stops, drops her bags and slaps Chase before exiting and humming a Bob Marley tune. ACE Female Tag Team Champions Vicki Maxim and Krissy Karma walk up to Chase.
MAXIM: "Wow. What a fuckin' bitch."
After being sent away from the ring, Michelle Marvel and Beth Steele confront the champions.
MARVEL: "We deserve a rematch after Shorti screwed us on Sunday. How about next week?"
KARMA: "How about you ask nicely?"
Both teams go at it in the locker room until ACE Security breaks up the fracas.
7. TORCH vs. JASON FLATLINE
TIME LIMIT: 10:00 | REFEREE: Dawson LaChance
The former Dynasty members collided with force. Neither man gained an advantage after trading offensive manuevers. At 3:32, Torch caught Flatline with a super kick and followed with a bicycle kick. Torch followed with a somersault leg drop but Flatline moved at the last second and dropped Torch with a swinging neckbreaker. Flatline threw Torch into the corner and hit a somersault handspring elbow before going for the Flatliner but Torch moved. Torch kneed Flatline in the groin taking Flatline to the ropes and hitting The Mom Doer for a victory.
RESULT: Torch def. Jason Flatline (5:56)
Torch celebrated his victory, faked a handshake to Flatline and received a chorus of boos.
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
ACE Female Champion Anna Madison came to the ring to make an announcement. The crowd cheered her.
MADISON: "Right now, I have the pleasure of welcoming back someone who has been gone for over a month...my husband, my love...GREGORY MADISON!"
The crowd cheered as Gregory walked to the ring and smacked hands with fans. As Gregory entered the ring, Kaysi Bootman flew past him into the ring with her own microphone.
BOOTMAN: "Welcome back, Gregory, but I have some news you'll be interested in."
ANNA: furious "Get out of the ring. Don't ruin this moment, you bitch."
BOOTMAN: smiling "Oh, trust me, you'll find this interesting as well. See, I have a video clip to show you both on the ACETron. Let me set it up a bit." to Gregory "Gregory, during your one month absence your wife must have gotten quite lonely. How do I know this? Well the events you are about to see on the video took place in the locker room Anna and I shared for a few weeks. In said locker room, I had a camera set up just in case anything fishy would happen. I didn't trust Anna and figured she might help herself to some of my food and stuff..."
GREGORY: stealing Anna's mic "Get to the fucking point!"
BOOTMAN: "Anyway. A couple weeks ago, my hidden camera caught THIS..."
The ACETron shows Anna Madison in her wrestling gear performing oral sex on an unidentified male (his back to the camera) with dark hair.
Back in the ring, Anna turns pale as the crowd freaks out. Gregory stares at Anna. Bootman smiles.
BOOTMAN: "Since Gregory was banned from ACE for 30 days, we know that isn't him that Anna is pleasing."
GREGORY: to Anna "WHO IS IT? WHO THE FUCK IS IT?"
Anna drops to her knees in tears.
GREGORY: "Stop the fuckin' tape! STOP THE TAPE!"
The tape stops and Gregory proceeds to chase Bootman from the ring. Gregory picks Anna up softly from her knees and delivers the Blow Me face buster to his wife. The crowd boos Gregory as Anna is laid out. Gregory leaves the ring in disgust.
RESULTS RECAP
1. ACE Tag Team Championship #1 Contender Elimination Match - High Fidelity (Schmeloppy & Marc Middleton) def. Greenbriar Mafia (Lord Michael & Douglas Thorn) and Sex & Violence (Kevin Karma & Sheik Mohammed Hussein) [3:41]
2. Dante Monaco def. Wally Daniels [5:00]
3. Suburban Knights (Jesse Kinkade & B.T. Smooth) def. Lost Souls (Chris Casanova & Cody Malone) [4:12]
4. Sweet Tooth Inc. (Cotton Candi & Lollipop) & Sarah Doom def. Lost Souls (Misfit, Willow & Valeria) [3:59]
5. ACE Television Championship - (C) Chad Hendrix drew Jonny Page [10:00, TLD]
6. Shorti def. Michelle Marvel [0:09, DQ]
7. Torch def. Jason Flatline [5:56]
ROLL CALL OF CHAMPIONS
ACE Heavyweight Champion: Benjamin Hammer [4 Days]
ACE Tag Team Champions: Roxbury Express (Wally Daniels & Dante Monaco) [84 Days]
ACE Television Champion: Chad Hendrix [21 Days]
ACE Female Champion: Anna Madison [59 Days]
ACE Female Tag Team Champions: Vicki Maxim & Krissy Karma [31 Days]
NEXT PPV:
SMOKE ON THE WATER
June 28, 2009
ACE Vessel, New York Harbor
New York, NY
Sarah Doom vs. Misfit
Greenbriar Mafia vs. Sex & Violence (Kevin Karma & Sheik Mohammed Hussein)
ACE Heavyweight Championship Match
(C) Benjamin Hammer vs. Maelstrom
HEAT OF THE MOMENT TV #17
LIVE! from the ACE Arena
Aceland, OH
June 3, 2009
Intro Music: "Heat Of The Moment" by Asia
HAMMER TIME
"Sex & Violence" by Stone Temple Pilots opens the show as new ACE Heavyweight Champion Benjamin Hammer comes to the Hammer Time set wearing a new black suit. The rest of the Sex & Violence faction (Sheik Mohammed Hussein, Kevin Karma, Michelle Marvel and Beth Steele) follow, also dressed up. The crowd boos as Hammer grabs a microphone off the couch and speaks while the rest of S & V take a seat behind him.
HAMMER: smiling uncontrollably "Whether you love me, hate me, wanna kill me, wanna date me...I'm Benjamin Hammer, your new Heavyweight Champion...AND THE NEW...FACE...OF ACE!" loud boos from the crowd "I have decided that tonight will be a special night dedicated to Sex & Violence! Due to their awesomeness last night at Nothing Else Matters, Sheik Hussein and Kevin Karma will participate in a #1 Contender match for the ACE Tag Team Championship tonight against the stoners known as High Fidelity. After they win that match, they're taking the straps from the Roxbury Express a.k.a. two of the choads I beat Sunday night in the Golden Ticket Ladder Match. Not all is well with Sex & Violence, however. I must address the teeny tiny little slut, Shorti, who basically stole the Female Tag Team Championship from Beth and Michelle last night."
The crowd cheers as Shorti comes out of the locker room with a smile.
SHORTI: "Calm down, monkey tool boy. I got some more news for you. Remember that night you 'welcomed' me to Sex & Violence a couple months back? You know...when you took me to your locker room, threw me on a bench and proceeded to prematurely ejaculate all over me?"
The crowd chuckled.
HAMMER: "Get to the point..."
SHORTI: "Oh, I'll get right to the point. Congratulations, you're a daddy!"
The crowd went nuts. Hammer threw the microphone down and Marvel went after Shorti, dropping her to the mat with a Thesz Press. Steele held Shorti while Marvel slapped the face of Shorti until ACE Female Tag Team Champions Vicki Maxim and Krissy Karma hit the ring and made the save. Hussein and Kevin Karma threatened Maxim and Krissy, bringing out the Greenbriar Mafia (Lord Michael and a taped-faced Douglas Thorn). Michael spoke.
MICHAEL: "Right now, I should-"
HAMMER: interrupting "I should be suing you for pulling out a shotgun on Sunday night!"
MICHAEL: smiling "Nevertheless, right now I should be physically harming all of you for what you did to Douglas and how you ruined my shot at the Golden Ticket. However, what you did was all fine by the legal lack of rules during that and other matches. I did some talking of my own to the front office and there will be a third team entered in that #1 Contender match tonight - the Greenbriar Mafia. Oh yeah, that match begins...NOW!"
Thorn and Michael throw punches at Hussein and Karma. High Fidelity (Schmeloppy and Marc Middleton) hit the ring. Hammer, and all the females scatter.
ACE Tag Team Championship #1 Contender Elimination Match
1. HIGH FIDELITY (Schmeloppy & Marc Middleton) vs. GREENBRIAR MAFIA (Lord Michael & Douglas Thorn vs. SEX & VIOLENCE (Sheik Mohammed Hussein & Kevin Karma) w/Benjamin Hammer
TIME LIMIT: 10:00 | REFEREE: Dawson LaChance
After the Mafia and S & V were separated, the match began with one man from each team in the ring. After a couple stagnant moments were no one got anything accomplished, Hussein (legal man) ripped off the bandages from the burned face of Thorn (legal man) which brought Michael into the ring to assist his partner. Karma entered the ring and both teams ended up fighting like cats and dogs while Schmeloppy and Middleton watched. Eventually, both teams were disqualified which gave the win to High Fidelity.
RESULT: High Fidelity def. Greenbriar Mafia and Sex & Violence (3:41)
Following the bell, Hammer entered the ring with a kendo stick and started using it on the Mafia and High Fidelity until the lights went out momentarily. When they returned, the ring was clear of everyone except Hammer and former ACE Heavyweight Champion, Maelstrom. The crowd blew their lid. Maelstrom stole the kendo stick from Hammer and began choking him with it until Hammer was able to escape and flee the ring. Maelstrom pointed at him.
[LOCKER ROOM: Roxbury Express] ACE Tag Team Champions Dante Monaco & Wally Daniels discuss business.
MONACO: "Well, we've been champions for almost three months now but we couldn't get the job done last night in the Golden Ticket match."
DANIELS: "We sure did beat the shit out of each other, though."
The two are suddenly interrupted by the new #1 Contenders, High Fidelity (Schmeloppy & Marc Middleton).
SCHMELOPPY: "Holla, holla...dolla, dolla...we're comin' for your titles next week and ain't shit you can do 'bout that!"
MIDDLETON: "Word!"
Daniels chases them out of the room.
MONACO: "Those guys are nuts."
DANIELS: "Nuts that we're gonna crack next week."
MONACO: "Dude, you need to calm down. Legit. You take things way too seriously."
Daniels gets in the face of Monaco.
DANIELS: "Excuse me? What are you here for? An Ice cream social? We're champions. Start acting like it."
MONACO: "Okay, dad."
Daniels shoves Monaco. Monaco shoves back. Before the two come to blows, cooler heads prevail.
DANIELS: "You wanna be a tough guy. Meet me in the fuckin' ring."
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
ACE ACROSS AMERICA
From his modified backstage office, Commissioner Andrew Bootman hypes ACE Wrestling.
BOOTMAN: "We are three days removed from one of the most hellacious nights in ACE history. A night that changed the face of ACE forever. Literally. Benjamin Hammer walked out of Nothing Else Matters as the new ACE Heavyweight Champion and has already received his first challenge...from the man he cleverly won the belt from...Maelstrom! I have signed this as the first match for the next PPV which will take place on June 28 on the ACE Vessel in New York Harbor at Smoke On The Water. That's right, folks. This show will take place on the front deck of an enormous cruise ship. Another match has also been signed between two tag teams that despise one another, the Greenbriar Mafia and the Sex & Violence duo of Sheik Mohammed Hussein & Kevin Karma. Another interesting thing happened after the PPV this past Sunday. After two disappointing losses, manager Johnny Chise dissolved The Dynasty. With me now from the locker room are former members Jason Flatline and Torch to let us know exactly what happened."
Melissa Chase is standing with Flatline and Torch backstage.
CHASE: "Boys, what happened to The Dynasty?"
Torch puts his hand in front of Flatline, emphasizing he will do the speaking.
TORCH: "Well, ya see...Johnny realized what a horrible manager he was and basically gave up on life. He, Kid Hideous and Chucky Piasio are...gone. Outta here. We are all much better without them. Johnny only brought us down. Take this guy for instance..." points at Flatline "I don't think he ever won a match in his life under Johnny Chise!"
FLATLINE: "Pardon?"
TORCH: "You heard me, reject. You haven't done a damn thing. Unlike my luscious self who has received many a title shot."
FLATLINE: "And lost many.."
TORCH: "You tryin' to say something, boy?"
FLATLINE: "I'm not your boy. You wanna see how fast I beat you in the ring tonight?"
TORCH: scoffing "You want a match with me? You stupid son of a bitch. I'll see you in the ring."
Flatline smiles. Chase sends it back to Bootman.
BOOTMAN: "Well then. That match between former partners and a match between current partners, Wally Daniels and Dante Monaco, will both take place later tonight. In other bouts tonight, Chad Hendrix will defend the ACE Television Championship against the controversial Johnny Page and it looks like Shorti will battle Michelle Marvel in her first match back since having a child. And don't forget...tonight...the debut of American Wrestling Idol where four participants vie for a job in ACE Wrestling. These four men and women have trained for the last week with various members of the ACE roster. Tonight, they make their on-screen debut."
2. WALLY DANIELS vs. DANTE MONACO
TIME LIMIT: 10:00 | REFEREE: Stu Payne
Both men shook hands before locking up. Daniels overpowered Monaco early on but the speed of Monaco wore down Daniels. After a few minutes of stalemate action, Monaco offered Daniels a handshake and said they should call the match off. Daniels shrugged his shoulders, shook the hand of Monaco and asked the referee to call for the bell. As Daniels was speaking to referee Payne, Monaco kneed his partner from behind and dropped him to the mat with a reverse DDT. Monaco followed with The Inferno and picked up the win.
RESULTS: Dante Monaco def. Wally Daniels (5:00)
Monaco was showered with boos from the fans. This did not stop Monaco from showing off, posing and proclaiming himself "The Beloved Icon."
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
THE TEMPLE
Jonny Page stands at the pulpit inside the ring while the Lost Souls (Chris Casanova, Pauly McQueen, Cody Malone, Willow, Valeria & Misfit) kneel in front of him.
PAGE: "Brothers and sisters, many of our fellow competitors consider this home. The ACE Arena." crowd cheers "I see things differently. You see, shortly after that blessed day in September of 2001.." boos from the crowd "..an envelope containing traces of anthrax was sent to a home very close to this arena. It failed to have its intended effect, however. Tonight, my intentions will be followed through and I will become your new ACE Television Champion. Before that, however, we must make a sacrifice. One of you kneeling before me is no longer of use. Brother McQueen..."
McQueen stands up and appears dumbfounded.
PAGE: "...Brother McQueen, your homosexual activity has given us a black eye. We are Lost Souls but we are not cocksucking heathens. Your time is done."
Malone and Casanova proceed to beat up McQueen and send him over the top rope and out of the ring.
PAGE: "You'll never work again, McQueen."
As McQueen is escorted to the back by ACE Security, Sarah Doom and the Suburban Knights (Jesse Kinkade and B.T. Smooth) hit the ring. Doom starts to say something in the microphone but instead, drops it, and charges after Misfit. Valeria and Willow attempt to break it up but Doom goes after them as well. Sweet Tooth Inc. (Cotton Candi and Lollipop) join in as well. In the meantime, the Knights go after Malone and Casanova. Page exits the ring quietly, attempting to avoid any confrontation but TV Champion, Chad Hendrix, comes at him from behind with a belt shot. The crowd turns into a frenzy of excitement while Commissioner Bootman and ACE Security separate the sides and makes matches for later: Sarah Doom & Sweet Tooth Inc. vs. the Lost Souls females and Suburban Knights vs. Lost Souls males minus Jonny Page who will challenge Chad Hendrix for his Television Championship.
3. LOST SOULS (Chris Casanova & Cody Malone) w/Jonny Page vs. SUBURBAN KNIGHTS (Jesse Kinkade & B.T. Smooth)
TIME LIMIT: 10:00 | REFEREE: Stu Payne
Kinkade and Smooth went right at Malone, tagging in and out to seek revenge on their former friend. Malone sheepishly tagged out to Casanova, who cockily strutted into the ring and attempted to intimidate the Knights but failed miserably. Kinkade and Smooth dominated the match and pinned Casanova after the Dazed & Confused tag team finisher.
RESULT: Suburban Knights def. Lost Souls (4:12)
Page pulled Casanova and Malone out of the ring afterward and delivered a series of expletives. The "cool" Knights stayed at ringside for a short time to sign autographs for fans.
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
4. SWEET TOOTH INC. (Cotton Candi & Lollipop) & SARAH DOOM vs. LOST SOULS (Misfit, Willow & Valeria) w/Jonny Page
TIME LIMIT: 10:00 | REFEREE: Tiffany LaChance
Doom wrestled nearly the whole match herself, taking out her aggression on all three Souls females. Misfit ducked out of the action for the most part. Doom pinned Valeria after a pair of Deep Throat Drivers.
RESULT: Sweet Tooth Inc. & Sarah Doom def. Lost Souls (3:59)
After the match, Doom grabbed a mic.
DOOM: "Misfit a.k.a. MISTY, you and me at the PPV. You can't duck me forever, bitch."
Page grabs a mic of his own.
PAGE: "Consider it done. Misfit and my other Souls will be taking some time off to better themselves from their pitiful performances tonight."
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
AMERICAN WRESTLING IDOL
JUDGES: Commissioner Bootman, Referee Dawson LaChance, Interviewer Melissa Chase
Commissioner Bootman introduces the segment.
BOOTMAN: "Welcome to the first installment of American Wrestling Idol where four contestants will compete over the next four weeks for a five-year contract in ACE worth $5 million. These competitors were selected from over 572,000 entries on our website. Let's meet the four finalists. From Cinnamon Lake, Ohio, here is L.O. Elle!"
A short dirty blonde female wearing blue jeans, black boots and a white tube top walks to the ring. She brushes off high fives from the fans, not wanting to grease up her anatomy with their filth.
BOOTMAN: "From Parts Unknown, Helix!"
A masked female wearing a black bodysuit with black boots and flowing, blonde hair out of a black mask runs to the ring.
BOOTMAN: "From Tijuana, Vas Deferens!"
A Latino male with black hair and a black goatee, wearing red pants and white boots jogs to the ring.
BOOTMAN: "And finally...from the mean streets of Chicago, here is Scotty Magnum!"
A tall man with a black mohawk, black swoosh pants and black boots walks to the ring with the others.
BOOTMAN: points to a ringside table "And now our judges. Aside from myself, we have backstage interviewer Melissa Chase and referee Dawson LaChance!"
After polite applause from fans, Bootman explains the rules.
BOOTMAN: "Each week, the participants will compete in some type of event. At the end of each performance, the judges will rate the participants. Each week, the lowest score is eliminated. After tonight, we will be down to 3. Next week, we will be down to 2. And at the end of week 3, we are down to 1. Tonight, each of you will cut a QUICK promo on what you would bring to ACE Wrestling."
Bootman takes a seat at ringside and the performers begin.
L.O. ELLE: messing with her hair "Not only can I, like, wrestle...I'm the sexiest thing in the wrestling business." struts around the ring to a mixed reaction "You know, it you love it. You love me. I'm what the men wanna love and the women wanna shove. There's nothing to laugh at here with L.O. Elle!"
Elle receives mostly boos as the judges speak.
CHASE: "You're very beautiful but didn't convince me. I give you a 5/10."
LACHANCE: "Agreed. You're pretty but I'm not buying what you're selling. I give you a 4/10."
BOOTMAN: in his best British accent "Pitiful. Absolutely dreadful. No grace. You'll be lucky to make it past round one. I give you 2/10."
Elle nearly tears up, drops the mic and pouts in the corner of the ring. Helix picks up the mic and takes her turn.
HELIX: "A great man once said 'In the darkest hole, you'd be well advised not to plan my funeral before the body dies!' Well whatever I do here in ACE, I'm gonna die trying!" minor cheer from the crowd "I don't just believe I can fly. I can. I will. I will light up this ring and ROCK. YOUR. WORLD!"
The crowd gives a positive reaction and the judges comment.
CHASE: "Impressive. We'd all love to see your face but respect your mask. Good effort. 6/10."
LACHANCE: "I'd like to see you fly, so I'm gonna give you a positive vote as well in hopes that you move on. 6/10."
BOOTMAN: continuing the British accent gimmick "Kudos to the Alice In Chains reference but it was still missing anything unique. Carry on. 4/10."
Helix hands the mic to Vas Deferens.
VAS DEFERENS: "Me llamo Vas. Si. Si." instant boos from the crowd "Wasn't that what you wanted? The stereotypical Mexican promo, huh? Well here's a big FUCK YOU to the ACE Wrestling. I know why I made the finals. You needed a minority figure. Look around, it's a great big white fuckin' world. I'm here to change that whether you like it or not. VAS D WILL RISE!"
Deferens throws down the mic and the judges speak again.
CHASE: "Well I coulda done without that nasty language, mister! Other than that, you sure got your point across. 7/10."
LACHANCE: "I dig. 7/10."
BOOTMAN: normal voice "You wanna try and get yourself over by doing a shoot promo on ACE Wrestling? Good for you. Not very original but better than I thought it would be. 6/10."
Magnum picks up the mic.
MAGNUM: animated, moving "WHEN PEOPLE LOOK AT SCOTTY MAGNUM, THEY SEE A MOHAWK AND A FIT PHYSIQUE. WHEN I LOOK IN THE MIRROR, I SEE THE MOST DANGEROUS MAN ON THE PLANET! I SEE THE NEXT ACE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION. I'M SCOTTY MAGNUM AND AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED, EVERYONE IN MY PATH IS THREE SECONDS AWAY FROM THE END OF YOUR LIFE!"
Magnum drops the mic.
CHASE: "You scare me. In a good way. 7/10."
LACHANCE: "You might be a nutcase, son, but you'll make big bucks some day. Hopefully, here in ACE. 8/10."
BOOTMAN: back to the British accent "I fear you may be three seconds away from a homicide arrest but I digress. 6/10."
Bootman steps into the ring and provides the results.
BOOTMAN: "The high scorer tonight is Scotty Magnum with 21 points, followed by Vas Deferens with 20 points, Helix with 16 points and L.O. Elle with 11 points. Sadly, that means L.O. Elle you will not win a five-year, $5 million contract with ACE Wrestling. Goodbye."
Elle gives double middle fingers to Bootman and the crowd, who instantaneously boos her as she heads back to the locker room.
BOOTMAN: "Let's hear it for the rest of the group who will be back next week for the next round of American Wrestling Idol!"
The crowd throws out some polite cheering.
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
ACE Television Championship Match
5. (C) CHAD HENDRIX vs. JONNY PAGE
TIME LIMIT: 10:00 | REFEREE: Dawson LaChance
Page and Hendrix (still with burns from the PPV) battled in and out of the ring for the first few minutes before Page began scratching and clawing at the burned face of Hendrix. When Hendrix began bleeding from the face, Page gloated before hitting a piledriver for a near fall. At the 4:11 mark, Page wore down Hendrix enough to attempt the Page Count DDT but Hendrix stopped him and flipped him over in a modified fisherman suplex. Hendrix climbed out of the ring for a necessary break and gathered himself together. Page flew over the top rope onto Hendrix, who caught him and power bombed him onto the arena floor. Hendrix dragged Page back into the ring and set him up for the Air Miles but Page escaped, rolled Hendrix up for a pin attempt and scored a near fall. Page followed with a belly-to-belly suplex on Hendrix for another near fall. Both traded fists and punches after this, with Page getting the upper hand once again. Page locked Hendrix in a figure four for a dangerous minute until Hendrix finally reached the ropes. With seconds to go in the match, Page set Hendrix up for the Page Count once again and hit it but the bell sounded before he could make the cover. The match resulted in a draw.
RESULT: Chad Hendrix drew Jonny Page (10:00, TLD)
After the match, Page argued with the referee before grabbing a mic.
PAGE: "Rematch, next week. No questions asked."
Page threw the mic down at Hendrix and left in disgust.
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
6. SHORTI vs. MICHELLE MARVEL w/Beth Steele
TIME LIMIT: 10:00 | REFEREE: Tiffany LaChance
Immediately after the bell sounded, Steele jumped into the ring with Marvel and both punished Shorti which prompted a disqualification.
RESULT: Shorti def. Michelle Marvel (0:09, DQ)
Steele threw referee LaChance out of the ring while Marvel locked the Say Goodnight sleeperhold on Shorti. Sweet Tooth Inc. (Cotton Candi and Lollipop) tried to enter the ring but Steele kept them out, feeding them both dropkicks. Referee LaChance returned to the ring with a steel chair and cleared Marvel and Shorti.
[BACKSTAGE] Melissa Chase interviews L.O. Elle as she exits the ACE Arena.
CHASE: "Any closing thoughts?"
ELLE: walking "Yeah."
Elle stops, drops her bags and slaps Chase before exiting and humming a Bob Marley tune. ACE Female Tag Team Champions Vicki Maxim and Krissy Karma walk up to Chase.
MAXIM: "Wow. What a fuckin' bitch."
After being sent away from the ring, Michelle Marvel and Beth Steele confront the champions.
MARVEL: "We deserve a rematch after Shorti screwed us on Sunday. How about next week?"
KARMA: "How about you ask nicely?"
Both teams go at it in the locker room until ACE Security breaks up the fracas.
7. TORCH vs. JASON FLATLINE
TIME LIMIT: 10:00 | REFEREE: Dawson LaChance
The former Dynasty members collided with force. Neither man gained an advantage after trading offensive manuevers. At 3:32, Torch caught Flatline with a super kick and followed with a bicycle kick. Torch followed with a somersault leg drop but Flatline moved at the last second and dropped Torch with a swinging neckbreaker. Flatline threw Torch into the corner and hit a somersault handspring elbow before going for the Flatliner but Torch moved. Torch kneed Flatline in the groin taking Flatline to the ropes and hitting The Mom Doer for a victory.
RESULT: Torch def. Jason Flatline (5:56)
Torch celebrated his victory, faked a handshake to Flatline and received a chorus of boos.
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
ACE Female Champion Anna Madison came to the ring to make an announcement. The crowd cheered her.
MADISON: "Right now, I have the pleasure of welcoming back someone who has been gone for over a month...my husband, my love...GREGORY MADISON!"
The crowd cheered as Gregory walked to the ring and smacked hands with fans. As Gregory entered the ring, Kaysi Bootman flew past him into the ring with her own microphone.
BOOTMAN: "Welcome back, Gregory, but I have some news you'll be interested in."
ANNA: furious "Get out of the ring. Don't ruin this moment, you bitch."
BOOTMAN: smiling "Oh, trust me, you'll find this interesting as well. See, I have a video clip to show you both on the ACETron. Let me set it up a bit." to Gregory "Gregory, during your one month absence your wife must have gotten quite lonely. How do I know this? Well the events you are about to see on the video took place in the locker room Anna and I shared for a few weeks. In said locker room, I had a camera set up just in case anything fishy would happen. I didn't trust Anna and figured she might help herself to some of my food and stuff..."
GREGORY: stealing Anna's mic "Get to the fucking point!"
BOOTMAN: "Anyway. A couple weeks ago, my hidden camera caught THIS..."
The ACETron shows Anna Madison in her wrestling gear performing oral sex on an unidentified male (his back to the camera) with dark hair.
Back in the ring, Anna turns pale as the crowd freaks out. Gregory stares at Anna. Bootman smiles.
BOOTMAN: "Since Gregory was banned from ACE for 30 days, we know that isn't him that Anna is pleasing."
GREGORY: to Anna "WHO IS IT? WHO THE FUCK IS IT?"
Anna drops to her knees in tears.
GREGORY: "Stop the fuckin' tape! STOP THE TAPE!"
The tape stops and Gregory proceeds to chase Bootman from the ring. Gregory picks Anna up softly from her knees and delivers the Blow Me face buster to his wife. The crowd boos Gregory as Anna is laid out. Gregory leaves the ring in disgust.
RESULTS RECAP
1. ACE Tag Team Championship #1 Contender Elimination Match - High Fidelity (Schmeloppy & Marc Middleton) def. Greenbriar Mafia (Lord Michael & Douglas Thorn) and Sex & Violence (Kevin Karma & Sheik Mohammed Hussein) [3:41]
2. Dante Monaco def. Wally Daniels [5:00]
3. Suburban Knights (Jesse Kinkade & B.T. Smooth) def. Lost Souls (Chris Casanova & Cody Malone) [4:12]
4. Sweet Tooth Inc. (Cotton Candi & Lollipop) & Sarah Doom def. Lost Souls (Misfit, Willow & Valeria) [3:59]
5. ACE Television Championship - (C) Chad Hendrix drew Jonny Page [10:00, TLD]
6. Shorti def. Michelle Marvel [0:09, DQ]
7. Torch def. Jason Flatline [5:56]
ROLL CALL OF CHAMPIONS
ACE Heavyweight Champion: Benjamin Hammer [4 Days]
ACE Tag Team Champions: Roxbury Express (Wally Daniels & Dante Monaco) [84 Days]
ACE Television Champion: Chad Hendrix [21 Days]
ACE Female Champion: Anna Madison [59 Days]
ACE Female Tag Team Champions: Vicki Maxim & Krissy Karma [31 Days]
NEXT PPV:
SMOKE ON THE WATER
June 28, 2009
ACE Vessel, New York Harbor
New York, NY
Sarah Doom vs. Misfit
Greenbriar Mafia vs. Sex & Violence (Kevin Karma & Sheik Mohammed Hussein)
ACE Heavyweight Championship Match
(C) Benjamin Hammer vs. Maelstrom
Sunday, May 31, 2009
NOTHING ELSE MATTERS PPV
ACE / American Championship Entertainment presents
NOTHING ELSE MATTERS
LIVE on PPV! from Greensboro Coliseum
Greensboro, NC
May 31, 2009
Intro Music: "Nothing Else Matters" by Metallica
ALL MATCHES: NO RULES
1. LOST SOULS (Willow & Valeria) vs. SARAH DOOM & MISFIT
TIME LIMIT: 15:00 | REFEREE: Tiffany LaChance
After quite the back and forth match, Willow pulled a foreign object out of her top and handed it to Misfit. Words were spoken and Misfit turned around and smashed it over the forehead of her partner, Doom. Misfit clocked Doom with the Labia Lariat and allowed Willow to pin her, giving Lost Souls the win and a disappointing end for the fans.
RESULT: Lost Souls def. Sarah Doom & Misfit (4:09)
Misfit officially joined the Lost Souls and all three women beat down Doom until Sweet Tooth Inc. (Cotton Candi & Lollipop) came out and made the save.
[LOCKER ROOM: High Fidelity] Schmeloppy and Middleton emerge from their locker room which seems to be filled with smoke.
SCHMELOPPY: "Dude, we need a manager!"
MIDDLETON: "Why?"
SCHMELOPPY: "We're pale. We need to move up to that next level and we haven't done so yet, bro."
MIDDLETON: "Managers will take all our bread, bro. We won't have any money to buy them mighty spliffs like we just burned."
SCHMELOPPY: "Maybe...maybe we should give up the smoke?"
Both men laugh hysterically.
2. HIGH FIDELITY (Schmeloppy & Marc Middleton) vs. THE DYNASTY (Torch & Jason Flatline)
TIME LIMIT: 15:00 | REFEREE: Stu Payne
In one of the greatest aerial shows of all time, both teams took to the sky. High spots included Torch doing a springboard corkscrew moonsault onto Middleton and Schmeloppy crotching Flatline on the top rope and following with a hurricanrana that sent both men into the guard rail surrounding the fans. Since this and all matches featured no rules, the contest ended when Torch brought a chair into the ring and attempted to deliver the Mom Doer to Middleton on said chair. Unfortunately for Torch, Schmeloppy moved the chair and rescued his partner. Middleton hit the Cram It on Torch and Schmeloppy followed with Greetings From Rochester. Flatline was unable to break up the fall and High Fidelity scored the victory.
RESULT: High Fidelity def. The Dynasty (6:14)
While High Fidelity celebrated with fans, Torch and Flatline argued.
[BACKSTAGE ENTRANCE] ACE Tag Team Champions, the Roxbury Express (Wally Daniels & Dante Monaco), enter the building and cross paths with ACE Heavyweight Champion, Maelstrom (still wearing a patch over his left eye).
MONACO: "Good luck tonight, champ."
MAELSTROM: "Same to you guys. If either of you win, I'll be glad to defend my title against you."
DANIELS: "What if you don't keep that title tonight?"
Maelstrom gets in the face of Daniels.
MAELSTROM: "Kid Hideous has no chance. NO CHANCE!"
Maelstrom storms off just as High Fidelity (Schmeloppy & Marc Middleton) enter backstage after their victory.
SCHMELOPPY: "Light `em up, boys! High Def is in the hizouse!"
Middleton sees the Roxbury Express and asks them a question.
MIDDLETON: "Boys, I have one question for you: are you ready?"
MONACO: "Ready for what?"
SCHMELOPPY: "Are you ready to get your smo-"
MIDDLETON: interrupts "No, bro." to Monaco "Are you two ready to defend those titles against the flyest tag team in ACE?"
MONACO: smiling "I'll tell ya what. You guys have come along way. You want a title shot..."
DANIELS: interrupts "Then you can fuckin' earn it, boys! No handouts."
Daniels pulls Monaco away, leaving High Definition stunned.
ACE Female Tag Team Championship Match
3. (C) VICKI MAXIM & KRISSY KARMA vs. SEX & VIOLENCE (Beth Steele & Michelle Marvel)
TIME LIMIT: 20:00 | REFEREE: Tiffany LaChance
Steele and Marvel jumped the champions before the match with steel chairs. After Steele delivered a piledriver to Karma on the arena floor, Karma had to be stretchered to the locker room. Marvel and Steele worked over Maxim for the next few minutes before Marvel put her in the Say Goodnight sleeperhold. S & V were headed for victory until Shorti hit the ring with a steel chair and blasted it over the back of Steele. Marvel saw this and broke the hold but received a chair shot to the face for her effort. Shorti power bombed Marvel and put Maxim over her for the 3 count.
RESULT: Vicki Maxim & Krissy Karma def. Sex & Violence (4:50)
The crowd cheered. Krissy Karma returned from the locker room after the bell and thanked Shorti, who handed the Female Championship belts to Karma and Maxim. The celebration was cut short when Sheik Mohammed Hussein and Kevin Karma hit the ring with kendo sticks and cleared Krissy, Maxim and Shorti from the ring. Steele and Marvel fled to the locker room before Chad Hendrix and Douglas Thorn came out to start the next match.
Kendo Stick Death Match
4. SEX & VIOLENCE (Sheik Mohammed Hussein & Kevin Karma) vs. CHAD HENDRIX & DOUGLAS THORN
TIME LIMIT: 20:00 | REFEREE: Stu Payne
RULES: No pinfalls or submissions. The match is won when both members of a team are knocked out simultaneously for a count of 10 by the referee.
The match started with two kendo sticks in the center of the ring and both teams on opposite sides. When the bell rang, Hendrix and Thorn allowed Hussein and Karma to grab the sticks. The dumbfounded S & V members watched as Krissy Karma and Shorti handed chairs to Hendrix and Thorn, who continually blocked kendo shots from S & V with the chairs. Moments later, Maxim stood up on the apron and took her top off to distract Karma and Hussein. Hendrix and Thorn assaulted Kevin and Hussein from behind, stole the kendo sticks and beat the hell out of them for the next few moments while the crowd cheered for blood. Referee Payne made the first attempted 10 count but Kevin and Hussein both got up, only to receive more kendo stick shots across their foreheads. Kevin was a bloody mess by the 3:50 mark and sought refuge in the crowd, while Hussein was on the receiving end of a two-on-one kendo mess. Krissy kicked Kevin in the groin and rolled him back into the ring. While Karma received the two-on-one kendo stick delivery, Hussein huddled in the corner. Seconds later, he flung a self-made fireball at Hendrix and Thorn, knocking them both down. Hussein and Kevin picked up the kendo sticks and bashed them across the fire-blinded faces of Hendrix and Thorn until both were unconscious and the 10 count was made.
RESULT: Sex & Violence def. Douglas Thorn & Chad Hendrix (5:19)
Krissy, Maxim, Shorti and ACE Medical personnel rushed into the ring to assist Thorn and Hendrix while Steele and Marvel came back to the ring and celebrated with Kevin and Hussein. Lord Michael flew to the ring with a shotgun and cleared the ring of Sex & Violence before attending to his fallen comrades.
[BACKSTAGE] Jonny Page holds a group meeting with the rest of his Lost Souls (Chris Casanova, Pauly McQueen, Misfit, Willow & Valeria).
PAGE: "Tonight is the next step in the domination of ACE Wrestling. Before the end of the evening, six will become seven. Mark my words."
The other five end the short meeting by simultaneously shouting "Hail Page!"
5. LOST SOULS (Jonny Page, Chris Casanova & Pauly McQueen) vs. CODY MALONE & SUBURBAN KNIGHTS (Jesse Kinkade & B.T. Smooth)
TIME LIMIT: 20:00 | REFEREE: Dawson LaChance
After a slow start to the match where neither team gained an advantage, Smooth stepped it up a notch for his team by hitting a face buster on McQueen. Malone was tagged in but instead of continuing the assault on McQueen, Malone bowed to Page and proceeded to super kick Kinkade off the ring apron and knee Smooth in the gut. The crowd booed as Malone became the latest to join the Lost Souls cult. Malone dropped to the mat and allowed Page to pin him for the win.
RESULT: Lost Souls def. Cody Malone & Suburban Knights (3:12)
Instead of leaving well enough alone, the Lost Souls decided to embarrass the Knights by putting each one on a table inside the ring. Malone and Casanova flew from opposite corners and delivered somersault splashes onto the Knights through the tables. Afterward, Page got on the mic.
PAGE: "Soon, you will all know what it feels like to be a Lost Soul."
Page threw the mic down and led his minions back to the locker room.
[BACKSTAGE] Melissa Chase interviews Kaysi Bootman.
CHASE: "Kaysi, tonight you are fighting your best friend for the-"
BOOTMAN: interrupts "Best friend? She was far from a best friend. I was her sidecar, the ground she walked on, the toilet she shit in...tonight, I exact my revenge and take her precious Female Championship title!"
CHASE: "How can you say those things about her? She's the nicest girl ever!"
Instead of answering, Bootman spits on Chase and walks off.
ACE Female Championship Match
6. (C) ANNA MADISON vs. KAYSI BOOTMAN
TIME LIMIT: 30:00 | REFEREE: Tiffany LaChance
Following a staredown of feline proportions, the former friends collided with authority. Bootman scored the first dig after loads of fast-paced action when she raked the eyes of Madison and hurled her through the ropes and out of the ring. Bootman took advantage of the lack of rules and set up a table outside of the ring on which she placed Madison. Bootman went to the top rope and went for the If You See K on Madison through the table outside of the ring but Madison moved and Bootman ate wood. Madison grabbed a chair, threw it at Bootman and dropkicked the chair-covered face of Bootman. The younger sister of Commissioner Bootman bled profusely from the forehead immediately. Madison dragged Bootman in the ring and roughed her up a bit. Bootman bled buckets all over the ring making the match a literal bloodbath for both women. Madison brought another table into the ring, set it up and placed Bootman on it. To keep her in place, Madison delivered a series of hard head butts to Bootman and followed with the Cool Water Splash on Bootman through the table for the win.
RESULT: Anna Madison def. Kaysi Bootman (7:39)
Madison celebrated by wiping the blood of Bootman on her chest as a sign of victory.
[BACKSTAGE MEDICAL CENTER] Lord Michael watches as his friend and tag team partner, Douglas Thorn, and Chad Hendrix are treated for burns due to the Sheik Mohammed Hussein fireball. The Roxbury Express (Wally Daniels & Dante Monaco) stop by.
MONACO: to Michael "How are things looking?"
MICHAEL: serious "Chad and Doug received severe burns but will be all right after a stay in the hospital. Words could never express the frustration I'm feeling toward Hussein and Karma. Unfortunately, I will be taking these feelings out on you two and Hammer later."
Michael walks away. Monaco and Daniels stare awkwardly at one another.
Golden Ticket Ladder Match
7. WALLY DANIELS vs. BENJAMIN HAMMER vs. LORD MICHAEL vs. DANTE MONACO
TIME LIMIT: None | REFEREE: Stu Payne
RULES: A ladder is set up in the middle of the ring and can be used as a weapon and an object to win the match, obtaining a Golden Ticket hanging above the ring on a rope which gives the winner five years to cash in a shot at the ACE Heavyweight Championship.
At the sound of the bell, all four men attempted to climb up the ladder at the same time but fought each other off and all ended up falling backward onto the mat. Monaco and Daniels paired up with Michael to triple-team the hated Hammer for a couple minutes. Michael took over by himself and sought revenge by locking the Mikrocosm on Hammer, thus giving Monaco and Daniels a chance to climb the ladder. Michael broke the hold and pushed the ladder which knocked Daniels and Monaco onto the mat. Throughout the next few moments, Hammer ducked competition while Michael battled with the Roxbury Express. The Express finally used their 2-on-1 advantage at the 5:03 mark when Michael missed a double clothesline and the Express came back with simultaneous savate kicks on Michael. Both of the Express climbed the ladder on opposite sides but this time Hammer shoved the ladder down, knocking Monaco and Daniels to the mat again. Shortly afterward, Hammer picked up the ladder to attempt a move but Michael came off the top rope with a missile dropkick which kicked the ladder into Hammer. Michael added a bit more offense on all three men before setting up the ladder and starting to climb it himself. Out of nowhere, Sheik Mohammed Hussein and Kevin Karma hit the ring with kendo sticks and pounded on Michael as he was about to reach the top. Michael dropped to the mat in agony. Monaco and Daniels ridded the ring of Hussein and Karma before once again simultaneously climbing the ladder on opposite sides. Both men reached the top as the crowd rooted them on. In an awkward moment, the two paused before fighting one another with punches. Monaco rammed Daniels head-first into the ladder but Daniels came back with a head butt. Both men reached up for the ticket, grasped it before Hammer bounced off the ropes and dropkicked the ladder which sent it and the two perched atop it tumbling. Monaco and Daniels flew over the top rope and out of the ring. Hammer reset the ladder and slowly climbed to the top, grabbing the ticket for the win.
RESULT: Benjamin Hammer def. Wally Daniels, Dante Monaco and Lord Michael (9:02)
Hammer dropped to the mat with ticket in hand and rolled out of the ring. Hussein and Karma returned to the ring and punished Michael more until Daniels and Monaco made the save. ACE officials were brought out to break up the melee.
[BACKSTAGE] Melissa Chase is standing with Johnny Chise and Kid Hideous before the main event.
CHASE: "Johnny Chise, your..."
Chise steals the mic and shoves Chase away.
CHISE: looking into camera "TONIGHT...IN WHAT WILL BE THE MOST DANGEROUS MATCH IN ACE HISTORY...KID HIDEOUS WILL EITHER WIN THE ACE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP OR WILL DIE TRYING!"
Hideous grunts. Chise throws the microphone down and both walk away.
ACE Heavyweight Championship Match
8. (C) MAELSTROM vs. KID HIDEOUS w/Johnny Chise
TIME LIMIT: 60:00 | REFEREE: Dawson LaChance
Maelstrom (with a patch covering his left eye) brought a steel chair to the ring and blasted it across the face of Hideous while the crowd all stood cheering. The champion literally annihilated Hideous and after only a few minutes, was set to finish him off before Chise caused a distraction and jumped on the back of Maelstrom. While Maelstrom was fighting him off, other Dynasty members (Jason Flatline and Torch) flew to the ring and set up a table in the ring. Hideous brawled with Maelstrom, finally getting the upper hand thanks to the interference. At the 4:52 mark, Hideous and Flatline laid Maelstrom on the table. Hideous went to the top rope and attempted to splash through the table but Maelstrom moved and Hideous crashed. Maelstrom followed up by clotheslining Flatline out of the ring and power bombing Torch over the top rope onto the arena floor. Chise made one last effort with a steel chair but Maelstrom took it away and bashed it over the head of the manager. Maelstrom brought the enormous Hideous to the top rope and hit the Eye Of The Storm into the rubble. He added two chair shots for good measure and pinned Hideous to retain the title.
RESULT: Maelstrom def. Kid Hideous (6:02)
After the match, Maelstrom threw all Dynasty members out of the ring and proclaimed the end of the group. Maelstrom celebrated while the ring was cleaned up until "Sex & Violence" by Stone Temple Pilots began playing and Sheik Mohammed Hussein emerged from the locker room with Kevin Karma toting behind him. Hussein shouted Farsi at Maelstrom shortly before Benjamin Hammer crawled out from under the ring which shocked the crowd. Hammer brought referee LaChance back into the ring and instantly cashed in his Golden Ticket, challenging Maelstrom for his ACE Heavyweight Championship in another match without rules.
ACE Heavyweight Championship (Golden Ticket Cashed In)
9. (C) MAELSTROM vs. BENJAMIN HAMMER
TIME LIMIT: 60:00 | REFEREE: Dawson LaChance
Hammer started out by slapping Maelstrom which did not affect the champion, who retalliated by pushing Hammer into the corner and head butting him all over. Maelstrom followed with a splash and went for his finisher but Hussein climbed into the ring and started to set up another fireball. Maelstrom dropped Hammer and went after Hussein, who fled the ring immediately. The momentary distraction allowed Kevin Karma to slide a steel chair to Hammer, who bashed it over the back of Maelstrom's skull several times. Maelstrom plummetted to the mat with a thud. Karma and Hussein dragged Maelstrom to a corner where they assisted Hammer in executing the Hammer Throw on Maelstrom, throwing the champion all the way across the ring. Hammer covered Maelstrom for the win and title.
RESULT: Benjamin Hammer def. Maelstrom (3:55) to become new ACE Heavyweight Champion
The crowd booed as Hammer raised the title in the air and pronounced himself the new "FACE OF ACE!"
RESULTS RECAP
1. Lost Souls (Willow & Valeria) def. Sarah Doom & Misfit [4:09]
2. High Fidelity (Schmeloppy & Marc Middleton) def. The Dynasty (Jason Flatline & Torch) [6:14]
3. ACE Female Tag Team Championship - (C) Vicki Maxim & Krissy Karma def. Sex & Violence (Michelle Marvel & Beth Steele) [4:50]
4. Kendo Stick Death Match - Sex & Violence (Kevin Karma & Sheik Mohammed Hussein) def. Chad Hendrix & Douglas Thorn [5:19]
5. Lost Souls (Jonny Page, Chris Casanova & Pauly McQueen) def. Cody Malone & Suburban Knights (Jesse Kinkade & B.T. Smooth) [3:12]
6. ACE Female Championship - (C) Anna Madison def. Kaysi Bootman [7:39]
7. Golden Ticket Ladder Match - Benjamin Hammer def. Wally Daniels, Dante Monaco and Lord Michael [9:02]
8. ACE Heavyweight Championship - (C) Maelstrom def. Kid Hideous [6:02]
9. ACE Heavyweight Championship - Benjamin Hammer def. (C) Maelstrom
ROLL CALL OF CHAMPIONS
ACE Heavyweight Champion: Benjamin Hammer [New!]
ACE Tag Team Champions: Roxbury Express (Wally Daniels & Dante Monaco) [81 Days]
ACE Television Champion: Chad Hendrix [18 Days]
ACE Female Champion: Anna Madison [56 Days]
ACE Female Tag Team Champions: Vicki Maxim & Krissy Karma [28 Days]
NOTHING ELSE MATTERS
LIVE on PPV! from Greensboro Coliseum
Greensboro, NC
May 31, 2009
Intro Music: "Nothing Else Matters" by Metallica
ALL MATCHES: NO RULES
1. LOST SOULS (Willow & Valeria) vs. SARAH DOOM & MISFIT
TIME LIMIT: 15:00 | REFEREE: Tiffany LaChance
After quite the back and forth match, Willow pulled a foreign object out of her top and handed it to Misfit. Words were spoken and Misfit turned around and smashed it over the forehead of her partner, Doom. Misfit clocked Doom with the Labia Lariat and allowed Willow to pin her, giving Lost Souls the win and a disappointing end for the fans.
RESULT: Lost Souls def. Sarah Doom & Misfit (4:09)
Misfit officially joined the Lost Souls and all three women beat down Doom until Sweet Tooth Inc. (Cotton Candi & Lollipop) came out and made the save.
[LOCKER ROOM: High Fidelity] Schmeloppy and Middleton emerge from their locker room which seems to be filled with smoke.
SCHMELOPPY: "Dude, we need a manager!"
MIDDLETON: "Why?"
SCHMELOPPY: "We're pale. We need to move up to that next level and we haven't done so yet, bro."
MIDDLETON: "Managers will take all our bread, bro. We won't have any money to buy them mighty spliffs like we just burned."
SCHMELOPPY: "Maybe...maybe we should give up the smoke?"
Both men laugh hysterically.
2. HIGH FIDELITY (Schmeloppy & Marc Middleton) vs. THE DYNASTY (Torch & Jason Flatline)
TIME LIMIT: 15:00 | REFEREE: Stu Payne
In one of the greatest aerial shows of all time, both teams took to the sky. High spots included Torch doing a springboard corkscrew moonsault onto Middleton and Schmeloppy crotching Flatline on the top rope and following with a hurricanrana that sent both men into the guard rail surrounding the fans. Since this and all matches featured no rules, the contest ended when Torch brought a chair into the ring and attempted to deliver the Mom Doer to Middleton on said chair. Unfortunately for Torch, Schmeloppy moved the chair and rescued his partner. Middleton hit the Cram It on Torch and Schmeloppy followed with Greetings From Rochester. Flatline was unable to break up the fall and High Fidelity scored the victory.
RESULT: High Fidelity def. The Dynasty (6:14)
While High Fidelity celebrated with fans, Torch and Flatline argued.
[BACKSTAGE ENTRANCE] ACE Tag Team Champions, the Roxbury Express (Wally Daniels & Dante Monaco), enter the building and cross paths with ACE Heavyweight Champion, Maelstrom (still wearing a patch over his left eye).
MONACO: "Good luck tonight, champ."
MAELSTROM: "Same to you guys. If either of you win, I'll be glad to defend my title against you."
DANIELS: "What if you don't keep that title tonight?"
Maelstrom gets in the face of Daniels.
MAELSTROM: "Kid Hideous has no chance. NO CHANCE!"
Maelstrom storms off just as High Fidelity (Schmeloppy & Marc Middleton) enter backstage after their victory.
SCHMELOPPY: "Light `em up, boys! High Def is in the hizouse!"
Middleton sees the Roxbury Express and asks them a question.
MIDDLETON: "Boys, I have one question for you: are you ready?"
MONACO: "Ready for what?"
SCHMELOPPY: "Are you ready to get your smo-"
MIDDLETON: interrupts "No, bro." to Monaco "Are you two ready to defend those titles against the flyest tag team in ACE?"
MONACO: smiling "I'll tell ya what. You guys have come along way. You want a title shot..."
DANIELS: interrupts "Then you can fuckin' earn it, boys! No handouts."
Daniels pulls Monaco away, leaving High Definition stunned.
ACE Female Tag Team Championship Match
3. (C) VICKI MAXIM & KRISSY KARMA vs. SEX & VIOLENCE (Beth Steele & Michelle Marvel)
TIME LIMIT: 20:00 | REFEREE: Tiffany LaChance
Steele and Marvel jumped the champions before the match with steel chairs. After Steele delivered a piledriver to Karma on the arena floor, Karma had to be stretchered to the locker room. Marvel and Steele worked over Maxim for the next few minutes before Marvel put her in the Say Goodnight sleeperhold. S & V were headed for victory until Shorti hit the ring with a steel chair and blasted it over the back of Steele. Marvel saw this and broke the hold but received a chair shot to the face for her effort. Shorti power bombed Marvel and put Maxim over her for the 3 count.
RESULT: Vicki Maxim & Krissy Karma def. Sex & Violence (4:50)
The crowd cheered. Krissy Karma returned from the locker room after the bell and thanked Shorti, who handed the Female Championship belts to Karma and Maxim. The celebration was cut short when Sheik Mohammed Hussein and Kevin Karma hit the ring with kendo sticks and cleared Krissy, Maxim and Shorti from the ring. Steele and Marvel fled to the locker room before Chad Hendrix and Douglas Thorn came out to start the next match.
Kendo Stick Death Match
4. SEX & VIOLENCE (Sheik Mohammed Hussein & Kevin Karma) vs. CHAD HENDRIX & DOUGLAS THORN
TIME LIMIT: 20:00 | REFEREE: Stu Payne
RULES: No pinfalls or submissions. The match is won when both members of a team are knocked out simultaneously for a count of 10 by the referee.
The match started with two kendo sticks in the center of the ring and both teams on opposite sides. When the bell rang, Hendrix and Thorn allowed Hussein and Karma to grab the sticks. The dumbfounded S & V members watched as Krissy Karma and Shorti handed chairs to Hendrix and Thorn, who continually blocked kendo shots from S & V with the chairs. Moments later, Maxim stood up on the apron and took her top off to distract Karma and Hussein. Hendrix and Thorn assaulted Kevin and Hussein from behind, stole the kendo sticks and beat the hell out of them for the next few moments while the crowd cheered for blood. Referee Payne made the first attempted 10 count but Kevin and Hussein both got up, only to receive more kendo stick shots across their foreheads. Kevin was a bloody mess by the 3:50 mark and sought refuge in the crowd, while Hussein was on the receiving end of a two-on-one kendo mess. Krissy kicked Kevin in the groin and rolled him back into the ring. While Karma received the two-on-one kendo stick delivery, Hussein huddled in the corner. Seconds later, he flung a self-made fireball at Hendrix and Thorn, knocking them both down. Hussein and Kevin picked up the kendo sticks and bashed them across the fire-blinded faces of Hendrix and Thorn until both were unconscious and the 10 count was made.
RESULT: Sex & Violence def. Douglas Thorn & Chad Hendrix (5:19)
Krissy, Maxim, Shorti and ACE Medical personnel rushed into the ring to assist Thorn and Hendrix while Steele and Marvel came back to the ring and celebrated with Kevin and Hussein. Lord Michael flew to the ring with a shotgun and cleared the ring of Sex & Violence before attending to his fallen comrades.
[BACKSTAGE] Jonny Page holds a group meeting with the rest of his Lost Souls (Chris Casanova, Pauly McQueen, Misfit, Willow & Valeria).
PAGE: "Tonight is the next step in the domination of ACE Wrestling. Before the end of the evening, six will become seven. Mark my words."
The other five end the short meeting by simultaneously shouting "Hail Page!"
5. LOST SOULS (Jonny Page, Chris Casanova & Pauly McQueen) vs. CODY MALONE & SUBURBAN KNIGHTS (Jesse Kinkade & B.T. Smooth)
TIME LIMIT: 20:00 | REFEREE: Dawson LaChance
After a slow start to the match where neither team gained an advantage, Smooth stepped it up a notch for his team by hitting a face buster on McQueen. Malone was tagged in but instead of continuing the assault on McQueen, Malone bowed to Page and proceeded to super kick Kinkade off the ring apron and knee Smooth in the gut. The crowd booed as Malone became the latest to join the Lost Souls cult. Malone dropped to the mat and allowed Page to pin him for the win.
RESULT: Lost Souls def. Cody Malone & Suburban Knights (3:12)
Instead of leaving well enough alone, the Lost Souls decided to embarrass the Knights by putting each one on a table inside the ring. Malone and Casanova flew from opposite corners and delivered somersault splashes onto the Knights through the tables. Afterward, Page got on the mic.
PAGE: "Soon, you will all know what it feels like to be a Lost Soul."
Page threw the mic down and led his minions back to the locker room.
[BACKSTAGE] Melissa Chase interviews Kaysi Bootman.
CHASE: "Kaysi, tonight you are fighting your best friend for the-"
BOOTMAN: interrupts "Best friend? She was far from a best friend. I was her sidecar, the ground she walked on, the toilet she shit in...tonight, I exact my revenge and take her precious Female Championship title!"
CHASE: "How can you say those things about her? She's the nicest girl ever!"
Instead of answering, Bootman spits on Chase and walks off.
ACE Female Championship Match
6. (C) ANNA MADISON vs. KAYSI BOOTMAN
TIME LIMIT: 30:00 | REFEREE: Tiffany LaChance
Following a staredown of feline proportions, the former friends collided with authority. Bootman scored the first dig after loads of fast-paced action when she raked the eyes of Madison and hurled her through the ropes and out of the ring. Bootman took advantage of the lack of rules and set up a table outside of the ring on which she placed Madison. Bootman went to the top rope and went for the If You See K on Madison through the table outside of the ring but Madison moved and Bootman ate wood. Madison grabbed a chair, threw it at Bootman and dropkicked the chair-covered face of Bootman. The younger sister of Commissioner Bootman bled profusely from the forehead immediately. Madison dragged Bootman in the ring and roughed her up a bit. Bootman bled buckets all over the ring making the match a literal bloodbath for both women. Madison brought another table into the ring, set it up and placed Bootman on it. To keep her in place, Madison delivered a series of hard head butts to Bootman and followed with the Cool Water Splash on Bootman through the table for the win.
RESULT: Anna Madison def. Kaysi Bootman (7:39)
Madison celebrated by wiping the blood of Bootman on her chest as a sign of victory.
[BACKSTAGE MEDICAL CENTER] Lord Michael watches as his friend and tag team partner, Douglas Thorn, and Chad Hendrix are treated for burns due to the Sheik Mohammed Hussein fireball. The Roxbury Express (Wally Daniels & Dante Monaco) stop by.
MONACO: to Michael "How are things looking?"
MICHAEL: serious "Chad and Doug received severe burns but will be all right after a stay in the hospital. Words could never express the frustration I'm feeling toward Hussein and Karma. Unfortunately, I will be taking these feelings out on you two and Hammer later."
Michael walks away. Monaco and Daniels stare awkwardly at one another.
Golden Ticket Ladder Match
7. WALLY DANIELS vs. BENJAMIN HAMMER vs. LORD MICHAEL vs. DANTE MONACO
TIME LIMIT: None | REFEREE: Stu Payne
RULES: A ladder is set up in the middle of the ring and can be used as a weapon and an object to win the match, obtaining a Golden Ticket hanging above the ring on a rope which gives the winner five years to cash in a shot at the ACE Heavyweight Championship.
At the sound of the bell, all four men attempted to climb up the ladder at the same time but fought each other off and all ended up falling backward onto the mat. Monaco and Daniels paired up with Michael to triple-team the hated Hammer for a couple minutes. Michael took over by himself and sought revenge by locking the Mikrocosm on Hammer, thus giving Monaco and Daniels a chance to climb the ladder. Michael broke the hold and pushed the ladder which knocked Daniels and Monaco onto the mat. Throughout the next few moments, Hammer ducked competition while Michael battled with the Roxbury Express. The Express finally used their 2-on-1 advantage at the 5:03 mark when Michael missed a double clothesline and the Express came back with simultaneous savate kicks on Michael. Both of the Express climbed the ladder on opposite sides but this time Hammer shoved the ladder down, knocking Monaco and Daniels to the mat again. Shortly afterward, Hammer picked up the ladder to attempt a move but Michael came off the top rope with a missile dropkick which kicked the ladder into Hammer. Michael added a bit more offense on all three men before setting up the ladder and starting to climb it himself. Out of nowhere, Sheik Mohammed Hussein and Kevin Karma hit the ring with kendo sticks and pounded on Michael as he was about to reach the top. Michael dropped to the mat in agony. Monaco and Daniels ridded the ring of Hussein and Karma before once again simultaneously climbing the ladder on opposite sides. Both men reached the top as the crowd rooted them on. In an awkward moment, the two paused before fighting one another with punches. Monaco rammed Daniels head-first into the ladder but Daniels came back with a head butt. Both men reached up for the ticket, grasped it before Hammer bounced off the ropes and dropkicked the ladder which sent it and the two perched atop it tumbling. Monaco and Daniels flew over the top rope and out of the ring. Hammer reset the ladder and slowly climbed to the top, grabbing the ticket for the win.
RESULT: Benjamin Hammer def. Wally Daniels, Dante Monaco and Lord Michael (9:02)
Hammer dropped to the mat with ticket in hand and rolled out of the ring. Hussein and Karma returned to the ring and punished Michael more until Daniels and Monaco made the save. ACE officials were brought out to break up the melee.
[BACKSTAGE] Melissa Chase is standing with Johnny Chise and Kid Hideous before the main event.
CHASE: "Johnny Chise, your..."
Chise steals the mic and shoves Chase away.
CHISE: looking into camera "TONIGHT...IN WHAT WILL BE THE MOST DANGEROUS MATCH IN ACE HISTORY...KID HIDEOUS WILL EITHER WIN THE ACE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP OR WILL DIE TRYING!"
Hideous grunts. Chise throws the microphone down and both walk away.
ACE Heavyweight Championship Match
8. (C) MAELSTROM vs. KID HIDEOUS w/Johnny Chise
TIME LIMIT: 60:00 | REFEREE: Dawson LaChance
Maelstrom (with a patch covering his left eye) brought a steel chair to the ring and blasted it across the face of Hideous while the crowd all stood cheering. The champion literally annihilated Hideous and after only a few minutes, was set to finish him off before Chise caused a distraction and jumped on the back of Maelstrom. While Maelstrom was fighting him off, other Dynasty members (Jason Flatline and Torch) flew to the ring and set up a table in the ring. Hideous brawled with Maelstrom, finally getting the upper hand thanks to the interference. At the 4:52 mark, Hideous and Flatline laid Maelstrom on the table. Hideous went to the top rope and attempted to splash through the table but Maelstrom moved and Hideous crashed. Maelstrom followed up by clotheslining Flatline out of the ring and power bombing Torch over the top rope onto the arena floor. Chise made one last effort with a steel chair but Maelstrom took it away and bashed it over the head of the manager. Maelstrom brought the enormous Hideous to the top rope and hit the Eye Of The Storm into the rubble. He added two chair shots for good measure and pinned Hideous to retain the title.
RESULT: Maelstrom def. Kid Hideous (6:02)
After the match, Maelstrom threw all Dynasty members out of the ring and proclaimed the end of the group. Maelstrom celebrated while the ring was cleaned up until "Sex & Violence" by Stone Temple Pilots began playing and Sheik Mohammed Hussein emerged from the locker room with Kevin Karma toting behind him. Hussein shouted Farsi at Maelstrom shortly before Benjamin Hammer crawled out from under the ring which shocked the crowd. Hammer brought referee LaChance back into the ring and instantly cashed in his Golden Ticket, challenging Maelstrom for his ACE Heavyweight Championship in another match without rules.
ACE Heavyweight Championship (Golden Ticket Cashed In)
9. (C) MAELSTROM vs. BENJAMIN HAMMER
TIME LIMIT: 60:00 | REFEREE: Dawson LaChance
Hammer started out by slapping Maelstrom which did not affect the champion, who retalliated by pushing Hammer into the corner and head butting him all over. Maelstrom followed with a splash and went for his finisher but Hussein climbed into the ring and started to set up another fireball. Maelstrom dropped Hammer and went after Hussein, who fled the ring immediately. The momentary distraction allowed Kevin Karma to slide a steel chair to Hammer, who bashed it over the back of Maelstrom's skull several times. Maelstrom plummetted to the mat with a thud. Karma and Hussein dragged Maelstrom to a corner where they assisted Hammer in executing the Hammer Throw on Maelstrom, throwing the champion all the way across the ring. Hammer covered Maelstrom for the win and title.
RESULT: Benjamin Hammer def. Maelstrom (3:55) to become new ACE Heavyweight Champion
The crowd booed as Hammer raised the title in the air and pronounced himself the new "FACE OF ACE!"
RESULTS RECAP
1. Lost Souls (Willow & Valeria) def. Sarah Doom & Misfit [4:09]
2. High Fidelity (Schmeloppy & Marc Middleton) def. The Dynasty (Jason Flatline & Torch) [6:14]
3. ACE Female Tag Team Championship - (C) Vicki Maxim & Krissy Karma def. Sex & Violence (Michelle Marvel & Beth Steele) [4:50]
4. Kendo Stick Death Match - Sex & Violence (Kevin Karma & Sheik Mohammed Hussein) def. Chad Hendrix & Douglas Thorn [5:19]
5. Lost Souls (Jonny Page, Chris Casanova & Pauly McQueen) def. Cody Malone & Suburban Knights (Jesse Kinkade & B.T. Smooth) [3:12]
6. ACE Female Championship - (C) Anna Madison def. Kaysi Bootman [7:39]
7. Golden Ticket Ladder Match - Benjamin Hammer def. Wally Daniels, Dante Monaco and Lord Michael [9:02]
8. ACE Heavyweight Championship - (C) Maelstrom def. Kid Hideous [6:02]
9. ACE Heavyweight Championship - Benjamin Hammer def. (C) Maelstrom
ROLL CALL OF CHAMPIONS
ACE Heavyweight Champion: Benjamin Hammer [New!]
ACE Tag Team Champions: Roxbury Express (Wally Daniels & Dante Monaco) [81 Days]
ACE Television Champion: Chad Hendrix [18 Days]
ACE Female Champion: Anna Madison [56 Days]
ACE Female Tag Team Champions: Vicki Maxim & Krissy Karma [28 Days]
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
HEAT OF THE MOMENT TV #16
ROSTER ADDITIONS:
Jesse Kinkade
HEIGHT: 6-0
WEIGHT: 205
HOMETOWN: Aceland, OH
FINISHER: JK540 (540 splash) / [Tag Team] Dazed & Confused (Power Slam from Smooth followed by 540 splash from Kinkade)
THEME: "Suburban Knights" (Hard-Fi)
HAIR: Short, light brown
OUTFIT: White and blue wrestling shorts, blue boots
TAG TEAM: Suburban Knights w/B.T. Smooth
B.T. Smooth
HEIGHT: 6-1
WEIGHT: 215
HOMETOWN: Aceland, OH
FINISHER: Smooth Move (Cradle Piledriver) / [Tag Team] Dazed & Confused (Power Slam from Smooth followed by 540 splash from Kinkade)
THEME: "Suburban Knights" (Hard-Fi)
HAIR: Short, brown
OUTFIT: White and blue wrestling pants, blue boots
TAG TEAM: Suburban Knights w/Jesse Kinkade
ACE / American Championship Entertainment presents
HEAT OF THE MOMENT TV #16
LIVE! from the New Orleans Arena
New Orleans, LA
May 27, 2009
Intro Music: "Heat Of The Moment" by Asia
THE TEMPLE
Lost Souls leader Jonny Page stands at a pulpit in the ring wearing a black suit with black undershirt. Behind him in white robes are fellow members Chris Casanova, Pauly McQueen, Willow and Valeria. Page speaks.
PAGE: "Last week, this show emanated from the cesspool of sin and violence known as Chicago. This week, we are in the hurricane hellhole known as New Orleans." instant boos from the crowd "Boo all you want, you heathens deserved everything you got from Mother Nature a few years ago!"
Several visibly frustrated fans jump the rail and try to enter the ring but are beaten down by Chris Casanova and Pauly McQueen. Page attempts to continue but "Suburban Knights" by Hard-Fi begins playing, bringing out Cody Malone and the Suburban Knights (Jesse Kinkade & B.T. Smooth emerge from the locker room to the fans' approval.
MALONE: "Jonny Page, nobody likes you or your minions. Why don't you get outta the ring before the fans from this great city murder your scrawny ass!"
The crowd roars before Page, Casanova and McQueen climb out of the ring and begin brawling with Malone and the Knights until ACE Security breaks up the fracas.
[BACKSTAGE] Melissa Chase interviews ACE Female Championship Anna Madison and Kaysi Bootman about the dissension last week.
CHASE: to Bootman "Last week, you seemed to have a problem with..."
BOOTMAN: interrupts "I know what you're gonna say, toots, but let's just drop that talk right now because all is well for Anna Madison and Kaysi Bootman. Tonight, we are gonna take the Female Tag Team straps tonight. End of story."
MADISON: "We worked out our differences and are only focused on tag team gold, Melissa. Tonight, I'm looking to become a champion once again."
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
Ace Female Tag Team Championship Match
1. (C) VICKI MAXIM & KRISSY KARMA vs. ANNA MADISON & KAYSI BOOTMAN
TIME LIMIT: 10:00 | REFEREE: Tiffany LaChance
Bootman and Madison were on the same page early on, dominating the champions. Bootman scored a near fall after hitting Maxim with a somersault missile dropkick. After Maxim kicked out, Bootman stood up near her corner and Madison tagged herself in. A shocked Bootman watched as Madison went after Maxim. Bootman pulled Madison back and argued with her about the tag. Madison turned around to get back to the match but was pulled by her hair by Bootman, who delivered a DDT to Madison and followed with a piledriver. The crowd booed and Bootman left the ring in disgust. Maxim tagged out to Karma, who came in and reluctantly nailed Madison with Instant Karma for the win.
RESULT: Vicki Maxim & Krissy Karma def. Anna Madison & Kaysi Bootman (5:58)
Following the bell, Karma and Maxim helped Madison to her feet but Bootman came back with a steel chair and cleared the tag champs out of the ring. Bootman bashed the chair over the back of Madison and set the chair atop Madison's chest. After giving the crowd double middle fingers, Bootman hit the If You See K on Madison on the chair to strengthen the impact. Commissioner Bootman came out and confronted his sister.
COMMISH: taking the chair away from her "Kaysi, what the hell are you doing?"
KAYSI: "I'm proving my worth around here. I want a title match with Anna Madison or there will be hell to pay."
COMMISH: "You haven't earned it."
KAYSI: "Earned it? Not only am I the greatest female athlete in this promotion but I used to wrestle with the men! REMEMBER?"
Commissioner Bootman helps Anna Madison to her feet. A struggling Madison pulls the mic from him.
MADISON: barely alive "SSSiiiiiign...the fucking...match..."
Madison drops to the mat.
COMMISH: "If the champ wants it, she can have it. At Nothing Else Matters, Anna Madison will defend the Female Championship against...Kaysi...Bootman. No disqualification. No rules. Anything goes."
The crowd boos as Kaysi Bootman parades around the ring.
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
Golden Ticket Ladder Match Qualifying Match #4
2. TORCH vs. DANTE MONACO vs. SCHMELOPPY vs. MARC MIDDLETON
TIME LIMIT: 10:00 | REFEREE: Stu Payne
High Definition teammates Schmeloppy and Middleton fought off the other two until Middleton missed a moonsault bodyblock when Monaco moved. Monaco hit the Inferno on Middleton and scored the first pinfall. Schmeloppy and Torch continued their feud. Torch hurled Schmeloppy over the top rope onto the arena floor and followed with a springboard corkscrew moonsault onto Schmeloppy which drew a nice pop from the crowd. Both men laid motionless for a while and Monaco allowed referee Payne to start counting them out. Torch finally got to his feet and started to climb back into the ring but Schmeloppy pulled him out and DDT'd him on the arena floor. Both men proceeded to fight outside of the ring until Payne counted them out and awarded the win to Monaco.
ORDER OF ELIMINATION: 1. Dante Monaco def. Marc Middleton (3:09); 2. Dante Monaco def. Schmeloppy, Torch (4:38, DCO)
The crowd booed the finish but changed their mind when Torch and Schmeloppy continued their brawl through the first and second rows of the arena. Middleton came back to assist his teammate, prompting Jason Flatline to exit the locker room and even the sides. ACE officials broke up the melee.
[LOCKER ROOM: Anna Madison] Madison is alone in front of the camera, holding an ice pack across her chest.
MADISON: "Kaysi Bootman, believe it or not you taught me something. You taught me that no matter how a flower looks on the outside, it still smells like shit on the inside. I'm sick of being Mrs. Anna Nice Girl. I'm the ACE Female Champion which proves I am the best. You crossed the line and I'm gonna put you in your place this Sunday night."
HAMMER TIME
On a set off to the side of the ACE entrance ramp, Sex & Violence (Benjamin Hammer, Kevin Karma, Sheik Mohammed Hussein, Michelle Marvel and Beth Steele) are seated on a black sectional couch with pictures of Marilyn Monroe, Scarface and other assorted sexy and/or violent material behind them. Hammer speaks first.
HAMMER: "We now know the final four, the participants in Sunday's Golden Ticket Ladder Match. We may as well just call it the Benjamin Hammer Exhibition Match because, being the best athlete in ACE and all, I am going to show up the other competitors like a Harlem Globetrotter to the Washington Generals. Even better news for me is another shot at the Television title tonight. Tonight, both Lord Michael and Chad Hendrix will feel my wrath tonight as I reclaim the gold which is rightfully mine."
Marvel grabs the mic from Hammer.
MARVEL: "Tonight, the rest of us will be in battle royals which we will surely dominate...but I have a challenge to make for Sunday. Vicki Maxim and Krissy Karma, Beth and I want a rematch for those Female Tag Team titles! We got screwed two weeks ago and you need a PPV opponent, don't ya? Yeah, I think you do."
Vicki Maxim and Krissy Karma came out.
MAXIM: "First off, ladies, you didn't get screwed two weeks ago. You lost because Krissy and I are the better tag team." crowd cheer "As for Sunday, I don't know...we just beat you...I'm not sure if..."
MARVEL: interrupts "If you don't think we're ready, how about this. If we win the Female Battle Royal tonight, we'll surely have earned it. If not, we'll never ask for another title shot."
Maxim asks the fans what they think and they tell her to accept.
MAXIM: "Deal. If one of you win the battle royal, you get a title shot against us on Sunday. If neither of you win, your title shot days are over."
ACE ACROSS AMERICA
From his temporary backstage office, Commissioner Andrew Bootman hypes the promotion.
BOOTMAN: "As you heard earlier, we now have at least one and maybe two additional matches for Nothing Else Matters on Sunday. The ACE Female Championship and MAYBE the Female Tag Team Championship will both be up for grabs. Anna Madison will defend her title against...former friend and...my...sister...Kaysi Bootman. Earlier tonight, Kaysi showed her true feelings by assaulting Anna after another disagreement. Also...if Beth Steele or Michelle Marvel of Sex & Violence can win the Female Battle Royal later tonight, they will receive a Female Tag Team Championship shot at the PPV against Vicki Maxim & Krissy Karma. This is in addition to what is already a huge event, featuring a main event with Maelstrom defending the ACE Heavyweight Championship aginst Kid Hideous; the Golden Ticket Ladder Match pitting Lord Michael, Wally Daniels, Dante Monaco and Benjamin Hammer against one another for a future shot at the Heavyweight belt; a Kendo Stick Death Match between Sex & Violence members Sheik Mohammed Hussein & Kevin Karma against Chad Hendrix & Douglas Thorn; the Lost Souls men - Jonny Page, Chris Casanova & Pauly McQueen - against Cody Malone and the Suburban Knights; the Lost Souls women - Willow & Valeria - against Sarah Doom & Misfit. It's gonna be one hell of a match and...and you know what, I have another one I'm gonna add: High Fidelity will battle The Dynasty duo of Torch & Jason Flatline. You heard it here first! Remember, all matches are ANYTHING GOES. That means no disqualification, no countout, no rules! This will be the only ACE PPV ever in which we hold this type of action. I now have a couple injury updates. First, Shorti is recovering at home after the heinous attack last week from Sex & Violence. Expect to see her soon. Last week, Charlie Piasio of the Dynasty was injured in the Maelstrom chaos and will be out of action indefinitely. I understand we now have Dante Monaco and Wally Daniels standing by in their locker room with Melissa Chase."
Chase is shown standing next to a sweaty Monaco and his tag team partner, Wally Daniels.
CHASE: "Guys, you both have qualified for the big Golden Ticket Ladder Match. Being friends and ACE Tag Team Champions, how does that play into your match planning?"
MONACO: "Melissa, we are teammates but first and foremost...we are competitors. This is not a tag team match, this is the biggest match of our lives. The ACE Heavyweight Championship is the pinnacle of this promotion and both of us will do anything to get a chance at winning that belt. Yes, we have both had chances in the past while blinded by the Dynasty light. This time, we are free-thinking and ready to obtain the biggest prize in the business!"
DANIELS: "Ya know, Melissa, you're new around here but I'm sure you are already well aware of the importance of this belt which means this is the most important match of our lives. If we have to beat the holy hell out of one another to get that ticket, we shall. And after the match, we'll be the best of friends."
CHASE: "Back to you, Commish..."
Commissioner Bootman is shown again.
BOOTMAN: "One more announcement. As you know, ACE loves to blatantly rip off pop culture and other gimmicks. Next week on Heat Of The Moment, the first edition of American Wrestling Idol will debut! Four rookie competitors from wrestling schools worldwide, two men and two women, will all vie for a job with the company. So long!"
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
ACE Television Championship Elimination Match
3. (C) CHAD HENDRIX vs. BENJAMIN HAMMER vs. LORD MICHAEL
TIME LIMIT: 10:00 | REFEREE: Dawson LaChance
In one of the greatest Television Championship matches of all time, each man wrestled his "A" game. Hammer pummeled both opponents early, hurling Hendrix out of the ring at one point and power bombing Michael over the top rope onto the champ. Hammer followed with a springboard 540 splash onto both men which drew a huge pop from the crowd. Unfortunately, this wore Hammer out and he stayed outside for a short time while Michael and Hendrix brought the match back into the ring. Michael repeatedly tried to lock the Mikrocosm on Hendrix but the champ escaped every time. Both tangled with one another in amateur wrestling fashion until Hammer climbed back into the ring, butted their heads together and delivered simultaneous DDTs. Hammer went for the Hammer Throw on Michael but Michael reversed it into a tornado DDT. Both Hammer and Michael traded fists afterward, allowing Hendrix to step in and spin kick Michael into Hammer, knocking both down. Hendrix delivered Air Miles to Hammer and the same to Michael before simultaneously pinning both for the amazing win.
RESULT: Chad Hendrix def. Benjamin Hammer, Lord Michael (7:01)
Following the match, Kevin Karma and Sheik Mohammed Hussein hit the ring with kendo sticks and (along with Hammer) assaulted Hendrix and Michael. Douglas Thorn came out to even the sides but the damage had already been done. Hendrix and Michael were left laying in a pile of their own blood.
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
Female Battle Royal
4. PARTICIPANTS: SWEET TOOTH INC. (Cotton Candi & Lollipop), SARAH DOOM, MISFIT, LOST SOULS (Willow & Valeria), SEX & VIOLENCE (Beth Steele & Michelle Marvel)
TIME LIMIT: None | REFEREES: (outside the ring) Tiffany LaChance, Dawson LaChance
Lollipop was eliminated at the sound of the bell when Steele clotheslined her backward over the top rope and out of the ring. Willow and Valeria went after their PPV opponents Doom & Misfit, leaving Candi to face Steele and Marvel. The two S & V women cornered her but Candi escaped, clotheslined Marvel and dropped Steele to the mat with a Russian leg sweep. Candi followed by power bombing Steele out of the ring for the upset elimination. Candi received a huge pop from the crowd which did not last long before Marvel got back to her feet and slapped on the Say Goodnight sleeperhold. On the other side of the ring, Willow and Valeria were being beaten down by Doom and the psycho Misfit. Lost Souls leader Jonny Page came to the ring, with Chris Casanova and Pauly McQueen behind him. McQueen snuck a foreign object to Valeria behind the back of both referees, which she used to bash in the back of Misfit and Doom, allowing herself and Willow to eliminate both. Shortly after, Marvel hurled a totally unconscious Candi out of the ring. Outside of the ring, Cody Malone and the Suburban Knights (Jesse Kinkade & B.T. Smooth) came out to brawl with Page and his Lost Souls. This distracted Willow and Valeria, allowing Marvel to eliminate both with a dropkick for the win.
WINNER: Michelle Marvel / ORDER OF ELIMINATION: 1. Lollipop (0:02, Beth Steele); 2. Beth Steele (2:05, Cotton Candi), 3 & 4. Sarah Doom, Misfit (4:50, Valeria & Willow), 5. Cotton Candi (5:10, Michelle Marvel), 6 & 7. Willow, Valeria (5:31, Michelle Marvel)
This win gave Marvel & Steele an ACE Female Tag Team Championship shot at the PPV. While ACE Security broke up the fracas outside of the ring, Steele came out and celebrated with Marvel inside of the ring. For their scuffle outside of the ring, the Lost Souls, Cody Malone and Suburban Knights were all removed from the upcoming male Battle Royal.
[BACKSTAGE] Melissa Chase interviewed ACE Heavyweight Champion Maelstrom, still wearing patch over left eye..
CHASE: "Champ, you haven't competed in an official match for the last few weeks...how do you feel going into the battle royal which features your PPV opponent...Kid...Hideous?"
MAELSTROM: "Tonight, is the penultimate step in removing Kid Hideous from my life and ACE Wrestling. With authority, I shall make him suffer. Make him pay." looks into camera "MAKE HIM FEEL THE WHIRLPOOL OF MADNESS THAT IS MAELSTROM!"
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
Battle Royal
5. PARTICIPANTS: WALLY DANIELS, DOUGLAS THORN, SEX & VIOLENCE (Kevin Karma & Sheik Mohammed Hussein), MAELSTROM, THE DYNASTY (Kid Hideous & Jason Flatline)
TIME LIMIT: None | REFEREES: (outside) Stu Payne, Dawson LaChance
Maelstrom and Hideous went right after one another while the others watched in amazement. Flatline attempted to help his partner but Maelstrom threw him at Wally Daniels, who nailed Flatline with the Parkway Power Bomb over the top rope and out of the ring for the first elimination. Karma and Hussein attempted to eliminate Thorn but Thorn raked the eyes of Hussein and hurled Karma over the top rope for the next elimination. Hussein ran into Daniels, who leveled him with a PPB in the center of the ring. Meanwhile, Hideous attempted to punch the injured eye of Maelstrom but the champ ducked and put Hideous in a bear hug before dropping him throat-first across the top rope. The crowd roared. The next elimination came when Thorn attempted to remove Hussein from the ring but Daniels instead shoved both men over the top rope and out of the ring to eliminate both men. Three men remained. Instead of watching the other two, Daniels was proactive and went after them. He failed when Hideous caught Daniels with a head butt, knocking him to the mat. Maelstrom kneed Hideous from behind into the corner before attempting what would be an amazing version of the Eye Of The Storm. While Maelstrom had Hideous set up for it, Daniels delivered a springboard dropkick into both men and sent them over the top rope and onto the arena floor for the win.
WINNER: Wally Daniels / ORDER OF ELIMINATION: 1. Jason Flatline (1:52, Wally Daniels), 2. Kevin Karma (2:20, Douglas Thorn), 3 & 4. Douglas Thorn, Sheik Mohammed Hussein (4:33, Wally Daniels), 5 & 6. Maelstrom, Kid Hideous (6:12)
Following the elimination, Maelstrom and Hideous continued fighting outside of the ring. Dante Monaco came out and congratulated Daniels, prompting Lord Michael and Benjamin Hammer to also emerge from the locker room. The four qualifiers for the Golden Ticket Ladder Match stared one another down inside the ring while Maelstrom and Hideous continued brawling outside. Monaco and Daniels stopped the staring and clotheslined Michael and Hammer. ACE Security came out and stopped the madness as the show ended.
RESULTS RECAP
1. ACE Female Tag Team Championship - (C) Vicki Maxim & Krissy Karma def. Anna Madison & Kaysi Bootman [5:58]
2. Golden Ticket Ladder Match Qualifier #4 - Dante Monaco def. Torch (CO), Schmeloppy (CO) and Marc Middleton [4:38]
3. ACE Television Championship Elimination Match - (C) Chad Hendrix def. Benjamin Hammer, Lord Michael [7:01]
4. Female Battle Royal - Michelle Marvel def. Willow, Valeria, Cotton Candi, Sarah Doom, Misfit, Beth Steele and Lollipop [5:31]
5. Battle Royal - Wally Daniels def. Maelstrom, Kid Hideous, Sheik Mohammed Hussein, Douglas Thorn, Kevin Karma and Jason Flatline [6:12]
ROLL CALL OF CHAMPIONS
ACE Heavyweight Champion: Maelstrom [80 Days]
ACE Tag Team Champions: Roxbury Express (Wally Daniels & Dante Monaco) [77 Days]
ACE Television Champion: Chad Hendrix [14 Days]
ACE Female Champion: Anna Madison [52 Days]
ACE Female Tag Team Champions: Vicki Maxim & Krissy Karma [24 Days]
NOTHING ELSE MATTERS on May 31 live on PPV!
All matches are Anything Goes
Lost Souls (Valeria & Willow) vs. Sarah Doom & Misfit
High Fidelity (Schmeloppy & Marc Middleton) vs. The Dynasty (Torch & Jason Flatline)
ACE Female Tag Championship Match
(C) Krissy Karma & Vicki Maxim vs. Sex & Violence (Beth Steele & Michelle Marvel)
Kendo Stick Death Match
Sex & Violence (Sheik Mohammed Hussein & Kevin Karma) vs. Chad Hendrix & Douglas Thorn
Lost Souls (Jonny Page, Chris Casanova & Pauly McQueen) vs. Cody Malone & Suburban Knights (Jesse Kinkade & B.T. Smooth)
ACE Female Championship Match
(C) Anna Madison vs. Kaysi Bootman
Golden Ticket Ladder Match
Winner receives shot at ACE Heavyweight Championship
Entrant #1 - Wally Daniels
Entrant #2 - Lord Michael
Entrant #3 - Benjamin Hammer
Entrant #4 - Dante Monaco
ACE Heavyweight Championship Match
(C) Maelstrom vs. Kid Hideous
Jesse Kinkade
HEIGHT: 6-0
WEIGHT: 205
HOMETOWN: Aceland, OH
FINISHER: JK540 (540 splash) / [Tag Team] Dazed & Confused (Power Slam from Smooth followed by 540 splash from Kinkade)
THEME: "Suburban Knights" (Hard-Fi)
HAIR: Short, light brown
OUTFIT: White and blue wrestling shorts, blue boots
TAG TEAM: Suburban Knights w/B.T. Smooth
B.T. Smooth
HEIGHT: 6-1
WEIGHT: 215
HOMETOWN: Aceland, OH
FINISHER: Smooth Move (Cradle Piledriver) / [Tag Team] Dazed & Confused (Power Slam from Smooth followed by 540 splash from Kinkade)
THEME: "Suburban Knights" (Hard-Fi)
HAIR: Short, brown
OUTFIT: White and blue wrestling pants, blue boots
TAG TEAM: Suburban Knights w/Jesse Kinkade
ACE / American Championship Entertainment presents
HEAT OF THE MOMENT TV #16
LIVE! from the New Orleans Arena
New Orleans, LA
May 27, 2009
Intro Music: "Heat Of The Moment" by Asia
THE TEMPLE
Lost Souls leader Jonny Page stands at a pulpit in the ring wearing a black suit with black undershirt. Behind him in white robes are fellow members Chris Casanova, Pauly McQueen, Willow and Valeria. Page speaks.
PAGE: "Last week, this show emanated from the cesspool of sin and violence known as Chicago. This week, we are in the hurricane hellhole known as New Orleans." instant boos from the crowd "Boo all you want, you heathens deserved everything you got from Mother Nature a few years ago!"
Several visibly frustrated fans jump the rail and try to enter the ring but are beaten down by Chris Casanova and Pauly McQueen. Page attempts to continue but "Suburban Knights" by Hard-Fi begins playing, bringing out Cody Malone and the Suburban Knights (Jesse Kinkade & B.T. Smooth emerge from the locker room to the fans' approval.
MALONE: "Jonny Page, nobody likes you or your minions. Why don't you get outta the ring before the fans from this great city murder your scrawny ass!"
The crowd roars before Page, Casanova and McQueen climb out of the ring and begin brawling with Malone and the Knights until ACE Security breaks up the fracas.
[BACKSTAGE] Melissa Chase interviews ACE Female Championship Anna Madison and Kaysi Bootman about the dissension last week.
CHASE: to Bootman "Last week, you seemed to have a problem with..."
BOOTMAN: interrupts "I know what you're gonna say, toots, but let's just drop that talk right now because all is well for Anna Madison and Kaysi Bootman. Tonight, we are gonna take the Female Tag Team straps tonight. End of story."
MADISON: "We worked out our differences and are only focused on tag team gold, Melissa. Tonight, I'm looking to become a champion once again."
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
Ace Female Tag Team Championship Match
1. (C) VICKI MAXIM & KRISSY KARMA vs. ANNA MADISON & KAYSI BOOTMAN
TIME LIMIT: 10:00 | REFEREE: Tiffany LaChance
Bootman and Madison were on the same page early on, dominating the champions. Bootman scored a near fall after hitting Maxim with a somersault missile dropkick. After Maxim kicked out, Bootman stood up near her corner and Madison tagged herself in. A shocked Bootman watched as Madison went after Maxim. Bootman pulled Madison back and argued with her about the tag. Madison turned around to get back to the match but was pulled by her hair by Bootman, who delivered a DDT to Madison and followed with a piledriver. The crowd booed and Bootman left the ring in disgust. Maxim tagged out to Karma, who came in and reluctantly nailed Madison with Instant Karma for the win.
RESULT: Vicki Maxim & Krissy Karma def. Anna Madison & Kaysi Bootman (5:58)
Following the bell, Karma and Maxim helped Madison to her feet but Bootman came back with a steel chair and cleared the tag champs out of the ring. Bootman bashed the chair over the back of Madison and set the chair atop Madison's chest. After giving the crowd double middle fingers, Bootman hit the If You See K on Madison on the chair to strengthen the impact. Commissioner Bootman came out and confronted his sister.
COMMISH: taking the chair away from her "Kaysi, what the hell are you doing?"
KAYSI: "I'm proving my worth around here. I want a title match with Anna Madison or there will be hell to pay."
COMMISH: "You haven't earned it."
KAYSI: "Earned it? Not only am I the greatest female athlete in this promotion but I used to wrestle with the men! REMEMBER?"
Commissioner Bootman helps Anna Madison to her feet. A struggling Madison pulls the mic from him.
MADISON: barely alive "SSSiiiiiign...the fucking...match..."
Madison drops to the mat.
COMMISH: "If the champ wants it, she can have it. At Nothing Else Matters, Anna Madison will defend the Female Championship against...Kaysi...Bootman. No disqualification. No rules. Anything goes."
The crowd boos as Kaysi Bootman parades around the ring.
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
Golden Ticket Ladder Match Qualifying Match #4
2. TORCH vs. DANTE MONACO vs. SCHMELOPPY vs. MARC MIDDLETON
TIME LIMIT: 10:00 | REFEREE: Stu Payne
High Definition teammates Schmeloppy and Middleton fought off the other two until Middleton missed a moonsault bodyblock when Monaco moved. Monaco hit the Inferno on Middleton and scored the first pinfall. Schmeloppy and Torch continued their feud. Torch hurled Schmeloppy over the top rope onto the arena floor and followed with a springboard corkscrew moonsault onto Schmeloppy which drew a nice pop from the crowd. Both men laid motionless for a while and Monaco allowed referee Payne to start counting them out. Torch finally got to his feet and started to climb back into the ring but Schmeloppy pulled him out and DDT'd him on the arena floor. Both men proceeded to fight outside of the ring until Payne counted them out and awarded the win to Monaco.
ORDER OF ELIMINATION: 1. Dante Monaco def. Marc Middleton (3:09); 2. Dante Monaco def. Schmeloppy, Torch (4:38, DCO)
The crowd booed the finish but changed their mind when Torch and Schmeloppy continued their brawl through the first and second rows of the arena. Middleton came back to assist his teammate, prompting Jason Flatline to exit the locker room and even the sides. ACE officials broke up the melee.
[LOCKER ROOM: Anna Madison] Madison is alone in front of the camera, holding an ice pack across her chest.
MADISON: "Kaysi Bootman, believe it or not you taught me something. You taught me that no matter how a flower looks on the outside, it still smells like shit on the inside. I'm sick of being Mrs. Anna Nice Girl. I'm the ACE Female Champion which proves I am the best. You crossed the line and I'm gonna put you in your place this Sunday night."
HAMMER TIME
On a set off to the side of the ACE entrance ramp, Sex & Violence (Benjamin Hammer, Kevin Karma, Sheik Mohammed Hussein, Michelle Marvel and Beth Steele) are seated on a black sectional couch with pictures of Marilyn Monroe, Scarface and other assorted sexy and/or violent material behind them. Hammer speaks first.
HAMMER: "We now know the final four, the participants in Sunday's Golden Ticket Ladder Match. We may as well just call it the Benjamin Hammer Exhibition Match because, being the best athlete in ACE and all, I am going to show up the other competitors like a Harlem Globetrotter to the Washington Generals. Even better news for me is another shot at the Television title tonight. Tonight, both Lord Michael and Chad Hendrix will feel my wrath tonight as I reclaim the gold which is rightfully mine."
Marvel grabs the mic from Hammer.
MARVEL: "Tonight, the rest of us will be in battle royals which we will surely dominate...but I have a challenge to make for Sunday. Vicki Maxim and Krissy Karma, Beth and I want a rematch for those Female Tag Team titles! We got screwed two weeks ago and you need a PPV opponent, don't ya? Yeah, I think you do."
Vicki Maxim and Krissy Karma came out.
MAXIM: "First off, ladies, you didn't get screwed two weeks ago. You lost because Krissy and I are the better tag team." crowd cheer "As for Sunday, I don't know...we just beat you...I'm not sure if..."
MARVEL: interrupts "If you don't think we're ready, how about this. If we win the Female Battle Royal tonight, we'll surely have earned it. If not, we'll never ask for another title shot."
Maxim asks the fans what they think and they tell her to accept.
MAXIM: "Deal. If one of you win the battle royal, you get a title shot against us on Sunday. If neither of you win, your title shot days are over."
ACE ACROSS AMERICA
From his temporary backstage office, Commissioner Andrew Bootman hypes the promotion.
BOOTMAN: "As you heard earlier, we now have at least one and maybe two additional matches for Nothing Else Matters on Sunday. The ACE Female Championship and MAYBE the Female Tag Team Championship will both be up for grabs. Anna Madison will defend her title against...former friend and...my...sister...Kaysi Bootman. Earlier tonight, Kaysi showed her true feelings by assaulting Anna after another disagreement. Also...if Beth Steele or Michelle Marvel of Sex & Violence can win the Female Battle Royal later tonight, they will receive a Female Tag Team Championship shot at the PPV against Vicki Maxim & Krissy Karma. This is in addition to what is already a huge event, featuring a main event with Maelstrom defending the ACE Heavyweight Championship aginst Kid Hideous; the Golden Ticket Ladder Match pitting Lord Michael, Wally Daniels, Dante Monaco and Benjamin Hammer against one another for a future shot at the Heavyweight belt; a Kendo Stick Death Match between Sex & Violence members Sheik Mohammed Hussein & Kevin Karma against Chad Hendrix & Douglas Thorn; the Lost Souls men - Jonny Page, Chris Casanova & Pauly McQueen - against Cody Malone and the Suburban Knights; the Lost Souls women - Willow & Valeria - against Sarah Doom & Misfit. It's gonna be one hell of a match and...and you know what, I have another one I'm gonna add: High Fidelity will battle The Dynasty duo of Torch & Jason Flatline. You heard it here first! Remember, all matches are ANYTHING GOES. That means no disqualification, no countout, no rules! This will be the only ACE PPV ever in which we hold this type of action. I now have a couple injury updates. First, Shorti is recovering at home after the heinous attack last week from Sex & Violence. Expect to see her soon. Last week, Charlie Piasio of the Dynasty was injured in the Maelstrom chaos and will be out of action indefinitely. I understand we now have Dante Monaco and Wally Daniels standing by in their locker room with Melissa Chase."
Chase is shown standing next to a sweaty Monaco and his tag team partner, Wally Daniels.
CHASE: "Guys, you both have qualified for the big Golden Ticket Ladder Match. Being friends and ACE Tag Team Champions, how does that play into your match planning?"
MONACO: "Melissa, we are teammates but first and foremost...we are competitors. This is not a tag team match, this is the biggest match of our lives. The ACE Heavyweight Championship is the pinnacle of this promotion and both of us will do anything to get a chance at winning that belt. Yes, we have both had chances in the past while blinded by the Dynasty light. This time, we are free-thinking and ready to obtain the biggest prize in the business!"
DANIELS: "Ya know, Melissa, you're new around here but I'm sure you are already well aware of the importance of this belt which means this is the most important match of our lives. If we have to beat the holy hell out of one another to get that ticket, we shall. And after the match, we'll be the best of friends."
CHASE: "Back to you, Commish..."
Commissioner Bootman is shown again.
BOOTMAN: "One more announcement. As you know, ACE loves to blatantly rip off pop culture and other gimmicks. Next week on Heat Of The Moment, the first edition of American Wrestling Idol will debut! Four rookie competitors from wrestling schools worldwide, two men and two women, will all vie for a job with the company. So long!"
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
ACE Television Championship Elimination Match
3. (C) CHAD HENDRIX vs. BENJAMIN HAMMER vs. LORD MICHAEL
TIME LIMIT: 10:00 | REFEREE: Dawson LaChance
In one of the greatest Television Championship matches of all time, each man wrestled his "A" game. Hammer pummeled both opponents early, hurling Hendrix out of the ring at one point and power bombing Michael over the top rope onto the champ. Hammer followed with a springboard 540 splash onto both men which drew a huge pop from the crowd. Unfortunately, this wore Hammer out and he stayed outside for a short time while Michael and Hendrix brought the match back into the ring. Michael repeatedly tried to lock the Mikrocosm on Hendrix but the champ escaped every time. Both tangled with one another in amateur wrestling fashion until Hammer climbed back into the ring, butted their heads together and delivered simultaneous DDTs. Hammer went for the Hammer Throw on Michael but Michael reversed it into a tornado DDT. Both Hammer and Michael traded fists afterward, allowing Hendrix to step in and spin kick Michael into Hammer, knocking both down. Hendrix delivered Air Miles to Hammer and the same to Michael before simultaneously pinning both for the amazing win.
RESULT: Chad Hendrix def. Benjamin Hammer, Lord Michael (7:01)
Following the match, Kevin Karma and Sheik Mohammed Hussein hit the ring with kendo sticks and (along with Hammer) assaulted Hendrix and Michael. Douglas Thorn came out to even the sides but the damage had already been done. Hendrix and Michael were left laying in a pile of their own blood.
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
Female Battle Royal
4. PARTICIPANTS: SWEET TOOTH INC. (Cotton Candi & Lollipop), SARAH DOOM, MISFIT, LOST SOULS (Willow & Valeria), SEX & VIOLENCE (Beth Steele & Michelle Marvel)
TIME LIMIT: None | REFEREES: (outside the ring) Tiffany LaChance, Dawson LaChance
Lollipop was eliminated at the sound of the bell when Steele clotheslined her backward over the top rope and out of the ring. Willow and Valeria went after their PPV opponents Doom & Misfit, leaving Candi to face Steele and Marvel. The two S & V women cornered her but Candi escaped, clotheslined Marvel and dropped Steele to the mat with a Russian leg sweep. Candi followed by power bombing Steele out of the ring for the upset elimination. Candi received a huge pop from the crowd which did not last long before Marvel got back to her feet and slapped on the Say Goodnight sleeperhold. On the other side of the ring, Willow and Valeria were being beaten down by Doom and the psycho Misfit. Lost Souls leader Jonny Page came to the ring, with Chris Casanova and Pauly McQueen behind him. McQueen snuck a foreign object to Valeria behind the back of both referees, which she used to bash in the back of Misfit and Doom, allowing herself and Willow to eliminate both. Shortly after, Marvel hurled a totally unconscious Candi out of the ring. Outside of the ring, Cody Malone and the Suburban Knights (Jesse Kinkade & B.T. Smooth) came out to brawl with Page and his Lost Souls. This distracted Willow and Valeria, allowing Marvel to eliminate both with a dropkick for the win.
WINNER: Michelle Marvel / ORDER OF ELIMINATION: 1. Lollipop (0:02, Beth Steele); 2. Beth Steele (2:05, Cotton Candi), 3 & 4. Sarah Doom, Misfit (4:50, Valeria & Willow), 5. Cotton Candi (5:10, Michelle Marvel), 6 & 7. Willow, Valeria (5:31, Michelle Marvel)
This win gave Marvel & Steele an ACE Female Tag Team Championship shot at the PPV. While ACE Security broke up the fracas outside of the ring, Steele came out and celebrated with Marvel inside of the ring. For their scuffle outside of the ring, the Lost Souls, Cody Malone and Suburban Knights were all removed from the upcoming male Battle Royal.
[BACKSTAGE] Melissa Chase interviewed ACE Heavyweight Champion Maelstrom, still wearing patch over left eye..
CHASE: "Champ, you haven't competed in an official match for the last few weeks...how do you feel going into the battle royal which features your PPV opponent...Kid...Hideous?"
MAELSTROM: "Tonight, is the penultimate step in removing Kid Hideous from my life and ACE Wrestling. With authority, I shall make him suffer. Make him pay." looks into camera "MAKE HIM FEEL THE WHIRLPOOL OF MADNESS THAT IS MAELSTROM!"
[COMMERCIAL BREAK]
Battle Royal
5. PARTICIPANTS: WALLY DANIELS, DOUGLAS THORN, SEX & VIOLENCE (Kevin Karma & Sheik Mohammed Hussein), MAELSTROM, THE DYNASTY (Kid Hideous & Jason Flatline)
TIME LIMIT: None | REFEREES: (outside) Stu Payne, Dawson LaChance
Maelstrom and Hideous went right after one another while the others watched in amazement. Flatline attempted to help his partner but Maelstrom threw him at Wally Daniels, who nailed Flatline with the Parkway Power Bomb over the top rope and out of the ring for the first elimination. Karma and Hussein attempted to eliminate Thorn but Thorn raked the eyes of Hussein and hurled Karma over the top rope for the next elimination. Hussein ran into Daniels, who leveled him with a PPB in the center of the ring. Meanwhile, Hideous attempted to punch the injured eye of Maelstrom but the champ ducked and put Hideous in a bear hug before dropping him throat-first across the top rope. The crowd roared. The next elimination came when Thorn attempted to remove Hussein from the ring but Daniels instead shoved both men over the top rope and out of the ring to eliminate both men. Three men remained. Instead of watching the other two, Daniels was proactive and went after them. He failed when Hideous caught Daniels with a head butt, knocking him to the mat. Maelstrom kneed Hideous from behind into the corner before attempting what would be an amazing version of the Eye Of The Storm. While Maelstrom had Hideous set up for it, Daniels delivered a springboard dropkick into both men and sent them over the top rope and onto the arena floor for the win.
WINNER: Wally Daniels / ORDER OF ELIMINATION: 1. Jason Flatline (1:52, Wally Daniels), 2. Kevin Karma (2:20, Douglas Thorn), 3 & 4. Douglas Thorn, Sheik Mohammed Hussein (4:33, Wally Daniels), 5 & 6. Maelstrom, Kid Hideous (6:12)
Following the elimination, Maelstrom and Hideous continued fighting outside of the ring. Dante Monaco came out and congratulated Daniels, prompting Lord Michael and Benjamin Hammer to also emerge from the locker room. The four qualifiers for the Golden Ticket Ladder Match stared one another down inside the ring while Maelstrom and Hideous continued brawling outside. Monaco and Daniels stopped the staring and clotheslined Michael and Hammer. ACE Security came out and stopped the madness as the show ended.
RESULTS RECAP
1. ACE Female Tag Team Championship - (C) Vicki Maxim & Krissy Karma def. Anna Madison & Kaysi Bootman [5:58]
2. Golden Ticket Ladder Match Qualifier #4 - Dante Monaco def. Torch (CO), Schmeloppy (CO) and Marc Middleton [4:38]
3. ACE Television Championship Elimination Match - (C) Chad Hendrix def. Benjamin Hammer, Lord Michael [7:01]
4. Female Battle Royal - Michelle Marvel def. Willow, Valeria, Cotton Candi, Sarah Doom, Misfit, Beth Steele and Lollipop [5:31]
5. Battle Royal - Wally Daniels def. Maelstrom, Kid Hideous, Sheik Mohammed Hussein, Douglas Thorn, Kevin Karma and Jason Flatline [6:12]
ROLL CALL OF CHAMPIONS
ACE Heavyweight Champion: Maelstrom [80 Days]
ACE Tag Team Champions: Roxbury Express (Wally Daniels & Dante Monaco) [77 Days]
ACE Television Champion: Chad Hendrix [14 Days]
ACE Female Champion: Anna Madison [52 Days]
ACE Female Tag Team Champions: Vicki Maxim & Krissy Karma [24 Days]
NOTHING ELSE MATTERS on May 31 live on PPV!
All matches are Anything Goes
Lost Souls (Valeria & Willow) vs. Sarah Doom & Misfit
High Fidelity (Schmeloppy & Marc Middleton) vs. The Dynasty (Torch & Jason Flatline)
ACE Female Tag Championship Match
(C) Krissy Karma & Vicki Maxim vs. Sex & Violence (Beth Steele & Michelle Marvel)
Kendo Stick Death Match
Sex & Violence (Sheik Mohammed Hussein & Kevin Karma) vs. Chad Hendrix & Douglas Thorn
Lost Souls (Jonny Page, Chris Casanova & Pauly McQueen) vs. Cody Malone & Suburban Knights (Jesse Kinkade & B.T. Smooth)
ACE Female Championship Match
(C) Anna Madison vs. Kaysi Bootman
Golden Ticket Ladder Match
Winner receives shot at ACE Heavyweight Championship
Entrant #1 - Wally Daniels
Entrant #2 - Lord Michael
Entrant #3 - Benjamin Hammer
Entrant #4 - Dante Monaco
ACE Heavyweight Championship Match
(C) Maelstrom vs. Kid Hideous
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